What expressions (or words) drive you nuts?? - Part 3

Denville, NJ(Zone 6b)

channel 7 news did a piece on our topic last night

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

Yes - there was a report about annoying words. 'Whatever' topped it.

Denville, NJ(Zone 6b)

I yelled at the tv... HEY YOU STOLE VICTORS THREAD!!

Mid-Cape, MA(Zone 7a)

Quoting:
Yes - there was a report about annoying words. 'Whatever' topped it.

I agree and it's most annoying when the speaker drawls it out in a bored voice: "what-ev-er!"
It's the American version of the French shrug. But so much less elegant.

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

Hee hee, Allison!

Yes, Emily - especially when a teen says it!

Calgary, AB(Zone 3a)

I'm starting to get irked by 'It is what it is".

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

That was included on the first thread.

'Tweet' is really annoying and ridiculous.

Calgary, AB(Zone 3a)

oops.

Denville, NJ(Zone 6b)

twit (the ones who say it wrong) is worse

central, NJ(Zone 6b)

Yeah, re:that is what it is. There was an episode awhile ago of Extreme Home Makeover and the husband that had passed away said that all the time and they put it on a rock in the garden, Oh, like he invented that saying.

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

Dead is what dead does...

East Texas, United States(Zone 8a)

I heard it today. DOUBLE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY

can somebody pls try to explain what that could possibly mean? It was on a tv show and a guy was saying his girl was using dbl R Psy on him. Was she being straightforward perchance? ugh!

central, NJ(Zone 6b)

Oh brother!

Milton, MA(Zone 6a)

I hear things all the time that should go in this thread but thankfully, I forget them by the time I get here,

Calgary, AB(Zone 3a)

Double Reverse Psychology: "I'm OK, You're OK, but not really cuz I'm just saying You're OK so you think I think You're OK so that when you do something that I think is NOT OK I can call you a weinerbrain and you will change your behaviour". People who practise this have psychotic fugues alot methinks.
(Single) Reverse Psychology: I'm NOT OK, You're OK.
Straightforward Psychology: I'm NOT OK, You're NOT OK but who cares as long as we're both happy. Let's dance!

Southern, CT(Zone 6a)

That mightbe the first use of the word fugue we've seen.

Southern, CT(Zone 6a)

That might be the first use of the word fugue we've seen.

Ffld County, CT(Zone 6b)

And the second and the third use of it...;)

East Texas, United States(Zone 8a)

dahlia, that is hilarious! thanks for the excellent explanation, lol.

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

Heard another one when they were reporting on the knucklehead pilots who flew past their destination by 150 miles (oopsie!). The military was on notice, until they were told to 'stand down'. What a dumb term. How does one stand down?? I tried, but I fell up.

Denville, NJ(Zone 6b)

hehe

East Texas, United States(Zone 8a)

this one is quickly becoming overused:

____ is the new ______

in fashion: brown is the new black

aging: 50 is the new 40

and some stupid others.

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

Yes! Dumb is the new smart!

East Texas, United States(Zone 8a)

lol, you just reminded of another "is the new" which actually promptly me to post here. It was a TV story about computer geeks and it stated that

geek was the new cool

brother!

Milton, MA(Zone 6a)

how about "get some sleep" instead of getting a full night's worth? I hate that, and DH says it all the time. I am the new cool, the new 40 and wear the new black when I'm not wearing the old black.

East Texas, United States(Zone 8a)

lol carrie.

Milton, MA(Zone 6a)

Well, I would like AT LEAST 8 hours, so when we're in our own bed with no infants or teenagers in crisis, I'd like to hope for that. To me, "some sleep" should be for parents of new babies and so on.

(Zone 7b)

"As opposed to"

"Continued on"
(As opposed to continued off.)

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

Heard another:

'His situational awareness was impaired.'

Translation - his head was up his...

Who dreams up these things?!!

Houston, TX

Corporate drones dream it up. I swear that it's a way to obfusacte what they are saying so that they feel that they sound more intelligent than they are.

I've been working in the corporate environment for halfway to forever, and have heard (and been ready to scream at):

"Let's dialog about it." - No you idiot, you HAVE a dialog when the two of you TALK about it.

"We don't want to over incentivize the paradigm." - Not sure what the paradigm is, but wouldn't it be easier to say, "we want to reward them for work, not for doing the job we hired them to do"?

"We need to qualitize the behaviors." - You need to what? How about "Encourage the workers to make better quality."?

"Best Shoring" - new one that apparently means move the service overseas but lie about it being offshored.

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

Geez!! Are people really saying this? Great ones, Hastur! So glad I'm not in that environment.

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Houston, TX

Yes, yes they are. Corporate culture pays the bills most of the time, but some of the abuses to the language are a shame.

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

That's worse than abuse - that's obliteration.

Mid-Cape, MA(Zone 7a)

Quoting:
"Let's dialog about it." - No you idiot, you HAVE a dialog when the two of you TALK about it.

Hastur, this reminded me of another phrase that always grates on me:

"John Doe was gifted with a book" (or whatever--fill in the blank). I've even seen this phrase in newspaper reporting.
"To gift" is NOT a verb! It doesn't appear in any dictionary (yet, thank heavens.) "To give" IS a verb. Use it.

(Getting down off soapbox now.)

Ffld County, CT(Zone 6b)

Oh, honey, you stay right up there on that soapbox, and make room for me too, lol! I detest the use of gift as a verb. Glad to see I'm not alone!

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gift

Ffld County, CT(Zone 6b)

Oh Victor! Ignorance was bliss! I could be all self-righteous as long as I thought it wasn't in the dictionary, lol! You ruined it for me! But really, gift as a verb goes back to circa 1550??!! I beg to differ. I'd have to say it goes back to circa 1980's corporate culture...

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

Hee hee - sorry, dee! Didn't you hear - the 1980's was the new 1550's!!

East Texas, United States(Zone 8a)

ha ha ha, lol

Mid-Cape, MA(Zone 7a)

Oh Merriam-Webster, you betray me!
Next, you'll be saying that "irregardless" is actually a word.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/irregardless

You mean, you actually DO?

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