Trish and I are avid fans of Star Trek (the next generation) and we watch it just about every night on the cable channel, TNN (except we watch it on satellite, not cable).
Star Trek is an interesting show because they have some very interesting technology presented, that, while looking far fetched and futuristic, are actually based on simple scientific laws. Many of the original star trek ideas have already been implemented (cell phones, internet, etc).
Anyway, there is one feature of Star Trek that got me to thinking about a potential new method of communicating on DG. The feature I am talking about is the holodeck.
Some of you here may already know what the holodeck is, but for those of you who do not, allow me to explain.
The holodeck is a room that someone can walk into, and the walls disappear and the room becomes whatever you want it to be. Using holography, the room creates for you entire new worlds. Of course, it is using holograms and thus is just an image.
Well, I've spent the past several months thinking about this, and investigating the options of holography, and I am stunned that this is actually extremely implementable.
While getting nowhere near the coolness of Star Trek's holodeck, I can say that within a month we will be having the world's first holographic chat room - the HoloChat.
How does this work? It is really quite simple: Electrons can be focused with magnetic fields to form small probes. These electron probes can be directed at specimens where they scatter either elastically or inelastically. Elastic scattering in the form of electron diffraction can be used to determine the crystal structure, orientation, and phase identification of a specimen. Inelastic scattering in the form of ionization of electrons from the various shells of the Bohr atom leads to quantitative elemental and chemical information through several spectrometries: Electron Energy Loss (EELS), X-ray (Energy or Wavelength Dispersive), and Auger. These spectrometries combined with electron imaging yield information from regions on a specimen of a few micrometers to less than a nanometer.
In English that basically means that that electrons are zapped at an object (or person sitting in front of their computer). The electrons scatter when they hit the person, thus releasing ionized particles that can be read with various pieces of equipment.
See the attached image for a graphical explanation of this.
The particles can be electronically transferred over a network and recreated anywhere in the world.
This, my good friends, is the basis of a holochat!
The testing phase is finished, and this week I am going to outfit our server with a Philips CM300 FEG TEM/STEM, which will be able to interpret and broadcast the data to all members who are in the holochat.
Any member who is equiped with a Philips CM30 LaB6 TEM/STEM with PEELS, X-ray spectrometry, and digital camera will be able to access the holochat. I will be posting a link where members can pick these up. They are really cheap, I got mine at Radio Shack for $30.
Likely I'll be putting together packages and selling them via DG for around $40 (extra $10 for my time in putting them together).
Sometime in the future, I will be looking into the possibility of sending signals to monitors that will create these electron signals, and then interpret them. If I am successful, nobody will need any special equipment. They will be able to simply sit in front of their monitor and an image of them will appear in the room of any other member who is equipped with the CM30 LaB6.
Stay tuned, and let me know if you have any questions!
Dave
(P.S. Please don't worry about this, your holographic image will only be appearing while you are in the holochat, and will disappear when you leave the chatroom. I've taken privacy considerations very seriously. You may want to hang a blue curtain in front of your monitor while you are not sitting at the computer, for safety's sake.)
Announcing.....
Oh Dave this is WONDERFUL,another trekkie here too,lol' Even though I don't go into DG chat(too fast for my fingers,lol)it sound like sooo much fun' I know it will be fabulous for chatters here too' I'm visualing it right now too,I wish you the best of luck getting this feature working' After all we are now living in cyberspace(literally)lol' I can't wait to read everyones' responses to this thread,lol'':D Sis'
Go for it!!! But I'm not getting involved with it! I don't think there will be that much interest, but then I really don't know that either.....:0)!
"eyes"
Go for it! I believe you can do it dave! ô¿ô (Does this mean I gotta put pants on now?)
You mean I'll have to comb my hair!!!
Nah guys it will be more interesting if you just appear a la natural. Wonder if the site would then be classified as porno?
Oh No !!!! Will this be set up for scent too? No more garlic chips or hot salsa dips! No wait I'll just go out to the garden and pick some parsley that'll freshen up my breath!
