Thought for the Day!

Sylvia, I love that one! Have to pass it on to my mother, who is 95. :-)

Okay, I'm feeling a bit irreverent right now.

"Real Women Don't Have Hot Flashes,
They have POWER SURGES!"

Refrigerator magnet I bought just before I hit menopause. Talk about timing! I'm beginning to think that 60 is still young. Good one Sylvia! : -)

Only in the Police Station or Court, DP, or while listening to others. Not that I'm a chatterbox or anything, LOL!

WIB!
SW

Monday Thought for the Day.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Oh so true.

Good one!

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

ROFL good one ima!!!

You so get a prize for that one ! LOL

Yes, but do you still have your own shoes, Ima?
Was a really good one. : - )
We say, Do not criticize someone until you have walked in their moccasins.
WIB,
SW

I'd much rather have a good pair of moccasins than, say, a ratty pair of gardening shoes. You're now forewarned in case we ever meet in person!

Oh, Ima, I SO wish you could come to our RU! You would fit in perfectly with our group!

Awwww....shucks.....thanks! I wish I could wiggle my nose like Samantha and transport myself there and back----it's about the only way I could do the trip.

Remind everyone at the RU that I'm going to be looking for homes for cannas in a couple of months, and the ones I sent SW last spring have done well for her. "Wyoming" has beautiful bronze foliage, and if you don't like spectacular orange blooms, you can just cut them off! Does well in pots, too.....Is my need to move some of these just TOO obvious...??

Tuesday Thought for the Day:

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.--Mark Twain.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. - Mae West

Hi All !!
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

Ok one more since I am making upt for the last 3 days.

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder Why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

Jules Rule:
If you can't find it, and you just had it, you are probably sitting on it.

Loved the Mark Twain quote. It's always been one of my favorites, DP.
ima, Lot to be said for the Mae West quote too! LOL!
Marie, you always crack me up. : - )
Have a great day all!
WIB,
SW

Good morning everyone. Hump day! Mid-week! Half way to the weekend!!! WOOO HOOO!

Wednesday Thought for the Day:

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Good one DP!!!

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

You know you're into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.

Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?

Having been "stressed out" the last few days, I thought you might enjoy reading this. A friend sent it to me in an email.

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Just pee on it and walk away.

How typical of our canine friends! LOL!
Now, how is it that cats handle stressful situations? I really want to know, 'cause I just went blank.
WIB,
SW

SingingWolf, you had laughing my head off and scaring the critters!!
That is just perfect.
I've got to put that on my office wall.
Right next to:

Not all who wander are lost. JRRTolkien I try to wander a bit every day!

SW, that one's a knee-slapper!!!!

"A word to the wise ain't necessary.....it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"

I finally thought of one...my piano teacher used to tell me this!!

Practice makes perfect but nobody's perfect, so why practice.

I took her advice!

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?

LOL Love it Lousie!!!

Yeah and she called me 'Lousie' too!

LOL Ok I admit it I do not type very well!! :o)

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.

I didn't notice Marie..LOL!!!
I've signed e-mails that way and one friend wanted to know one thing...'who's Lousie?'

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Seems like that one is a take-off of an old line:
She loved me and the Seventh Fleet, but not necessarily in that order.

This would have been a good comeback to my piano teacher...

I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.

reminded me of:
Some days you're the dog, some days the hydrant.

I ran across my old book of Yogi Berra quotes. Lots of funnies in there. Here's a good one.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

And his critique of a hotel.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

This thread is going through 'Thought of the Day plus truisms and witticisms, all fun!

Now JD, we know this won't apply to you so don't take any offense!