Goin' to 'tucky!!!!

Okay, never heard from Nana and she never showed up. I went down and stood on the side of 71 and waited and waited not knowing what time they would be going through. It must of been around dinner time when I saw them go blazing through. Man! That Stan has a lead foot! I jumped up and down and waived and hollared. I think I saw Kathleen point and laugh! She must not have been wearing her seat belt because I think I saw her fall over. Only a few truckers stopped to pick me up and they kept calling me Kathleen. I got so tired of explaining that my name was NOT Kathleen! Yes it was on the sign. Jeeze! I guess I will dress like cow on Sunday and paint their names on my butt and go stand on the side of the road again. Maybe that will get them to stop. :)
Happy traveling Kathleen. Glad you arrived. :)

Ha-ha-ha!!! Once a nut, always a nut!!!!! I see you now Chele - quite clearly on the side of the road with large signs hanging around your...............neck!!! lol!!!

Chele, I hope your not still standing out there, because you'll be drowned and we didn't go through until today!!

Truckers hunh? Did you have your little "ornament" with you?

heheeh well i 'll be a monkey's uncle ......last time I will
believe a little ol lady driving a pink voltswagon......
picked me up and said there was a lady up 75 giving away
Datura's ,HUMMMMM them was'nt no datura's .....it was POKE....WHY I got that a growing in my yard and the only
blooms u will see from them is POKE BERRIES,,and i got
me a big crigger on me behind from having to go in the
woods and i can't see real good without my specks and did'nt even know that was poison ivy i used for toliet
paper,,,,,,hummmmmm my behind sure is a ailing me,,,,,,,
anybody got any of that new soft moist paper yet,,,,,

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Well, here I am, one soaked and sad bovine (look, a cow word!). I think I weeded a quarter mile of 71. I got so wet that my spots faded. Things can get crazy for a white cow in Cincinnati, and I can prove it! I did leave the ornament at home, as the udder was nonfunctioning (two cow words-somebody tell Nebraska Jewel! LOL). I have hung my ears in defeat and come back home. I have been drawn and quartered (well, I was unaware there were so many cuts!) and someone with a red hot metal thing tried to get me into his trailer! I have faced the fact that Kathleen is not going to stop. sniff, sniff, shedding tears I think I will start tattooing quilt patterns all over my body. Maybe that will get her attention. I just hope no one sees me and take after me with an iron.

sniff, now I feel bad!!!!! hanging my head and moping all over.

Awwwww Kathleen, I am just toying with you! LOL I hope you had a great time. I got my plants while you were gone. Thanks a bunch. :)

lololol [[[[[[[[nana]]]]]]]]] hey [[Giggles]] get home
and feed that youngin.....i bet she a wailing her heAD OFF