smmmmmmm ahhh yes I smell the grill! Maybe I can pretend I'm eatting your BBQ and Catfish all the while I will really be eatting my shrimp that I threw on the grill while you weren't looking! I snatched me about 3 ears of that roasted corn on the cobb for me and John and Ponditis...I bet Pond has those little butter packs in her cooler she brought with her...there is not telling what all she has in that thing!
As promised
Hmmm, good early white corn...lots of butter and salt, freshly ground pepper...
To get my mind off FOOD here...
Woodspirit, That's gonna be fantastic!
Belledonna, pretty site! Is that a real peacock? Yours? Do you have a photo of him with his tail spread? I'd like a pic for a screen saver!
Here he is in all his glory!
So fantastically cool! Does he have a name?
Beautiful bird. Our neighbors sold theirs. I loved it when they would come to our yard to look around.
I'm standing in line too for shady things!!! Free beer forever!!
I just got an email from Root Dr. He's on his way to go mushroom hunting and wants me to keep his place in line. Or better yet, move him up a bit. Maybe he can fry up some of them mushrooms, he's gonna get. They are sure good eatin. That should get him a space or two ahead. Wouldn't ya know it, just like a man, he left his grill in a mess, for me to clean up. Might as well be busy, while standing here.
Well, I'm only reading for entertainment and boy I'm getting it. This is real hoot. Hope Root remembers his old friend Brugie when he comes home with those mushrooms. Really good eating. If he doesn't share his picking with you, Debby, forget cleaning that grill. LOL!!
Hmmm fresh rooms!!! yumm yumm!! I might just let him move on up closer to the front with us....notice I didn't say all the way up to the front! LOL Better see how he does the rooms on that shiney clean grill first LOL
I just fried some of those fresh Mushrooms tonight. FOR REAL!! And for a prominent place in the hilarious line I might share.
hee hee what a wise move you have made there tmbolin!
Well My Oh My!!!I can't even sneak off in the woods to find some Shrooms!!!
I come back to find an empty corn pot!!No fish left and Debby snoozin in the hammock!
I'm fraid to look in the cooler,?!?HEY Carena where is the cooler??BABS!!!You two had better not snuck up front with the cooler.
Ok,little late here but I got:
shrimp on the barby
fresh bass outta river
prime beef on the smoker
martinis shaken not stired
momosas with fresh oj
Iced tea with orange slices
and all the beer you can drink in Texas!
Oh, if anyone wants to play Lucy,we can stomp on some grapes and make some FINE wine.
If we are gonna stomp grapes we need to pick the person with the biggest feet...I.m a size 7 shoe.
Molly, you better NOT let anyone in line ahead of me while I am off taking care of my Mom! I would never forgive you for that.
I will NOT tell you the size of my shoes since I need to save my legs for the footrace that this is becoming. Wouldn't Lupi have the last laugh if she decided not to divide her plants this year after all? LOL Now THAT would be funny.
(sneaking off to talk to Lupi) (Now Lupi, you can tell them that you aren't dividing your plants and that way you can give the best of them to me and Molly and John as long as John agrees not to die our hair red!) (It's in your ballpark now, Lupi. We love you and I can give you lots of fudge too!)
hmmmm been thinking of what I have to tempt lupinelover with and all I have is homemade, New York-style chocolate cheesecake and some moonshine........
O Nooo nooo Pond, I wouldn't let anyone in front of you. I only told a choice few that they could come "closer" to the front...you know like 4th or 5th in line.
Nope not telling my shoes size eaither...I'd rather keep my toes outta the grapes and into the soil! Like Pond I want to get a running start when Lupi hollers come and get'em!! Just because I am first in line doesn't mean someone wont try knocking me down to get there before me.
What cha got in the cooler Pond?? I got the munchies!! Seems like we might need to let Weedlady and Zany come closer to the front, I'm sure between me and Pond we can show them just how to eat!
Pond shhhhhh listen if you and I just nibble on the food and let them have all they can hold, they will be too full and bloated to run!! LOL
Drink up ya'll....there's more food, keep eatting!!
