Sputter stutter and quiver in dismay! Now why would you put me on that list? After all I did write you all a nice little poem to excuse me! And I am not pushy...just determined! LOL
I'm gonna just hang around here at the PO til the postmaster sends the Feds to pick you up for stealing mail :~) that will keep you and your cohorts safely out of the way til I can get into line at the new party!
While y'all party...
all you did was pull Molly's hair and blame it on me. I know people like you and it ain't right. You aren't right Zany. Not right at all.
I Ain't Right? You go about whip in hand and in the company of cannon totin Mollybee and you say I Ain't right! Humphhh!
I have to admit you may have a point!) But It just Ain't right for you to say I Ain't right when You Ain't right neither! Oh, by the way, that whip sure does make a good clothesline! Now Where is that Mollybee with her Cannon? I am certain it is powerful enough to shoot me something hot to drink!
Like I said, you ain't right.
I don't need that whip. It was my old one and not too much good anymore. Got my newer one out now.
Molly, you better shoot her something to drink and make it laced with some of Papa's recipe.
Course I Ain't Right! I Ain't Wrong Neither...I'm Zanymuse, nice to meet ya! But I was Wrong twice and don't two wrongs make a Right?
Open up wide Zany here it comes, say ahhhhhhhhhh!!
How was that? Did that warm your inerds? I surely hope so that was the last of Papa's recipe so you should stay nice and warm for awhile. O I must've miss read your post, I thought you wanted Papas recipe...but you said hot coffee didn't you? O well maybe it will make you sleep for awhile since the PO is taking their own sweet time getting your box out to you. I'm sure it will help pass the time if you take a nappy poo!
Go to sleepp Go to sleep Go to sleep little Zany close your big ole eyes and go to sleepppp
shhhh Zany is napping for a little while ya'll be quiet!
Pond don't crack that whip now or she'll wake up and start fussing at me for giving her the wrong shot thru the cannons
shhhhhhh
I got mine and they are great! Already recovering nicely. thanks, Lupi
Zany and Pond, All I have to say is it's a good thing I'm good and kind and nice, never a single thought that isn't pure...Last time I checked, I was perfect in every way, and beautiful and slender too!!! Haven't you noticed how when I walk by, all the birds start singing and the clouds blow away? If I weren't here to balance out all you evil ones, who knows what would happen. It only makes sense that Lupi, with her great intelligence, would agree to give me the vast majority of her plants, and shun you both for misbehaving. It's the only logical outcome!!!
ROFLOL And she's MODEST too! Mollybee, thanks for the warmup, I don't know what that was but it was Smooooth and warmed me up all the way to my toes! Pond! why don't you crack that whip at this Post office and see if you can get them moving!
Lupine, please don't blame your poor postal worker for this delay, For some reason we here behind the redwood curtain have the worst service in the world it seems!
Now, back to the not so modest Carena! I too thought I was perfect until I realized that my perfection caused others to feel inadequate so I now make mistakes and act up a bit so they will not need to feel jealous or intimidated in my presence. Seems like perfection can be downright annoying to the average person ...so....in the spirit of friendship...and out of love for my fellow gardeners...SPLAT! You are now covered in fresh garden mud !
Why thank you so much Zany, I frequently apply mud pack facials to keep my perfect, dewy fresh skin in pristine condition, I'll rinse in a few minutes, then I will look even more gloriously beautiful than usual as I shake up this can of brewski AND AIM IT RIGHT AT YA AS I POP THE TOP!!!! PPPSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Open wide now Zany. Got some fresh-made rhubarb cake. That'll put the curl back in your hair. Rhubarb is fresh from my own garden. Cut the stalks the dumb bunnies have been eating leaves from (dumb bunnies!!!! -- don't they know rhubarb leaves are poisonous???)
I still think Bob (my PO worker) made off with the plants. And to think I promised him garlic!!!! I'll give him garlic *evil grin
Well, I appreciated that fizzy beer Carena, it adds shine to the hair and the rainwater rinse I am getting is the perfect topper.
An Lupine, that sounds like a real taste treat! I have never eaten Rhubarb so I am in for a real mouth watering adventure!
MY BOX CAME! I rushed it home and potted up all my treasures. Bob was laughing so hard he almost split his britches watching me out in the rain filling pots and murmmering sweet nothings to my new babies. But they all look like they will be fine after their long ordeal so let your post office Bob have his garlic with my blessings....but the gal at the po here is going to have to wait awhile for me to forgive her delay and get the rice crispy treats to her I bribed her with!
Now, Where is that new partyline at? I'm ready to hop on the tail end of the Conga line and PARTY!
Blue Plumbago............and I missed it??!!! Wahhhhhhh!!!
"eyes"
now, now eyes. It will be alright. Lupi will have more later won't cha Lupi? Dry your tears eyes and join us for the Partaaaaaaaa!
Zany and Carena you both need to come visit my farm so I can show you how perfect you both are. My billy goat will show you around the farm while I go in and fix you some really nice tea.
KKKKAAAAAAAAWWWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM goes the billy goat. He doesn't like liers. Zany and Carena both in the mud on the farm that isn't mud ( if you get what I mean). LOLOLOL Look at you two. You need to take a swim in my pond to clean off.
You know, In Hollyweird the stars pay a bundle to take long soaks in warm steamy gooey stuff, and here is Pond and her goat giving us the royal spa treatment for free just cause she recognizes what royalty we are....even if it is Royal Pains in the Asters. PARTY ! PARTY ! PARTY !
