Chocolate Basil? Still seaching 2

Clearly Yankee has donned the chocolate basil protection wear so popular with guard dogs this season.

ROFLOL

The powers that be decided to use a forked willow limb to witch that well. Well that willow limb flew out of this huge mans hands whistleing about deciding to witch for Chocolate basil and flew right down our mountain. Its on the way. So be sure and watch for it. It said something about looking for a radio tower and a thunderstorm. Its a wiley stick and you wont see it till you feel it.

Did you notice that Celene? He'll blend right into the CB patch. Yankee is a master of disguise.

VORT - watch out for that stick!

Loca--that stick is heading for Celene.

Be careful - cando might be tricky and that might be a boomerang stick, all the way back to TX...

I'm going to bed - CB hunters need their rest.

Sasquatch and the attack Schnauzer asked me to inform everyone that the 2011 Chocolate Basil crop is looking good but they are on full alert.
So no one N, E, S, or W of here should have even the tiniest thought of plant pilferage.
They fetched the "stick", disabled the old Dodge, chased off a chihuahua from the ozone layer, got over the affair with the bear and chewed up that purple haired Frankenbasil critter.

ROFLO VORT! That statement was truely inspired. Getcha next time.

"disabled the old Dodge" don't so sure about that ! Ole Dodge informed she had a bit of a headache the other day but seems to have recovered fine after some big hairy thing with funny looking leaves sticking out it's ears and smelled oddly of chocolate wacked her on the hood. Told me Not to worry, up and running fine .....Never Underestimate an Ole Beat Up Dodge.

Thank God mj that the Ole Beat Up Dodge is tough!! I got worried when I heard "disabled the old Dodge" - whew!

... a huntin' we will go, a huntin' we will go, all for chocolate basil-oh, a huntin' we will go!!

NEWS FLASH:
There have been an increased number of sightings of Loch Nestle on Big Lake George and the St. John's river basin and unprecedented sightings of multiple Sasquatch type critters in the national forest near Deland.
Some are reported to look like a cross between a Sasquatch and a Bear.
Rumor has it they have decided to go on the offensive against old Dodge pickups and are rapidly closing in on their objective.
Most all of the alligators and Manatees have left the area and are now seeking refugee status in Arkansas and----Arizona????
This is potentially a very serious national crisis.--------- Ever seen a Manatee try to make it to Arizona?
Al Sharpton, Jessie Jackson,The most Reverend Wright, Harry Reed and the Secretary of State (what's her name?) left Washington on Tuesday to negotiate a treaty between old Dodges and the CBPF (Chocolate Basil Protection Front).
None have been heard from since.
The Florida Bureau of Investigation is looking into the multiple remains found on the property of mjs that match DNA profiles of all Washington bureaucrats.
The Stock Market soared 7000 points today on the rumor that the remains were those of the Washingtonians.
At this time mjs is not a "person of interest".
She has filed an official protest stating that she "is an interesting person".
Grin



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We can handle the manatees and alligators but you can keep those #*%&@ ecaped boas.
Even a pickup will run from a boa.
I read that D Trump was making a hasty retreat from the swamps holding on to his hair for dear life.

I like snakes, so I have an advantage. Though I think even boas would run from Donald's combover. It's too ratty to be a rat.

We were talking about the daylily named ‘Bela Lugosi on another thread. I was always a Boris Karloff fan myself and think it is unfair he will probably never have a daylily named for him because of the Franken-flower association. (That is like age discrimination. He may be Frankenstein’s monster to pre-60’s folks, but Boris Karloff is the Grinch to those my age. Who doesn’t love the Grinch? I mean, if the Grinch could be redeemed, there might even be hope for Vortreker!
I wanted to ask Celene a big favor. If your experiment involving the radio tower is successful and you survive, would you consider naming the new chocolate basil cultivar ‘Boris Karloff’? If the experiment succeeds, but things don’t go so well for you, I think it should be named after you, of course. ~Nadine~

It never occurred to me to name it something non-chocolatey, but I kinda like Boris Karloff. If I die making it, well...Attack of the Killer Frankenbasil! will do.

Vortreker, rendered speechless! Wow!

It's the intoxicating effect of chocolate basil.

Wikileaks just released some top secret documents.

General Sasquatch, affectionately called "General Squatch" by his troops, has assured Central Command in Texas that there is no way the puny rebel forces in Columbus will succeed. He left a small contingency behind for DMUO (Dodge mopping up operations) in Deland and is amassing his forces for a direct frontal assault on the Columbus Frankenbasil rebel forces.
Admiral Loch Nestle's formidable armada of manatees, alligators and snakes is reportedly on the Sandusky river within striking distance of the objective and will outflank the rebels.
Central command, in a rather violent statement, vows to have a purple haired scalp within the week and spread the pictures of it on the internet as a lesson to other CB wannabees.

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This is better than the Sunday funnies !!!!!!!!!!

Julian Assange clearly sees my really cool labcoat, and knows that *I* can make Frankenbasil. If it's going to thunderstorm for ten straight days, I'm not going to just sit here watching my dog drool. Messy Tessie Punkinhead and Hairy S. Truman said that they are calling in the particularly surreptitious and evil feline contingency to protect me.

"Hairy S. Truman" That is so funny.

Geraldo Riviera is embedded with the rebels and reports an inordinate number of amputees among the returning troops.
General Squatch in a press release to the Columbus Ledger stated:
"I was just pulling their leg"

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"The Bark Stops Here" Hairy S. Truman

Let me know if you need reinforcements, Harry. I was trained in guerilla warfare by Psyco de Kat. Fenrira duh Dawg

"Normal" is relative.

Yes there is mj, yes there is;o)

"Normal people" are those people you don't know very well. :-)

I'm normal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Loco Loca, mjs, Celene, Sansai87, Kudzu, et al. are not!!!

Who wants to be normal when you can be the eeevilll scientist who makes Frankenbasil?

For all of you non believers--stay tuned.
Soon I will show photos of the 2011 Chocolate Basil crop.

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Celene, I bow to your eeevilllness...

Ha ha ha - good one VORT. Maybe he isn't gonna show it cuz he has nothing to show?

Gasp! Loco loca is a CB infidel

Au contraire mon ennemi - I do believe in the elusive CB. And I think the eeevilllness will squash Sir Squatch, hands down. You are no match for the creator of the Frankenbasil...

According to numerous precedent court cases the fact that the intense heat from the Arizona sun is well known to cause mental dysfunction is no defense against the charges of heresy and blasphemy in the land of Chocolate Basil.

Dear misinformed VORT, do you not know that I suffer from Agoraphobia? The sun hasn't touched this delicate skin in years. I do all my loco loca deeds from the comfort of my home office. Now it is late and I must turn in for the night. One can never get too much beauty sleep.

Sweet chocolate basil dreams my fellow seekers!