Go for it Dave, we've been Trekkies since Kirk took off into space. Love the reruns on TNN, one of the few things you can watch with your kids and not blush. (well, except for the commercials)
--joy
Hmmmmm, guess I will have to stop nursing the baby at the computer! LOL
Can my hologram be skinny????
This message was edited Monday, Apr 1st 10:42 AM
LOL!!! Guess I'll have to get one of those things so I can talk to the computer and it types for me so I can keep up in the new cyber chat! Otherwise I will always be seen from behind and everyone would be talkin behind my back! And believe me when I say that my backside is NOT what the members here want to be lookin at! :~P
Dave - I think you've zapped me. My minds gone a complete blank, and there are tears running down my cheeks.
tePre
Uh, whut did he say? I am only now able to accept the idea that computers work, and you have actually described a room stretcher supreme. If a scene can be anything I want it to be, I want to pre-order one of those gizmos, and I want it to show me sitting in my rightful position, upon a splendid throne, in a mist so no one can tell if I have on clothes or not. (I probably don't.) Like Badseed, I want to be as slim as I was 15 years ago. I sort of like these post-chemo curls, but wouldn't mind if they were a little more organized. Don't worry about making me taller, I like being this way, but it would be nice if this illusion included some tall, obedient person, even a male is fine, to reach the high shelves for me. If it's all illusion, go ahead and make me filthy rich, and surround me with adoring friends. Hey, I read Stephen King's book, "Tommyknockers", so I know a little about this stuff. But I don't know enough to keep up with Laura and Bobby in space. Oh, what a new frontier we are approaching here in the garden!
My 30 year old son read the part about x rays and blue curtain and his comment was, "This guy is funny!" He sent me this website link. http://resolution.umn.edu/InstDesc/CM30desc.html
Guess you computer geeks will understand all this. I am snowed by it all. Gotta save all that for the younger minds.
Hey I do believe we have all been had!! It is April Fool's Day after all!!!! ROFL!!!!! I mean........you can't be serious!!!!!!!
ROFLOL!!!!!!!!! I forgot all about april fools day!!!!!!! this was a good one Dave!!!!!!!!!
The marathon yesterday was too much for you, wasn't it Dave? You can only watch so many Star Trek episodes in a row before you begin to degenerate like an over due beam-up. It happens, take deep breaths, lie down for awhile and if worse comes to worse, I can teach Trish a little neck pinch that I learned from Mr. Spock several years ago. It will give you a bit of a headache later, but it will clear out the cobwebs and set you back on Planet Earth.
I can't remember quite what Dave did to us last year but believe it was just as nutty and hilarious ..lolol!!!!
I am in stiches, i said this is Daves April fools joke but he sure had loads of orders in did not he? Good one that Dave
The heck with the holodeck thing you crazy people, just go to episode #42 and send me some of those cute little TRIBBLES!!!!!!! hehe
sue
What are tribbles?
LOL Aimee you are obviously not a fan of the original Star Trek! Tribbles are little balls of fur that make you feel good when you hold them. They hate klingons and breed faster than rabbits on viagra. They reproduce so quick they can consume a ships food supply in no time flat and therefor are not such great pets after all.
Aimee, Tribbles were on episode #42 of the original Star Trek! They are just the cutest little furry round creatures that make a cool purring noise!!! The only trouble with them is that they multiply like dust balls!!!!!!! hehe
sue
Sort of like a trekkie's warm fuzzy? "Not a fan of the original"? Classic understatement! I have never even seen a single inch of any of those films, and you should have heard my DD laugh when I told her I ran into one of her friends at the store, and she and her family were buying the outrageously expensive new video, "Return of the ....." Hold on, now, this is good, the way I tuned right into that youthful stuff, are you holding your ribs, here goes..."jetty". Poor girl, I thought I would have to call 911, she laughed so hard. And then patted me on the head, since she is a good 7" taller than I, and said, "There, there, old girl, we love you anyway".
Yeap I think you all have been had. LOL
Oh Dave and Trish...DEFINITELY ROFLOL - Wow!!!
