As promised

ROFLOL Ya all can relay for the booze but you are all gonna be standing in the line for the Bathroom soon from all the drinking so up to the front I prance!

I am gonna get the grill going here in the back,maybe we can lure some of the folks up front back here,I bet they are getting hungry!?!them Cheetos don't stick to the ribs,maybe in the morning the smell of a pot of coffee?That will for sure lure some of them back here.

Hey, I'm just going to nurse my one wine cooler. Ya'll think I'm drunk, but I'm just funnin' and I won't have to pee. You'll think it's a miracle. I'll promise to hold your place in line and then I'll take it! Wahahahahaha!
p.s. did I mention I'm eeeeevil? :)

Ahhh yes just when I "thought" about going to bed!! Looks like you all are still here trying to root me out of first place! tiG I thought you and I were better friends than that LOL trying to get me to go to bed so you can get my place in line!
I'll be sure and keep the ole clothespin handy for the morning when ya'll get your Coffee a brewin...that way I'll be sure and not leave my spot! With my 3 kids, I'm sure one of them will keep the coffee coming to me so I don't have to leave! LOL I'll get dh to come back there and throw me a steak on your grill and have me some steak and eggs yumm yumm!!

I am second in line and I have stir fry ginger chicken and fudge!!!!!! No one else can sneak in my place or else!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok Lani you and I are in this together...I'll keep 'em back while you eat, then you can watch for me while I eat! Better yet, I'll just sit on them if they get outta hand and start pushing us too hard lol trust me if I sit on them they wont go anywhere! LOL

Fine, I leave to go to work, and when I come home we've progressed from stale Cheetos to beer? I'll be afraid to check in the morning at this rate... Should we have Bloody Marys and Mimosas while we wait?

Come on John, I saved you a place up front with me and Ponditis hope you're hungery for something better than Cheetos! How's about bringing me a Mountain Dew on your way up here?

HEY! No saving places while I am innocently cutting in line!

Hurry John, while everyone is starting to get sleepy and nodding off. Shhhhh don't wake up RootDr!

Coming, MOLLYBEE... got your Mountain Dew...

ahhh Thanks John. That should hold me over til the morning.
Did you bring your sleeping bag or your blanket? I think it's getting chilly glad I got my sleeping bag. Hey can someone zip up my sleeping bag?

Lemmme at em if they try to get in front of us, Molly. We were here first! And between the two of us we can crush the competition!!!! (literally crush LOL)

John, you forgot my root beer! Or do you have it hidden there in your sack that you brought for the plants?

Hey Molly, John can do our hair while we wait. I haven't ever had a makeover. That's the least he can do for trying to get ahead of the others in line. :>)

Here, let me zip that for you! :~) it'll be hard for you to stay at the front of the line if your zipper is stuck...super glue should do the trick...Hee Heee!

way to go Zany!!! lol

You forgot one thing, Zany. I am a farmer and I carry a knife. LOLOLOL Can't catch meeeeeeee!

LOL Then as a farmer you know that trying to stick a knife into stone is not easy and I have been told that when competing for anything I have a heart of stone! But you keep that little knife handy cause it will Come in handy opening that special box when it arrives....right after MINE~

Okay, you guys and gals are slacking off. It's 4:00 a.m. Where is everyone? LOL

Tight here at the head of the line of course!

Thank goodness to the 2way zipper! Miss Zany superglued only 1 zipper end....she forgot about the zipper at the other end hee hee ahhhhh yes I had a good nights sleep yawnnnnnnnnnn Ready for the steak and eggs, Root do you have the grill going yet??

Lani, I brought you some Stewart's Root Beer from NJ in a frosty mug... now about the makeover, I have lots of red hair dye...

MOLLYBEE, I hope there's some biscuits and gravy to go with those eggs...

Look at where I need to plant these shade plants. See! I need them! Y'all just want them. I'm desperate! The animals need more shade plants to make them happy.
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if you take one look at my wild hair this morning all of you will run away screaming or fall down laughing and I can just step up to the front!!!

No pity plants!

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Nooooo pitty plants!! LOL you have to stand in line and be fair and square...only bribeing with Chocolate and such will get you closer to the front of this line!

Ahhh yes the steak and eggs and gravy and biscuits were scrumpious!! Now since we eat such a late breakfast, that should hold us until later today right??

Ok John lets get Ponditis all set up for the red hair dye! She'll look much better with red than I would.

Hey, this is a pond fanatic we are talking about here right? Why not dye it algae green?

ROFLOL!!!! I just thought maybe instead of doing Ponditis with the red maybe we should do everyone else in line....that way when one of you all tries sneaking up to the front of the line...we'll be able to see you better!! LOOL

ewwww...if we have to have our hair dyed algea green or red to be in line I might have to move to the back!
Anyone have any chocolate to trade for 3rd place?

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I'm keeping my hat on tight here,getting the coals going,I am sure I hear some grumbling stomachs up front!?!Carena start fanning the smoke forward,they are getting weak from hunger,Hummm? what will it be that gets them back here,Brats?,Naw,Burgers?,Naw,maybe some of my Grilled Catfish,steamed corn on the cob?

These are 2 views of the grotto with the waterfalls. Things are still a mess and nothing much is planted yet but will soon remedy that. The reason for the grotto was to cover up the bare bank we dug out to use for fill dirt to level the patio. Spousal unit is using cement but he has colored it and will do a little more color work to make it look like real rock. The little waterfall is to the right and now that the big one is so pretty and so musical, he wants to redo the small one. LOL, this is never going to end!! He is going to build a small deck to the right of the patio for one of those covered duo swings you can get at places like Wal-mart or Home Dept.
The blue Pepsi crate will be filled with rock and set into the top of the waterfall for a filter. It will be covered with the hypertufa slabs to the left and be out of sight


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Wow !

Woodspirit that area has come a long long way since he first started! I look forward to seeing how he progresses this year!

thanks folks, I am looking forward to the finish and the planting. I accidently posted a close-up of the waterfall under a new thread in the "shady gardens" forum, take a look and tell me what you think.

Do you see the hole next to the square on where the Pepsi crate will go? That's for the Charles Grimaldi bruggie that tiG sent me. A little further over on the bank above the pond I have planted 2 ligularias, "the Rocket".

I have more chocolate today, anybody want to work a deal to get me closer to the front??

Your not passing me Tig- I logged on at 4 a.m. I have first rights today *giggle* Actually I just couldn't sleep.
Tig- the ears came today! Thanks a million. Will the Zebrina sp? nanna's turn red with age?

yes, they do! come on, I have TONS of shade!

root, Catfish soulnds good, but I was kinda thinking BBQ sauce would lure everyone back towards the grill, but maybe we should try some nice melty-gooey S'mores too, for the chocolate lovers!!
ps: woodspirit, that's going to look great when it's all finished!

Move along, move along, nothing to see here (elbowing way to the front...)