Hey Molly? While they are all out plundering Lupi's garden lets meet and plunder theirs and get the plants WE want for our gardens? (evil laugh) Wahahahahahahaha!!!!
As promised
Heee heee Sounds like a plan to me!! Lets start with RootDr's place I bet he has tons of things that would look good in our beds!! Then we'll be off to Zany's to blunder thru her's! hee hee
Well don't come here! I haven't had this yard long enough to have much of a garden. You can come have some of my lovely strain of grass de crab if you want. :)
I have lots of those pretty yellow dandelions, help yourselves!
LOL naa guess we better go to a yard with more to choose from than that....hmmmm who's will it be now....
Calalily's? I hear she is moving so she won't need any of hers anymore. And then there is Pardancanda's gardens. (evil laugh) Wahahahahahahaha
Well, since I just moved in and the place is waiting for lots of TLC and new plants, you can all come on over and lay your offerings upon the empty soil!
If you want to take something back with you there is a lovely knotweed taking over one corner that I will happily turn my back while you "steal" it!
What offerings Zany? I am only here to keep the peace and keep all of you from trampling poor Lupi.
CRACKKKKKKKKK ( the goat whip is replaced by a bull whip!) Get BACK!!!
Lupi, dear you take a rest now from all this hubbub. Packing all these boxes is not an easy job and I am here to protect you from harm and these plant hungry people. I think they will behave better now that I am here. :>)
Standing up straight now! I'll be good if you make Zany quit pulling my hair! LOL I know she is doing it, but everytime I look back at her she is looking off and humming to herself....I know she is doing it!
Mollybee, if she is doing it then there will be a poem about it soon enough! :)
Zany, Quit pulling Molly's hair! You behave yourself or you won't get any of these plants!
Molly, you quit sticking your tongue out at Zany!
Ecobioangie, quit encouraging Zany. No encouragement needed here!
Dear MOLLYBEE, It was not me
That was a tuggin on your hair
It must have been Ponditis
whose whip crackin was crackin there!
Pond, please put the whip away
and I'll be as good as I can be
We just want to have fun and play
While Lupine counts for ME!
Hey ecobioangie, wanna play a game?
We can play hide and seek...
I'll hide all of Lupines plants
while you close your eyes...Don't Peek!
Zany, you can't fool me! I know what you were doing when Lupi wasn't looking! And I know to watch you well when you start for home since I live between Lupi and you.
Besides Lupi asked me to protect her during chat tonight so protect her, I will.
LOL! Ya don't need to be worrying about me where Lupine is concerned! I never bite the hands that send me plants!
Thanks Pond ;D You keep 'em all busy here while I am out working!
Back!!!! Back I say!!! Y'all will get your stuff, I promise ;D And maybe a couple of surprises in with the best-behaved person??? Or the one who makes me giggle so hard that my hands shake too much to type???
Nowwww whos encouraging who? Lupi I know you'll do right by all of us wont you?! I am just about the only one besides John that hasn't gotton too far outta hand the whole time we have been standing in this line. Pond has protected me and John too with that bull whip, she has managed to keep the buggers at bay.
I promise I will be good now that Zany has quit pulling my hair. I think it might have just been the whoosh of the bull whip as Pond cracked it towards the back of the line.
I'm sorry Zany, I guess it wasn't you *red faced*
I promise I wasn't trying to start any trouble though really I wasn't!!
Close my eyes?
I don't think so!
You wish I was that naive though!
I'll be good.
And wait my turn.
And maybe get a bonus fern!
So HA to you Zanymuse!
You better not alight my fuse!
Who? Me? I ask in sweet innocence,
I would NEVER light your fuse!
Blushing slightly thinking....
Which matches should I use?
And as for the "innocent" Mollybee,
She's a trouble maker from the start!
Accusing ME of pullin hair!
When Ponds whip, her hair did part!
And where is the Windy one in this fray?
Her voice is mighty quiet....
Bet she's already whisked the best plants away
and is sitting back laughing at this riot!
ME a trouble maker?? Naaa all I did was get FIRST in line and then all of ya'll tried breaking in front of me :P
Miss Zany has been trying to sweet talk Lupi behind our backs! Pretending to try and help her dig out plants, well as you can see it totally threw Lupi for a loop because she suddenly forgot how to count!
Now there ya go critisizing our wonderful, generous, delightful, hardworking,amazingly intelligent, beautiful and kind hostess! She counts wonderfully! 1 for you and 6 for me! Yep that gal can count better than anybody!
Now Mollybee, for being so wicked I really think you should apologize and remove yourself to the BACK of the line while hanging your head in shame and dismay at your brass affrontery of accusing sweet lil ole me of any attempt to Sweet talk or influence the Marvelous Luinelover in any way!After all, the only brown on my nose is dirt from helping this fantastic gardener....Sweet talk...ME? Hmmph ;~)
No more poems now, and I mean it!
(anybody want a peanut?)
name the movie........
Zany hun, No matter if you had chosend a different screen name...I still think I would think of you as ZANY!!!! LOL
I think you are much too good with words my dear, for me to go to the back of the line.....I'd miss all your Zanyness if I did that! I begg of you to let me stay here in front.
