Lets clean the attics Gypsies

Opps lost one of my falsys brb rofl

Are ya wearing that tiara again Dixie?

Forgot to mention my diamond ear rings and diamond bracelets on both wrists! Gonna do this up right girls! Where are we going? Must be some where fancy shmancy!

Bet Venice is wearing that low cut lepord print tight fitting one piece that shows off her curves. And Smiley is wearing a very cute black skirt with green silk blouse and short black angora jacket with pearl earings and necklace.

No tiara for me tonight. I have diamonds woven into my extensions! I'm in high cotton tonight!

JJ you name the place, Moon has the gps on and the skys the limit!

Sounds to me like we are all just as beautiful as we can possibly be!

Forgot my false eyelashes and red lipstick. Got the rouge goin on tho!

BW's in the trunk Dixie, I call shot gun!

We should have a chauffer! Let him drive us where ever we want.

They were all on strike Dixie, so Moon volunteered to drive with Lynnie pointing the way!

May be later we can take the BW's out and have a race on the beach! After we have a few glasses of champagne. Wonder if Lynnies bring WOW?

Ok here we go! Ouch Dixie get that big foot off my hem. I just ripped, I mean tripped and my teeth flew out the window!

Think he had to take his mamma somewhere Dixie. OK turn left at light Moon, we are headed down the boulevard, Wow look at the pretty lights. Whats this button for?

Flowers I just dont want you to have one too many and start pining for Sharky. I know how ya are. And dont be climbing all over the hood!

Did you see that girls, that bar just popped right out at us, think I'll have a margeritta on the rocks lol. Loook there is a big screen behind Lynnies head! Dixie scoot over I'm hung in the skylight with my heel in JJ's head LOL

Thats o.k. Flowers. Knew some s--- would happen with ya. I brought my wall mart teeth just in case. Let me get them outta my purse. They look better than those you wore any way. Looked like a mule eatin briers!

Its ok Dixie, left Sparky home with the 14 kids, they are having a beer party!

LOL LOL Mule eatin briars huh? Well you look like you come straight out of your grandmas trunk with that get up! Might as well have brought the quilt too!

We will just have to deal with it now, nothing we can do about it now. Whoooa I think I saw Pat Boone! did you see him? Hi Pat, waving at ya and blowing kisses, give me another drink JJ.

You two are crazy..
If I'm wearing stilletos you better walk slow or I will be upside down in no time.

Want that in a sippy cup Flowers?

Stop picking at the beads on my dress! Your just jealous because I look classy and you look like a floozy!

Look girls I'm surfing!!!! Slow down Moon, do you see that red light, shooooo I'm getting back in the car, where did that woman get her license K-Mart! Hey There is a hot tub in the back, lets hold JJ down and see how long it takes her to bubble LOL

You two better behave or Moon is going to turn ths car around!!

Hold me under and I'll probably bubble from both ends....

I'm just eating the fruit JJ, sure is good, got a funky taste tho. Ok we are at the Blue Lagoon Restaurant, Dixie give me those teeth, and can you please act like a lady for once? No wolf whistles at the waiters, and JJ the napkin goes in your lap not on your head. Smiley sit up straight and don't lick your fingers!

Thats o.k. JJ's. Flowers is upside down! Got her little bird legs stuck through the sky roof! And still holding on to her drink! Get off the hem of my dress before you tear it! JJ's step on her hand with your stilletos....she's all ways got to have that Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Oh Shoot, somebody go get Moon and Lynnie, Moon is out parking cars and getting tips to pay for her meal and Lynnie is doing summer salts in her gown, Geeesh can't take you guys no where lol

Napkin in my lap got it. Can I have an extra to stick on front of my dress? I miss my mouth alot,

NO CLASS,NO CLASS WHAT SO EVER! Just cant make a silk purse outta of a sows ear no matter how hard ya try!

Dang, now Venice is stealing cuttings out of all the planters,,,,, Venice get over here, there is a cop! I'm sorry officer, never seen her before lol

Did Lynnie change clothes? She was in a double breasted suit with pearl buttons.

Put your glasses on flowers.

Ok Time to order, Waiter I'll have a fillet mignon lol smothered in barbeque sauce and do you have any honey mustard?

Give me that purse I'll fill it up with muffins for breakfast.

Here JJ's honey you can have mine. Here let's wipe that little bit of drool from the corner of you mouth. There,there now you are good to go. Flowers I told you to quit letting JJ's drink outta your beer hat! She has both straws in her mouth! Look at her she just slid out of her chair!

She likes to do a quick change when she is in mixed company like parking lot hotties Dixie lol Some nice looking gents heading for the door!

It's not glasses she needs JJ's its Alcoholics Annomous!

Dang JJ get off that pole, this is not the time or the place! Dixie did you drink my paps blue ribbon?

Moon, he doesn't care where and who made that menue Just order will ya !