Chicken Joke

I can find the ruby slippers but there's no way my big fat lab will fit in a basket.

Ginger

Good point. He can use a side car with your bike. :D

He can drive himself....

Ginger

Oh Dear. What will y'all do if spring doesn't hurry up? What a great lab - I have no doubt he would start up that car and take off!

Snort! too funny. I'd better not let my dog River see... uh oh, she already has... she's got her bonnet on...

Ohhhhhh...and she looks thrilled about it.

She is plotting to let it fly out the top of the convertible.

Ginger

She's definitely a let your ears hang loose kinda gal! LOL

LOL.. Seems you have a thing for long-ears....

Ginger

Well, my mother did want to get my ears 'fixed' when I was a kid... I'm kinda jug-earred. Maybe that's why? LOL

Uh.. oh.. I have donkeys and a BEAGLE...

Many years ago I had Dalmations & Appalossas...

Ginger

Do you wear big dangly earrings? LOL
I had a spotted jack, my first one. He went on to pull a disabled lady in a specially designed cart. =0)
Spots and ears... is there anything more to life? Oh yeah, whiskey...
LOL

I even have a spotted goat..... no dangly earrings...and..for me..Yukon Jack..oh that is whiskey.

Although this year I'm big into expensive ice wines.

Ginger

Movin' beyond two buck chuck, eh? =0)

Dang stuff is $2.99 here...so 3 Buck Chuck.

Ginger

I'd like to try an ice wine some time, but I only drink one glass an evening, so it seems a waste of something fine. =0)

Usually you only drink a little ice wine at a time. It is pretty sweet and very pricey. My favorite, Harris Bridge Pinot Gris Sarah's Stories is $30 for a 1/2 bottle.

Ginger

Ja... out of my budget. I blew it all on a greenhouse. Where are my priorities!?

You have a greenhouse to grow GRAPES....right????? See priorities in order...
Ginger

No, greenhouse for tomatoes. Under bathroom sink for chokecherry liqueur. Had some pomegranate juice this evening, thinking "Hmmmm, this might make a nice wine. Port like, I 'spect."

Yes, one must have one's priorities. LOL
Jay

Oh..dang.. that reminds me.. I think I have some blackberry....well ........something under the sink I think no ones checked on in a couple.....years..Be right back.....

Ohhhhh yeah..still there. can't tell if it's liquir..or toxic.
Yikes.

Ginger

Alcohol's a darn good preservative... did you do the vodka with the fruit number? I'd give it a sip if that's what you did. Then write me and let me know you're still alive...

Happy taste testing...
Jay

Nope.. used brandy and it tastes NASTY.....

Bye bye to it...

Ginger

Oh dang, what a waste of brandy... hate that. =0( Oh well, not every experiment turns out... or gets remembered. LOL

I'm always amazed at what I've stashed in those dark little corners.

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Please, Miss Moxon. Don't turn me in for Icelandic Beer day. I don't know nothin' 'bout Icelandic Beer.

However the color of the Araucana's egg goes clear through the shell, unlike the brown egg laying hen's which is merely superficial.

Do not go gentle into that good night......:0)

This message was edited Apr 1, 2009 4:03 PM

I think once again it is the fault of the ducks. Ducks are easily offended.....Chickens don't care.

Ginger

I think it might have been pigeons in cahoots with ducks...
;o)

Hmmm. Then I, a (insert self-congratulatory accolade here), find I that cannot approve of pigeons:0)

I like pigeons, but I can't eat a whole one myself....

Ginger

Evil:0)

"Just about a year ago, I set out on the road,
Seekin my fame and fortune, lookin for a pot of gold.
Things got bad, and things got worse, I guess you will know the tune."

Ginger