I never met a goat who didn't try to mangle every bone in my body! They see me coming and burst out laughing 'cuz they know I'm going to end up on my buttinski in the biggest pile of poo they can locate. I don't know what it is with geese and goats, they always decide I'm the easiest target!!!
Lupi,
If you have any "Hosta--variegated that changes as it matures. Opens green with
yellow margins, then changes to blue with green
margins. Small heart-shaped leaves," left, please keep me in mind.
Wow! I am not sure where I left off listing people and trying to e-mail about postage that I have received! Losing DG for days is mind-numbing!!!!!!
Anyway, here is my list of people that I have received postage. If you didn't get an individual e-mail from me, please forgive me. I have to do a better job of saving e-mail addys! Without DG, I was frantically paging back through my old messages (good thing I am lazy about deleting old ones ;D
I got postage or trades so far from: DeeS, Carena, Weedlady, Ecobioangie, Zanymuse, Violalover, Roshana, Ohiobreezy, Yardbird, Pardancanda, Mollybee, Terry, notmartha.
Still waiting for postage from: tnbolin, woodspirit, gingerlily, Debby, momcat, babsadventure, naturepatch, tiG, belladonna, rootdoctor. *whew* Between trying to figure out from the last mass-mailing and this one, my bookkeeping skills are really being challenged!
Lupinelover: Plants from Debby are on the way to ya. Should be getting them Monday, Tuesday for sure. Sent them Priority Mail on Friday. You took on more than I could of. Thanks, for all the goodies.
if any of this is available plmk would love to try to get a few of these.
thanks,
cristina
pachysandra
sweet woodruff
wild ginger
bloodroot
lamium 'Chequers'
ribbon grass
Bishop's weed aka goutweed
Mother of thyme
lily of the valley
and any kind a of the hostas that you left
and any bulb that you may have left over
Lupi? Do you still need protection? I have been away for a few days since DG went down the tubes. Yippeee that we are back even though it is sloowwwwwwwww loading. But girl, if you need my protection from these guys and gals I am here for you still. You know I don't need any more plants till I get my gardens expanded so you are safe from me this year but wait till next year THEN I WILL HIT. LOLOLOL
Thank you Lupine, I've mailed You a letter by snail mail. Thank you again for the stuff
Hi Babs! I am finally able to access this thread again!!! I got so tired of waiting 10-15 minutes and still nothing! I got your postage yesterday.
My bookkeeping is all messed up due to the hospitalization, so it will be a few more days until I get it figured out. Next rain day...
Tropicalnut, I am going to e-mail you. So sorry that I wasn't able to earlier.
no problem i understand i heard about your family things...just get better over there(your whole family!) lotsa well wishes your way!
cristina
Hey, Naturepatch, if you are still watching this thread, the daffs are on their way today! Along with a couple other things for being patient :)
Tropicalnut, now that my life has calmed down (a little) I can send you the plants you asked for, if you still want them! E-mail me to let me know.
Hey Lupi! Glad you see you back! Are you needing protection from these thugs again?
Naw Pond. Lupy got so busy with things there taking time with her mom that the party broke up to take the pressure off. Those bulbs will multiply and next year we can have a conga line around the globe while she digs ;~) But I promise, At the nest party I paln to be my sweet, wonderful, shy self....LOL!
oh yeah? It is just like you, Zany, to try to take the focus off of Lupi just when she may be starting back into her garden for the plants and bulbs. I know you are seriously wrong if you think I will fall for those tactics. You are on notice that you better stay back in your place in line.
Nice try Oh magnificent Pond, but I am so far at the back of this line I am at my place in California! She may manage to get a few things out yet this season but I figure the bulk will have to wait. But I warn ya, when the dust settles and ya think you are finally standing there at the front of the line....it will be because the Zanyone has already been there and gone with the prize! HA HA HA HA !!! GIGGLE SNORT! MANIACAL LAUGHTER WAFTS THROUGH THE AIR!
(see why we have to watch this zany one? Is there anybody else who is sane out there who can see that she needs help from all of us and watched carefully too?)
Yes Zany, I am sure you are in California now. You just enjoy the weather out there for now. Have some nice cold ice tea and sit a spell. Take your shoes off. Doesn't that feel better?
LOL I just got in from work, kicked off my shoes, grabbed a glass of iced tea and this is the first thread I read!
But in answer to your question, the answer is YES There are indeed other sane people here (besides ME) They are just trying to be nice and not call attention to your obvious mental illness ;
well it is about time somebody realized that you are the only insane one here at DG. I mean how many people would be there at 1:33am EST drinking tea and lying about themselves unless they were insane?
ROFLOL At least 2 of us I see! ;~P
nope, it is an hour later here! LOL
Ha! So who's crazier Me posting at 11:56 my time or you posting at 3:52 your time!
no, it is an hour later than California time here. So it is only 1:00am here. The night is young.
Oh, so you are only an hour ahead of me in the search for sanity!
nope I am an hour ahead of you on my way to Lupi's house when she needs my protection from you.
Cool! You stay there on Lupy's porch with your trusty whip and make sure I don't sneak past you....I am gonna hit the shower and rest up so I can get a head start on tomorrow!
Goodnight you kook!
kook? You are calling ME a kook? Well I think you are the kook to want to stay in California when you could be riding with me to OH and meeting lots of DG people along the way. Of course you would have to ride in the back of my pickup because I don't have room in the front with the 7 dogs and me up there. There should be some gardens along the way that we could raid err (woops) get some nice plants from that we don't have already. We could make it into a road trip.