O K ! YA got me . C B sounded good , I'd a dried it , powdered it , and sprinkled it on my turnips . Wouldn't that be a gourmet feast ?Maybe with fried scorpion toes .
Chocolate Basil? Still seaching 2
LOL- "fried scorpion toes"?
Sure, scorpion toes . Sounds good and beats tomato hornworm horns . Much more flavor.
Grits are good all mixed up with sunny side up eggs with sausage milk gravy and bisquits . Better'n hog noses with ice cream topped with grasshopper juice .
Gourdbeader gonna send me some seeds for chocolate basil . she done found out where it grows , and gonna sneak in thur to git me sum .
Ah-h-h, Vort, are you really one of THOSE people. The one's who, when served a gourmet grits dish like, Creamy Shrimp Grits with Prosciutto, only dig out the shrimp and eat those. Yeah, I know the kind. .
I’m just waiting for the right time to make my next CB raid. The plan is to crash Vort’s and Bf's Halloween party in the guise of a well-furred lady bear. Everyone knows by now Squatch has a weakness for lady bears.
I’ll offer to share my bottle of honeyed wine with Old Fur-face, flash my fangs, show some foot and convince him to take me for a moonlight walk in the Chocolate Basil patch. I'll tase the sucker once I’ve got him in the garden. If I move fast, I should be out of there with the best looking CB plants in the garden before he recovers. If Vickie is going to be out riding that night maybe I can talk her into helping me with the getaway. Can you ride double on a broom?
I’ve heard Vickie has some CB, but she only shares with those who torment Vort and Squatch sufficiently. What’s Gourdbeader’s price?
The only problem I can see is that I only have size 10 feet and I’m not sure that’s enough to catch and keep a Sasquatch’s attention. ~Nadine~
Nadine, maybe Ronald McDonald might lend you his shoes for the night? We'd have to cover them with fur of course... Can't say I've ever seen a lady bear with red feet...
How about Halloween night? Broomstick transportation will be a normal thing that night.I have the super delux model of Broom,It'll ride 3. Had you rather have color TV or a police radio? My red one has color TV,the black one has police radio.My super duper purple delux one is computerized.
I don't trust Vort. He'd probably hit me over the head with a B-B-Q fork for the CB.
Where shall we meet on Halloween?
Up here the old hunters say you bait for bear with sardines.
If Sasquatch steps on lady bears feet,I'll bet they'll turn red.
We could dress The Ole Dodge up for Halloween, can fit at least 3 in the cab, and 6-8 well disguised lady bears (depending on shoe size) in the bed, leaving enough room in the tool chest for CB plant storage. Rendezvous points from Florida to Tx to be determined by Secret communication between now and Halloween.
We're quietly taking notes.
I vote for the purple one, only cuz it's my favorite color - after black and CB that is...
Y'all just let meknow and I'll be there. Oh, and I have small feet.
MJS and all other important people,You will soon receive private D-MAIL invites and instructions. Remember - Loose lips sinks ships and flying brooms- Your CB patch depends on YOU. What happens in CB patch STAYS in CB patch. I regret I have but one foot to give for my CB patch.I promise a CB plant for every pot. Its not whether you win or lose but how many CB plants you stole for the sake of bearkind. A thunderstorm in South America can cause a CB grower in Kansas to go bear raving mad! Every UFO has a flying broom attached.
Everytime you see a falling star-Another CB plant has bit the dust.
Oh, Vickie, can I borrow some of those for cross-stitch projects? lol
What are the chances we would get CB goodies if we just trick-o-treated at Vort's house? k*
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL.... I SO think we should ALL meet at Vort's house for Trick or Treat !!!!!!!!!!!!! Whaaaaa haaaaa,
Vort, Ya better have the goodies waiting ! We're coming for ya !!! ( Sasquatch too of course ! ) I'll give him leniency tho, If he gives up the CB...Ha I have my way's !!
What a wonderful idea. Vort can fix B-B-Q for us.
Course you can Kay.
It would be no fun at all to come by CB honestly!
Think it's time to google CB again.
Vickie
I've heard CB won't grow for you unless you snitch it. Which leads to the question, where did Vort get his starter plants?
What's The Ole Dodge going as? Can I ride shotgun? It's not that I don't trust Vickie's driving or anything. I'm sure the five outstanding tickets are some kind of misunderstanding. (Jim)
Squatch snitched it from Loc Nestle---but they remained friends
Here's a possibility. We have an old Dodge Dakota. We could do them up in feathers and war paint and circle Vort’s house as a distraction. We can dress THE Ole Dodge as Chief. Since it has survived other CB raids. Ole Dakota Dodge can be the first of the braves. Maybe, there are other people who belong to Ole Dodge’s who want a start of CB? We could gather members of the OleDodge tribe from around the country. k*
I know a chief Pontiac. He'd love to come.
