Omelet and the Hat (i.e. Hattus Horribillis)

The purse was of course a delight, but what did the message mean? The purse was empty of course. So who was the "we" that the message referred to?

All evening as I have puzzled over this, I have felt a strange...."presence"...in my office. I'm not sure if it's just me. Sometimes, I tried to take a picture, when I thought I saw a flash of something run by. The pictures showed some strange results, but every time I look again, there is nothing there....most mysterious...

...see! Look! I tell you, there is something strange afoot....

MEESES!!!! I GUESS MEESES!!! Wait... why would meeses be in a lulu purse? hmmmm...

hmmmmm mysteriously mesmorizingly meaninful .....

Right after this, I grabbed the tissue box and dug through it....nothing...very mysterious....

Oh Dahlianut....do you suppose? Aussie meeses?

What the....

Cheese doodles?

Quick like a bunny entice the cheese doodle out of the yarnage with cheese! It looks sparkley. I luv it already!

uh oh I hope they aren't manic killer cheese doodles :O

It's very quick....and shy....

...but very sparkley!

I'm not entirely sure, but I think they might be sugar meeses....since they seem to like chocolate...

Pink nose! Definitely an aussie cheese doodle! They are known for their pink noses.

CHOCOLATE! Smarty, smart meeses! Definitely not aussie cheese doodles which tend to disguise themselves as orange snacks.

:)

I could be the Summer Foreperson as well as the Co-Foreperson with Special Responsibility for Poultry. I am assuming that no one would want to be there in the summer--but aminals are forever....

I wonder why the LuLu purse came by way of Lodi? Perhaps the eastern storms caused it to be re-routed?

I thought, dear Catsy, that you might be able to shed some light upon this Lodi mystery, seeing as you have such a warm and jovial relationship with the kind postalpersons of Lodi. Hmmm?

I can be a summer Co-Foreperson too! And I can learn about Xeriscaping, in case a Xeriscaping Foreperson or Co-Foreperson shouldst be required. I think that the goats would like it in the summer. They hate cold and rain.

I think I have counted three possible Aussie meeses of sparkly nature.

Ohh Ohhh Ohhhh I see something... Ohh Ohh Please Miss Claire please keep us updated.

It's true! I hadn't thought of it, but our jovial psycho postal person appears to be an Antipodean! Perhaps she felt that there were not sufficient glitter mice in Iowa and imported some from her homeland's abundance?

I have felt that she is softening toward me...she no longer refuses to deliver my mail on principle.

I crept quietly into the office this morning with the camera. I managed to secure evidence of a confab occurring amongst the immigrants. I believe they may be plotting something...something very sparkley...

If anything strange gets posted today, let me say it now...

I am NOT responsible...

What's that?! Mouse pad?!

Oh dear, Moxon! You appear to have what is aptly termed a "mischief" of Australian Glitter Mice!

You might want to check with your local government health agency to see if it is reportable--there have been reports linking them with outbreaks of the virulent Ho1Ho1Ho1 virus.

Where's the Roquefort?

I don't know....did you see her with some?

I think she has cheddar.

Where?

I think it's in the big white cooler box with the door.

How do we open it? Wait, is that cheese on your tail?

What? No...err....no....it's....chicken feed.

It is NOT! That's parmesan!

Well, there was...I....it was...on the floor. In the kitchen. Just a tiny bit.

Look, both of you shut up. We need a plan.

I luv a good plan ^_^

Beware - a crafty trio!

OK, here's my idea. She comes home, she always goes to the white cooler box. We wait at the bottom and two of us jump in when she opens the door. We find the cheese. The other one of us puts his tail in the door so that we can get it open again.

Are you nuts? I'm not putting my tail in there!

Do you have a better idea?

Well you could put your head in there instead you little varmint

Who are you calling a varmint?

Oh for cheese's sake, we're never going to get anywhere like this. I'm going to scope out the chocolate cupboard.

Smelly rodent...

Cat bait!

Sigh...

{{{Oh, dear! I think the stress of the exams has finally sent our dear Moxon round the bend. Does anyone have Kelly's cellphone number? I suspect she's fairly good at seeming normal when she's not at the computer but he really needs to know that emergency measures may be necessary ...Perhaps he can snare her with a Santa's hat and take her for a nice long resty....}}}

I agree! It scares me to think what would happen if she tried spinning yarn, she might forget to take the fleece off the sheep and that's something I don't want to picture!

ROFLLLL

Dang those meeses, they've taken over my home computer, and here I am stuck at work, powerless, and now Greenhouse_Gal and Loreen think I've lost it...

Tell them Catscan! Tell them about the craftiness of the Australian meeses....

I used to have an Australian Retriever (Aus. Shepherd/Golden Ret.) and she was very crafty. I imagine Australian meeses could be crafty as well.

LOL that is the most wonderful place to curl up there Cmoxon they have found... So you can hear them chatter, it re affirms that you are Dr Doolittle in Disguise

Uh oh....

You're right....suspiciously contemplative for meeses....

Grow....I think they're takin' over....

Raise them up in the way you want them to go and they will not depart from it...

But they have already been raised in the Aussie way...

Watch where you cast your aspersions, dear...might hit an Aussie...they are cute though...

Well I meant the Aussie meese way, not the Aussie personful way, which is of course entirely different. You saw the behaviour of those Aussie meeses in the pig farm video....I mean....really!

Mob mentality! Don't judge mousely individuals by their rioting countrymen. (Or is it countrymice?)

LOLOL...