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Wintermoor Jesteburg-Wiedenhof, Germany(Zone 8a) Apr 14, 2002

Never marry a widow, unless her man was hung.

All the old-Scottish-proverb best

Wintermoor

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Weezingreens Seward, AK(Zone 3b) Apr 14, 2002

Here's an old farm expression... can someone explain this one to me?

"A farting horse will never tire, a farting man's the one to hire."

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shuttlebunny Iola, WI Apr 14, 2002

I heard this on a public radio station last weekend, but I'm not sure I got it correctly...

If you can't serve as a good example, at least be seen as a horrific reminder.

Have you seen this quote? Let me know what the real rejoinder is.

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Aimee Georgetown, TX(Zone 8a) Apr 14, 2002

Wingnut, I have a magazine rack/paper roll holder that was designed to hang on the bathroom wall. I don't use the paper holder part, but the rack is indispensable. A few crossword puzzles are there, too. And on a little table next to it, a pad and pens for the things I know I won't remember when I come out, and a pair of reading glasses. Before the days of the working cordless, I had a phone there. This is an over reaction to having a house full of kids and never enough private time in the bathroom.

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MeemsDream Plymouth, MI(Zone 6a) Apr 14, 2002

Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up!

Procrastinate Now!!!!

I am out of estrogen and I've got a gun....

My wild oats have turned to Shredded Wheat.

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Wingnut Spicewood, TX(Zone 8b) Apr 14, 2002

LOL, Aimee!! And Meems, you reminded me of one. I used to drive in demolition derbies and I would always put this on the car somewhere: "I have PMS and a derby car. Any questions?"

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