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LOL! Patty!!! too funny!

Kids-well i have had a laugh.

Patty...We know you wouldn't post this so don't worry. Got a big laugh out of it though! ROFLMAO! Carol

YEEE_HAWWW!!! Your son is gonna be as crazy as you Patty!

Don't kill him tho,..perhaps he should learn all the colors and hues of poop, eh?...the dark acorn color of rabbit pills, the bi-colored site of chicken ka-ka...the dark brown of composted poop! Ah the glorious site of it all! And don't forget all the textures and shapes available...the round "nanny berries" bestowed upon us from goats, the unusual shapes and ploppps from the bovine species (each one like a snowflake, an individual) and of course, horse doo-doo (!), often-times mixed in with a bit of stable sweepin's! Ah yes, Patty..the sights!... the fragrance!...(the sound?)...the epitome of it all just out there waiting for us, calling our names!!! (and son, next time remember, Horseshoe is watching! So put THAT in your smipe and poke it, er, pipe and smoke it, er, something like that!)

Oh patty this is a great one!!! Because of your son we all have the insight of horseshoes info on poop!!!!!!! This will be a classic!!!!!!! sue

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this is too much! thanks horseshoe for the extra laugh! LIsa

This thread is too funny! Guess your son knows where to go to get your attention!

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Well, since he has a sense of humor maybe ya outa let him live....for awhile anyhow...we all need a good laugh sometimes!

Kids!! Don't you just love 'em! What a riot! .... I had to print this string out to share with some co-workers. I can think of quite a few that'd appreciate the laugh.

Oh, Patty - you have a budding poop connoisseuer on your hands.....(I have an almost 16 year old, too, and I can just see him doing something like that. Take heart, they WILL grow up and leave home at some point, right? Right?????)

Ha HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
I cant stop laughing!
thank him for the laugh!!!
It was even more funny because , I though oh my gosh that Patty is a little strange!
Now I know that you dont have the sense of humor of a 16 year old boy.
dont be too upset , It was harmless!
Shoe your a character!

I came here looking for info. on a product I had heard about and there was "poop" staring me right in the face.
Well...couldn't pass that one up.This was a great thread! Patty don't be too hard on him..Look at how many people started their day with a smile..and who'd have though a little bit of poop could do that? LOL!
I have had ibs for over 26 years now, am on daily meds for this...it's truly miserable at times with this condition, and this made ME laugh. Course now I've had breast cancer so this really pales next to that..speaking of "horse shoes" color analysis of this subject. lol!

thanks again...God bless everyone here.
annie

i have tears rolling down my cheeks-this is to funnnnny.
horseshoe your added wisdom was a good one also.
i cant quit laughing...im surprised one of my teen boys hasnt done something like this...but i hardly give them anytime on the puter since ive found daves---last summer!

Patty tell him thanks for the laughter!

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I take it he will still reach 17 then patty, lol.

Patty - So has he read the posts? If so, then he knows exactly what colours this subject conjures up, especially after Horshoes very vivid and graphic account. Too funny!! I could just see the look of amazement on your face! Way to go son!!

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lol - had to laugh - sounds like some thing my son could have done.

I just HAD to re-read this senario! What a laugh! Patty, I think your son should join DG! C'mon now, tell us what happened when you told him you found out what he did! Is there a 'chapter 2'?

Patty...I'm as curious as Horseshoe. Please tell.

BTW...My fiance read this thread and got a big kick out of it too. He said I should have posted "We know you really started this thread", and gotten our other gardening friends to go along with it! LOL As you can see, a mischievious sense of humor DOES NOT diminish with maturity!

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Haven't laughed this hard since the "Texas Chili Contest Story" or maybe the "Snow Shoveler's Diary". If anyone out there wants these I will send them.

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Patty..let your son know that many members are more than willing to send him samples for his personal inspection and analysis..lol. Glad that your son has a funny side..humor can do wonders :)
Trish