Poems?? Not me, I do good to write a plain ole words let alone the kind that rhyme LOL
Don't get me started on Peanuts!
Name what movie?????
Princess Bride! Princess Bride!
*sigh* no more poems?
Aaaaaas yooooou wiiiiiish....
lol
OMG, I'm such a dork. :)
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Keep at it, Pond! While you were keeping them busy, I was fiendishly dividing... got a few extra divisions of some of my plants that I can share :)
Keep 'em busy another day for me, Pond! You too Zany! Molly, now that you know yours is on the way, you can keep the rest busy!
Good idea, Angie! Start a guessing game! That'll distract everyone!
Uh...huh? That was the movie. The Princess Bride. No guessing game. Except perhaps one about where my coolness went.
Hey Lupi, did you send Molly's plants with mine or seperate?
Hey Lupi! Me thinks they don't understand how tight we are. Zany thinks she will get 6 and you one but little does she know that you are saving at least 5 of those plants for my garden when I get another flower bed ready for it. I need to get out my super duper bull whip and crack it for my DH and son to get themselves in gear and get my (ahem, I meant, THEIR) work done. At any rate you are keeping a few special ones out for me aren't you? Wellll Aren't you? Old friend old pal old buddy.
Yeahhhhh doggy she is a special friend who needs protected from all you masses so she can concentrate on digging her gardens up and dividing all these BEAUTIFUL starts for people who stay in line and BEHAVE.
Lupi? Did you hear them lie about my whip? Why I am so good with that whip that I can take a bacteria from the cheek of a flea at 30 yards. AND make that flea cook my dinner to boot.
So THERE. My Mama said SO. Phttttttt!!!!!!
HA! Yo Mama was fillin yo head with fairy tales!
But now I are forced to be good.....but the only thing Me has ever been GOOD at is being BAD! So now me am all befuddled and cornfused....is me supposed to be BAD cause I is GOOD at it or be GOOD which I are BAD at?
I think the bad in Zany has taken over the good so the bad is good and the good is bad and ne're the twain shall meet. She needs to get to an insane assylum immediately (if not sooner).
Lupi, you kick your feet up and take a little rest now so you can finish your flower beds without pain and anguish. Have a cold drink or a warm one if you want that. Why you can also take your shoes off because I have them all under control now that Zany is in the assylum.
They came to take me away hee hee haa haa ho ho
To the funny farm they said I'd go tee hee HAH HAH Oh NO!
I tickled their funny bones you know
And so they let me Go... Tee Hee Yipee HO HO!
(This one is for Carena) I know how badly she wanted to see more poetry!
You write a poem for Carena and not for ME???? LOL
Thanks Pond :) You know I kept just a few special things when you get your new pond dug. Say the word, whip-wielder!
Just peeking in here quick to try to see if I have heard from Woodspirit yet. Yay! I think I got it!!!! By golly it came through!!!!
I am on my way to send the rest of the packages, except for Sue. Sue, I will hold off until Monday to send yours so that they don't spend the weekend sitting in a hot post office substation somewhere along the way. Even Priority yesterday wouldn't guarantee to get them to you by Saturday. Mailing them bright and early Monday!
Everyone else I will write later about the postage. Gotta run to get them mailed...
Kathy
Yes, didn't you see her post above? She was just beggin for more poems! LOL
hey Angie, you knew the movie!!! I guess we are both dorks, it's a great movie! and "As you wish" and "inconceivable" are well loved and used in my home.
thanks so much for the poem Zany! I've been hiding because I'm afraid of Pond's whip!!!
Aren't we ALL afraid of that wild whip womon! I know I am! I think we better watch what we say so she don't whip it our way to keep us in line here! I'm going to hide behind Zany and Carena the next time she lashes out with that thang! LOL
I think the whip is now whipping all of you guys and gals into getting your yards all planted with all your new plants so you can come out here to Idaho and help me plant my flower beds and PARTY!!!!!!!
NOW GET BUSY AND HURRY UP ABOUT IT!!! Times-a-waste-ing.
Okay Molly,
duck down when she starts getting fierce,
so that whip your soft skin will not pierce.
You can come out to play
at the end of the day,
when she tires and puts it away
you can have lots of fun
till you see her- then run,
it's best to stay out of her way!
Better believe it! :>)
Bravo Carena, a well written verse
to warn us of the whip and worse.
But I hid Pond's whip today
When she looked the other way
So now it's just Mollybee I fear
Cause she has a water cannon I hear!
And with all the rain we've had of late
That water cannon could seal my fate.
Since I'm livin proof that fat won't float
I'd be needing a mighty big row boat
to get away from the cannons blast
So from Mollybee I am hiding fast!
Thanks Kathy!!!!!!! :-D
P.S. check your inbox!!
lol
Ahhh yes so tis I who will keep you all in line!
Heads up everyone or I'll blast you with my water cannon!
The Bullwhip is gone now and I am not afraid to use my cannon if you get to far outta hand!
Pondi, I think Zany has cut your whip in to thousands of small pieces along with that goat whip you had too!
Want me to squirtttttt her??