I've learned.......toilet paper......

I've learned....
That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes! :0)
Any favorite quotes out there?????????

There is a choice you have to make,
In everything you do.
And you must always keep in mind,
The choice you make, makes you.

Good ones!!

always listen to the wife she is always right. :D

I like them all. You are all right.

If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

If you're gonna complain about the food, stay out of the kitchen!! (One of mine!!!!) :-)

Speaking of the kitchen there louisa,how about this one;
'If you want breakfast in bed,sleep in the kitchen.'

Love these, keep them coming!

There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real!

lol Coco!!!

On sensitivity, one of my favorites: Some folks feel the rain, others just get wet.

Another one: A stroll through the ocean of most souls would scarcely get your ankles wet.

A male friend long ago said these things to me as compliments, and I have treasured them ever since. But once I was feeling frustrated by his shallow attitude about someone and said to him, " The least you could do is to hear what she has to say." He responded, "If I do, I'm afraid I might care about someone's feelings besides my own, and I don't want the inconvenience. One self-absorbed person is all I can deal with, and I'm stuck with me."

I don't believe that for a minute - who you trying to kid Aimee??? - Self absorbed my foot!!!!

Not me, Louisa, he was referring to a woman we both knew who had been hurt by his words and actions. I was trying to get him to let her explain why she was upset, and to do what he should, to apologize and make amends in some way. So he called her self absorbed, which in retrospect she probably was, but she still deserved a hearing. Bless his heart, he always tried to get me to be more selfish, take more time for myself, and I just didn't feel it was right for me. The nice things I posted that he said about me, were in response to my defense of her own lack of sensitivity, and he was comparing us. I was uncomfortable at the time, but I do treasure the description since I was on the positive side of the comparison. Incidentally, she let me talk her into joining the Peace Corps, and she learned so much about herself. He is still self-absorbed. Even his grandchildren say so.

We may not have it all together...
But together we have it all!

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God smiled the day we became Friends.

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God put me here to accomplish certain things;
right now I'm so far behind, I'll never die.

Papa Menu

I made it
You eat it

You shouldn't wallow in self-pity, but it's OK to dip your toes in now and then.

Sometimes you're the windshield. Sometimes you're the wiper's. And sometimes you're the bug on the windshield.

The only thing that never changes is the fact that everything is always changing.

It doesn't matter where we go in life...
or what you do...
or how much you have;;;
It's who you have beside you.
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Love Is Patient,
Love IS Kind,
Love Never Ends.

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Here's an older but a goodie...

Dear Lord....
Please put your arm around my shoulders..
and
Your hand over my mouth.
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Hairdressers are a Cut Above

This message was edited Wednesday, Apr 10th 6:02 AM

Some wee things I'm passing on to my wee boy (all taken from others of course):

Every way-out is a way-in to somewhere else.

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Whoever wishes to keep a secret must hide the fact that he posesses one.

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Who we are never changes, but who we think we are does.

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You'll be here tomorrow, but your dreams may not.

All the best

Wintermoor

Life goes on - regardless!!

Life is like riding a bicycle; you don't fall off unless
you stop pedaling.

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Happiness is an unexpected hug

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Don't be afraid to be different.
Your way may teach someone a better way.

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Behind every successful man is a surprised Mother-In-Law.

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All people smile in the same language.

Quote from an older political presidential election.
"If you stop telling lies about me, I'll stop telling the truth about you."

Some others:
Life is sexually transmitted.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.

Two wrongs don't make a right,but two Wrights made an airplane.

It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my knees.

Never knock on Death's door; ring the doorbell and run (he hates that).

Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).

When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?

If you're living on the edge, make sure you're wearing your seat belt.

The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.

There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead.

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.

Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
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*If you feel far away from God, guess who moved?

*Fear knocked. Faith answered. No one was there.

*What you are is God's gift to you. What you become is your gift to God.

*I am God's melody of life and He sings His song through me.

*We can never really go where God is not, and where He is, all is well.

*No matter what is happening in your life, know that God is waiting for you with open arms.

*God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

*Do your best and then sleep in peace. God is awake.

*God has a purpose and plan for me that no one else can fulfill.

*The will of God will never take you to where the grace of God will not protect you.

*We are responsible for the effort, not the outcome.

*We set the sail; God makes the wind.

*Begin to weave and God will give you the thread.

*Sometimes when God says "no", it's because He has something better in store for you.

*The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.

*Prayer: don't bother to give God instructions, just report for duty.

*It's my business to do God's business and it's His business to take care of my business.

*Serenity is not freedom from the storm, but peace amid the storm.

*How come you're always running around looking for God? He's not lost.

Don't throw away old toys for new.

All the best

Wintermoor

WOW! AngelSong how cool.
Totally awesome there.

YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES FOR DINNER:
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT!

It doesn't matter if you win or lose....until you lose.

To old married couples: Love is never having to say excuse me.

Some you win, some you lose, and some you get rained out.. but you've got to dress for them all.

For the ladies: Nice guys finish last...if they're truly nice guys!

About the time I get ahead in the rat race, they start making faster rats.

Ethyl Merman: I've been rich, and I've been poor... and believe me, honey, rich is better.

CSN (Southern Cross)...and we never failed to fail. It was the easiest thing to do.

Harry Nilsson: I wouldn't be doin' what I'm doin' if I hadn't done what I did when I was a kid.

The good thing about karaoke is anyone can sing. The bad thing about karaoke is anyone can sing.

My favorite has always been "be careful what you wish for, you just might get it"!

When momma isnt happy, aint NOBODY happy!

This house is protected by "dust bunnies".

A happy person and an old grouch live here.

I'm going to post more as soon as I get a round tuit, but no one seems to be selling them this season.

If at first you don't succeed... blame someone else and seek counseling

It's not how you pick your nose, but where you put the booger

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

I have the body of a god.... Buddha

So many pedestrians... so little time

If we quit voting will they all go away?

Eat right, exercise, die anyway

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

So you're a feminist... isn't that precious.

I do whatever my Rice Krispies tells me to.

Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?

If walking is good for you, then why does my mailman look like Jabba the Hut?

Body by Nautilus; Brain by Mattel

How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch

Weez ~ you jogged my memory! Here's my favorite of all time ~ it's so totally, completely, incredibly true.

"So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key." ~ the Eagles

Wingnut: I've often thought it would be fun to dedicate one wall in the house to quotes from song lyrics. Maybe we should start a thread for that one!

Mark Twain said, " I have known a lot of troubles, and most of them never happened." I think of that when I find myself being a worrier again.

Aimee, that's a good one! And that's a GREAT idea, Weez! As you and everyone else probably knows, Kenny and I will soon dig in to remodeling the barn house with gusto (as soon as the fundage comes in). I think I'll do the song lyrics in the bathroom! It'll give everyone some "reading material" when they're in there. *grin*

Boy, Wingnut wouldnt that be a riot!!!!!!!!!! My DH would really love that. Then he wouldnt have to find something to read everytime he sits on the throne!
Meems

Wingnut: I think you'd better leave a space for some additions or you'll get lots of graffitti!

Tee-hee!! I guess I'd beter put up a chalkboard for the "privy poets".

Sometimes I wake up grumpy.....

sometimes I leave him sleeping!!!!!


Heheheheh!!!

Becky

OK, back to the topic:

"Conscience is what feels bad when everything else feels so good."