I had no idea. Sorry
Chocolate Basil? Still seaching 2
You should be aware, LocaKelly, that when I am elected Queen of the World, all computer and internet services will be considered a tax deductable medical expense for anyone with agoraphobia. Your vote would be appreciated at election time.
My party also plans to see that Bigfoot is gainfully employed at the Dodge body Shop and Vortreker will receive treatment for his normalcy at the herbal medicine research station operated by Cando1 and Sansai87. If Vortreker’s anti-hording re-programming goes well, he will eventually be allowed to work in Celene’s Advanced CB Research project. Security will no longer be in the hands of eerratic mythological creatures. Mundane animals will be given these responsible positions. I intend to employ Cando’s she-bears and Sansai’s bees as the Party’s security force. “Chicken Cordon Bleu in every microwave and Chocolate basil in every garden!!!”
“Chicken Cordon Bleu in every microwave and Chocolate basil in every garden!!!”
Now that's a campaign slogan if I ever heard one! You got my vote Kay;o)
Chicken Cordon Bleu in a microwave????
General-Chef Squatch is cringing at the thought.
He prefers fricasseed one eyed Dodges "Al Dents", lightening fried Celene smothered with Texas CB sauce and a baby Kudzu salad slathered with Sansai87 dressing.
Who knew ole Squatch was a cannibal? I'm old and tough and stringy, he probably should braise or stew me after that quick-browning on the patio.
Guess it makes sense, otherwise VORT wouldn't have 'ol Squatch guarding the CB patch!
But, I think it’s safe to say Squatch doesn’t eat bees! And, he only guards against theft of plants or seeds. Now that I’ve told my little ladies where they can ALLEGEDLY find CB pollen, it’s only a matter of time. My next generation of basil should have a hint of chocolate. I’m looking forward to lettuce leaf chocolate basil. khe-khe-khe-khe.
I always thought chocolate basil would be holy basil.
More Holy than holy basil. LOL
Sorry Sansai87---
Chocolate Ocimum basilicum (var. Nestle) is a pure strain and never cross pollinates.
Well, I saw the subject and came in hoping, hoping, hoping, only to find myself disappointed for the third (or is the the fourth) year that the elusive chocolate basil remains a mystery, and most certainly retains its romantic appeal. Comeone, someone is holding out on us. It does exist. I can't stay in here all night checking every post. You know where you can reach me when you find it. I'm going to bed. Goodnight!
Goodnight Pam. Goodnight Johnboy.
Inquiring minds want to know. Is more than one sasquatch “a group of sasquatches” or “a group of sasquai”? Should they be referred to as “Bigfoots” are “Bigfeet” or “Bigfeets?” Did they “eat all my basil” or “all my basils” considering they ate all the Spicy Globe, Cinnamon and Lettuceleaf? Any assistance in answering these vitally important questions would be appreciated. (Jim
Squatch informs me that they never run in groups so there is no plural.
As a Bigfoot he has bigfeet.
He knows nothing about his cousin's dietary habits as they are solitary creatures, they are one of the only 3 mammals that hatch from eggs and the only one that is abandoned at birth, and he only eats CB no other type.
I ask him if there is never two of them together how did they procreate?
He said that when we figure out where Chocolate Basil came from he would tell me. He grinned and ask me if I had ever heard of the "Cabbage Patch"
Oh...now I bet he wants a "Cabbage Patch Bigfoot Baby", or a Bigfoot "Super Hero" Figure ! Or Bigfoot Barbie...??
Well if he get's that than "Beat up Ole Dodge" wants a model truck made after her too ! (With Chocolate Basil interior)
:-)
Next rainy day, I'm so making a CB Sasquatch toy!
We have had rain but few thunderstorms. I need the lightning for the eeevil scientist stuff for my chocolate basil creation experiment.
Celene--Squatch is begging you to concentrate on a Bigfoot Barbie.
Long hairy legs and two really big round...feet?
Now that would definitely fly off the shelves...... ROTFLOL!
He actually prefers short hairy legs and His super hero is Achmed the dead terrorist.
I thought i had seen a super resemblance between Big Foot and Muamma Gaddafi. Big Foot is of course the good looking brother of the family. Also explains the interest in a big foot Barbie.
Squatch Sez:--"One cannot call folks a "friend" when one does not hear from them for months"
Dear,Dear Squatch, How in the world are you keeping cool in 100+* with that heavy fur coat.
Wanna shave???? I'll do it for $100. But i get the fur to help keep squirrels out of my choc.Basil patch.
Did'nt think I'd get any as I flew over. Did cha! Did cha!
That stuff has abit of a WEE!!! Whiz!!!! to it. What did you use to fertlize it with?
Vickie
Jeeze,
I thought the Squatch was too busy with his movie career, just watched in his two movies with my Grandson, Little Bigfoot - The Journey Home, and Bigfoot, the Unforgettable Encounter.
I guess they didn't do to well at the theaters, they are on DVD....
What you reading these days, Bf? Hope you are ruturning the books to the library on time. k*
Squatch is sitting in front of the air conditioner reading Tolstoy's War and Peace in Russian--he is tearing out any pages that refer to "Peace"
Library will not be happy but he said he didn't care--"he checked it out under Kay's name".
Good one VORT!!!! Is he drinking CB tea?
Hey! Does he do contract work? I know someone i want to put a contract out on.
BF says WHAT???!!!!--Squatches don't sip tea (or eat Quiche). He is munching on CB covered Habaneros
Good Grief!!!! He,s kin to my SIL!!!!!!
BTW I drove by one of his haunts (In Okla on the way from TX) yesterday. Did'nt hear a peep from him. Wonder if the heat has got him down.Poor baby don't have any AC.
Kay says to tell Squatch to head for the political section of the local library or the nearest law library next time he has a taste for books. She says he can check out any book he wants in her name if he does that.
Squatch doesn't have AC? Or, Vickie doesn't have AC? Squatch can always shave and hang out in a cave. Not, shure the Sinead O'connor look would work for Vickie. (Jim)
Unsolicited Advice-----
Never ever-ever-ever-ever try to shave a Squatch-
:)
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Industrial strength Nair? Electrolysis, maybe? If he's going to keep the hair he should, at least, get a more fashionable cut and style. .
He tried a Fro but it scared away Mrs. Bear
I awoke this morning to find out that Squatch had poured my brand new box of Sugar Frosted Flakes down the garbage disposal--
He said he had always aspired to be a cereal killer.
I'm seriously beginning to wonder about this guy.
Well Gee Whiz!!! He could have got into Raison nut cereals so we'd have a few less nuts running around.
Cando--don't give him any ideas--I need some cereal around here.
Since Squatch came from the North. he probably wouldn't touch grits even with CB mixed in. Maybe, you could switch to grits for breakfast?
LOL---I lived in deep S. Alabama for 40 years and I never saw a "grit" that I liked.
Maybe it's time you gave 'em another try, if ya want to eat cereal that is... You all have been busy but still no chocolate basil. We need a plan girls to outwit the 'ol hairy one...