"Vort's Last Stand" Being from Texas, I'm sure he has the appropriate hat and shoes for the event. ~N~
Looks like the natives are getting restless.
Time to circle the wagons.
You could always surrender the CB....CB soothes the Natives. especially the female natives.
Come and get it!!!!!
LOL Vort, He looks like such a sweet baby. Think I'll give him a hug and a couple homemade cookies.
Does he need a furcut by any chance? Miss Bear likes her men well groomed.
I heard she downloaded his picture and sits and whispers sweet nothings to it.
Know you Squatch.
If you ever encounter one in the wild-you're a goner.
Never ever-ever-ever-ever-ever
Try to hug a Squatch
Furcut a Squatch
Feed a Squatch a cookie--(or Tofu,Quiche or Sushi)--the only junk foods he allows himself is CB covered Habanero peppers and an occasional old Dodge truck tire.
And never try to snag or sweet talk him out of a chocolate basil.
He may be cute and cuddly looking but don't let that fool you. His favorite past times are rounding up skunks, training rattlesnakes and eating vegetarians.
And tell Miss Bear he still only bathes when he is accidentally caught out in the rain (been 6 weeks here in Texas)- and brushes his tooth only once a week.
Phew! And I was worried about the two teeth I see in the picture. That must be an old photo of 'ol Squatch. You tryin' ta fool us Vort?
Squatch must have lost that tooth when he missed biting down on the dodge truck tire and bit the truck instead.....That'll do it!
I can get habanera peppers.Reckon a bushel will do?
I'm so glad Squatch eats his veggies.Maybe it will bring back the shine in his coat.It did look a little on the ragged side. I know Miss bear will teach him to take better care of himself. I know she carries around a toothbrush that'ed be perfect for brushing a one or
two tooth mouth.Then that baby would have a gleaming white mouth. She could brush the rattlesnakes mouthes too.
She makes Peppy le Phew perfume out of skunk juice.She's made quite abit of money from it.
She's also thinking about asking Squatch to go on a float trip down the Arkansas river with her.
Soooooooo, what kind of swim suit would Miss Bear dress Squatch in? A Speedo ? That would have the Old Dodge laughing the rest of her muffler off !
GRIN.
Sass, Squatch's evil twin, looked like a hunk in the retro Victorian bathing suit he wore on the beach this summer. I'll post the picture here for Ms. Bear later so she can see what the fashionable Yeti are wearing this year. . Squatch isn't much for trying on clothes, I'm told. Sas does have all his teeth, but I heard him tell the hairdresser that Squatch wears dentures in public so I'm sure he would wear them to impress lady bears. He doesn't bother to wear them when he's hangin' with Vort. Sas says their mother taught them to brush their teeth with sage and chew on parsley for fresh breath, but Squatch never listened. CB and Dodge doughnuts have always been a weakness for Squatch.
I just know retro Victorian would be THE thing for a trip down the Arkansas River. Sas says he will give Ms. Bear all the help he can in making Squatch more socially acceptable. Squatch is to Sas what Billy Carter was to Jimmy Carter.
~Nadine
LMBO.
What Vort said!!!!!!! Can't beleive I agreed with HIM for once. LOL
Just found this thread. Y'all ain't right...
Hey!! Someone has to love CB,Bigfoot,Miss Bear and Vort.LOLOL
We care for them deeply.
Ky...go back here http://davesgarden.com/community/forums/t/950343/
and just keep following the links to the next thread........
.....and you'll see just how "Ain't Right' we are...LOL...
..this thread actually dates back to 2008 as far as I know.
LOL, wow, thanks!
And I'll keep an eye out for that ever-elusive herb...
Yes, the people on this thread are such terrible influences on the youth of America. Because of them, I’m home drawing when I could be out cruising the mall for guys or getting plastered in the parking lot like “normal” girls my age. ;-)
Here you go, Ms. Bear. Sas in his retro swim suit.
~Nadine
OMG, I used to date him!!
Another recruit, Vort ( ok yes we luf you but) and Bigfoot, look out, our numbers are growing. Old Dodge Ram will be leading the charge !!
BF just got back from the only Squatch Orthodontist in the world-He is located in the Pacific N.W.
Squatch got fitted with some brand new titanium dentures for chomping down on old Dodges and flying brooms. (And they never need brushing)-
The teeth not the Dodge or the broom.
Sometimes we do feel a little alone and outnumbered.
Even Loch Nestle cannot get back home because of the drought.
Lochie is stuck on the St. Johns river basin but he is keeping an eye out on MJS and reports back daily.
He wants to spy on the Ozone layer but he's afraid he'll run into that love sick bear.
Welcome aboard KyW but I gotta warn ya---they ain't right. Been off of their medication too long.
Maybe I oughta go off mine, so as to fit in? ROFL
Hey KyWoods nice to see ya - and yeah, peeps here ain't right but we have fun! Isn't that what matters? LOL
Great pic Nadine!