RootDr, Think you could give me a shroom to take home for later, I know I will be super hungery once all this running is over with plus I'll need to build up some energy so I can plant all my new plants!
hmm...everyone must be taking their post breakfast nap. I'm sneaking up to the front of the line! Wahhahaha
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Angie,they might be light sleepers,I'm heading out again to mend fences and Shroomhunt later,if they don't wake up,hold me a spot!
back back
I'll have to boink you on the head with feathers again!
Wa? Is that belladonna that I here buzzing in my ear? Sorry hon, you spent too much time in the chatroom this morning. You've been usurped!
Root, if you can help me fight em off while we push to the head of the line, then I'll be more than happy to split the spoils with you! :)
Don't worry about Donna,I tied her shoestrings together while she was sitting in the chatroom,LOL!
hehehehehe
I had to go home and pick up my herd of Chihuahua's
Now you are in trouble!
Here is the leader of the pack! She weighs 3 pounds and is vicious!
roflmao!
My dog could eat your dogs! (they're cute tho, no offense)
Oh no! Not the dreaded Chihuahua's ! Those cute little darlings are viscious heel nippers. I'd rather face down a rottwieler than these flea sized terrors that think they are the size of a horse~
That's it for me, I am not afraid of much in this world but
Chihuahua's are toooooo much! I am gonna creep back to the end of the line and cross my fingers there will be something left for me when these viscious critters are gone!
Ahhh but you all didn't know we had a REAL Watchdog up front with us now did ya?? One bark and you'll all be running away from the front!
She protect us while we take our little naps too!
Oh please! None of your dogs have the cool hair like mine does *giggle*
aw, nobody is a better yapper than Peanut and if you don't let me up close, I'll get him started!
LOL! Rhose dogs are cute and none of them would have kept me back....but them Chihuahua's are'nt dogs, they'e whirlwinds that bite! So please keep them scary little things away!!! I'll be good I promise!!!!
sorry,I had to run home for more ice, beer, steaks, and I also grabbed a couple extra lawnchairs (and some superglue), anyone from the front of the line want to take a load off for a while? come sit back here on one of these lawn chairs! free food and drinks, hehehehe, don't worry about that stuff on the seats, just sit right down and rest for a while....
sic em girls!
tee hee....
I'm gonna bring the guinea hens out now! They are so noisey and ugly y'all will either die laughing or run for the hills. By the way where is this line forming? What state are we in? We are gonna need a new forum/thread by the time lupi gets those plants dug up!
I don't know about you, but I'm sitting out front of lupi's house in Grove City, OH. Haven't you noticed the neighbors throwing stuff at us to get us to shutup? I sure hopw lupi doesn't notice that she hasn't gotten any mail in a few days. I've been reading it all to keep busy. ;)
hee hee
Well here comes the guineas!
Hey! I've got friends in OH! Marion OH. Man they sure do have pretty dirt up there! I sit and drool and lust after that rich OH dirt! Dang! I wonder if those plants will be ok in my amended red clay!....ACK
Stop trying to break in line eco! I got lots of chicken and cow manure and rotten eggs in this clay. I ain't gettin outta line!
I just realized what an ungratefull and rude bunch of hooligans we have become! Here we are lined up, partying and bickering while Lupinelover is working hard to divide all the plants by herself
Sorry Lupine, please, let me help you with that shovel. Why son't you sit in the shade awhile and have a nice cold drink. Just point to the ones you want dug up!
Now let me help you divide these clums....1 for you 2 for me, 2 for you 3 for me...se how much faster this goes with a bit of help!
Oh no you don't!
Eco hold the shovel will you? I gotta get a hold of Zany, there's ducks in her pond you know? And now she is tring to weazel her way up the line!
Course I just planted 300 heritage/heirloom plants this year, and next year when I divide them I might want to share with someone. So maybe I better keep this here shovel.
giggle
I bet that whole herd of chee-wow-wies would all stick, er- I mean fit nicely on one chair!
Eco, hoped you saved that mail when you were done with it, we might have to make a campfire tonight. maybe the smoke will blow towards the front of the line and clear a few people out of the way! Mollybee, can I borrow your pooch to haul firewood?
I wish my dog was here, she loves parties!!!!!!! maybe I'll sneak home and get her while everyone is running from the hens-Keep those birds away from me, they look MEAN!!!!!
Poor Lupine, so busy in the back yard digging up all those plants for us, she's missing the big party! I wonder if I should go help,,,,naw, I gotta defend my position!