Boy, Dave, You got me good, but it was early when I responded, I was still half asleep!!
Whos been had? Our dear Dave is working night and day to enable us to have a holographic chat room and you scoff! Why the poor soul didn't even ask to raise our subscription fees for all his trouble. Just works his fingers to the bones pounding the keyboard to progam us our very own, one of a kind, worth billions on the marketplace, Dreeam chat and you scoff while he offers it to us at no additional cost! Why you all should be ashamed of youselfs! ;~P
Well, David, you got a lot of people good this year. I figured there were too many words in your post to be legit.
And original trekkie fans: my absolute favorite episode was also #42. 2nd favorite was when Captain Kirk married the Indian girl. What number is that one, Ruby42? And just the other day DH and I were mentioning the episode when Capt. Kirk was split into two parts: one good and one evil. That was while we were watching Diagnosis Murder when Dick Van Dyke played a bad character and a good character.
Loved those originals Star Treks.
Series of emotions/thoughts I just went through on my personal 3 minute rollercoaster:
- Euphoria
- Excitement
- What can I do to help?
- Looks? Who cares, this is cutting edge technology!
- Dave must really be a hard core programmer!
- WHAT? April Fool's joke? Dave wouldn't, would he?
- Hopes, dreams falling fast :(
- Feet back on the ground (head still swimming with ideas!)
- Been gotten (gullible isn't in the dictionary either!)
I wondered what he'd come up with this April Fool's Day. Last year (if I recall correctly), it was the Big Sensor keyboard that could sense your thoughts before you typed them; also known as the "BS keyboard"
Good one, Dave!
That was good! I was just about to call Radio Shack.
I am Shocked and dismayed that you folks continue to acuse sweet Dave of perpetrating a hoax upon us. And GL you raised this paragon of manhood and yet you too insult him by thinking he is a hoaxter! Why it would serve you all right if he withdrew his marvelous little toy and kept it all for himself! ;~P
I'm too computer dumb to even understand what in the world he was talking about so I figured I'd just sit back and see what happened next.
I need computer parts? Tell me what and how! Comb my hair? Maybe! LOL!
Plus, in all my 40 something years, I've never seen one star wars show, movie, episode, or whatever. I don't have control of the remote and if we are going to a movie, it's gonna be a chick flik!
Hehehehehe...giggle....snicker......snort
Thanks Dave :)
Boy! I was buying every word...but wan't going to take it...no Trekkie stuff for me...and no combing my hair either! It seems I am a Klingon in our "Bobby Adventure"...and I don't have a clue what that is!! Never watched one of these shows before. Dave, you really should get into our "adventure"...you'd be a great asset, since none of us know this stuff. Thanks for the great laugh!! Jo
Dave...will the "holochat" be in any way affected by subspace anomalys? I seem to have quite a few over here, now and then. One time, I almost had a warp core breach because of it! Fortunately, the subspace anomaly disipated just in time...whew! I've been working on a new containment field, but I haven't had much time to really perfect it because of work demands. Anyway, just checking ;)
Well Dave, my hubby, who IS a Star Trek fan, as well as a certified computer nerd, sat here reading your post with a big grin on his face. He not only enjoyed it, he thinks you are quite a writer. :)
Well, thanks everyone. It was a good joke and I believe that I "got" a few members here. Those of you who were here last April know that I am a real fan of a well-done April Fool's joke, and I'll never pass up the opportunity to pull a good one.
I think the successful April Fool's joke has enough details to make it believable, but then an outrageous hook that, once the reader re-visits the story, can't believe that they fell for it in the first place.
Many members here weren't exposed to my joke last year. I appreciate the members who knew immediately that this was a joke, yet kept it to themselves or privately E-mailed me. That allowed the joke to run a bit longer and let more people swallow it. hehehehe.
Thanks for the good laugh! See you in this forum in 364 days hence!
Dave
I will never believe you again!
Mercy! And he's already counting the days till next year!!!
Yee-hawww!!!
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