Okay, so we have fall like weather here and I'm feeling frisky. I'm singing "Born to be Wild" and "Wouldn't it be nice" Does anyone else out there have "Bockbock bockbock music" in there souls or am I just too troubled?
Oh Lord, won't you buy meee a green egger hen
My friends, they got jillions -I must make aamends
Music for the Chicken-Lover in You
I was singing something appropriate the other day--just can't remember what. I'll think about it.
I told someone I liked to run around and dance in the halls at work when no one is there--they said there were surveillance cameras. I said,"No way!" I would have been fired or asked to take some sort of psych evaluation long ago it that were the case:0)
Ohhhh I've got friends in nest boxes
where the brown eggs flow
and the grit chases your blues away,
and I'll be OK.
Well I'm not big on meeting foxes
And I really don't want chicken poxes,
Ohhh I've got friends....in neeeest boxes...
Edited to add my sincerest apologies to Garth Brooks.
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Oh you soooth my soul. Thank you!
Well it's a marvelous night for an egg dance
with the moon shining high in the sky,
a fantabulous night to be clucking
'neath the color of October skies
And all the night's magic
makes me dance on one leg
and all the soft moonlight
seems to shine, on your egg...
Can I just have one more egg dance with you, my love...
it is official........... CMoxon has lost it. Your a nut!!!!!!!
But we wuvs ya anyway.
Grownut started it....(and therefore lost it first). But yes, I've probably lost it...
But see we already knew that of grow tho.
Hugs
Sheila had a little hen,
little hen,
little hen
Oh Sheila had a little hen
that lays pretty dark brown eggs
Tia had a little hen
little hen
little hen
Tia had a little hen
that sports a whacked out hairdo
Tamara had a heritage hen
heritage hen
heritage hen
tamara had a heritage hen
to make the breeds stay true
And so on.
LMAO that is to funny
Excellent! Let's get more creative singers on this thread!
What about "Unhatched Melody" or "Come Hatch with Me" or....?
lol you guys are all nuts
Are you criticizing my singing abilities, CMoxon??? I am hurt. LOL
Okay lets try this.......
Oh say can you see
the chicken coop light
oh so happy we live
when's the door shut tight.
Whose brown egg
and yellow corn
through that window I spy
Oh so proudly I sing
of the hens backside gleaming
Oh say does that chicken slave
need to bring us more food.
Or we'll hex her with a curse
And refuse to lay more eggs.
I' as proud of my chickens as my country!!!!
Sheila
OH OH OH great now that is our official song for our official group. Now we need one for the flippers.
What? Where was I critical?! I said it was excellent, and then asked for more examples of such fun, creative, chicken songs!! When I said "more creative singers" I meant "additional creative singers" not singers who are more creative than you! I can't believe you thought I meant that! Oh dear!! Sorry!!!
CMoxon I was just joking. Just funning you a little. If only we could insert little snickers and laughs in the text. I knew you were just joking.
But yes as CMoxon. Where are all the shower singers at.
Sheila
I dont sing. cant carry a tune in a bucket.
You don't have to be able to sing, just write the lyrics.... ;-)
lol i can sing better than i can type lyrics
That's what I was trying to say. Noone will here you, just read the lyrics!
Come on guys!
Sheila
It can be really simple, like the Happy Egg Day song.
Happy Egg Day to you,
Happy Egg Day to you,
Congratulations on your fiiiirrrrsst egg....
Happy Egg Day to you.
I cant wait until you all get to sing that song to me.
Oh I went to the coop to see my gal
Singin' Bockbock bockbock layin' all the daaay.
My coop it's got some spunky gals
They go Bockbock bockbock layin' all the daaay.
Fair thee well, fair thee well, fair thee well my feathery fey!
For I'm goin' to lose it later, I already lost it now
Singin' Bockbock bockbock layin' all the daaay.
My pullet she's a maiden fair
Singin' Bockbock bockbock layin' all the daaay.
With curlin' lacey feathers fair
Singin' Bockbock bockbock layin' all the daaay.
Fair thee well, fair thee well, fair thee well my feathery fey!
For I'm goin' to lose it later, I already lost it now
Singin' Bockbock bockbock layin' all the daaay.
Oh gosh that is to funny. I love it yall keep it up
Awesome Grow Nut!
How about this...... The chicken slave's theme song
I've been workin' in the hen house
All the live long day.
I've been working in the hen house
scooping poop and scattering hay.
Can't you hear the roosters crowing
They rise up so early in the morn.
Can't you hear the chickens clucking
Come on, I want more corn!
I borrowed your theme song shelia and gave you full credit. It is in parking lot i think a bunch of nutty girls over there also.
http://davesgarden.com/community/forums/t/891105/#new
here is where I published out theme song he he he
You will be famous soon.
These are classics!!! You guys are awesome! We need to release an album....
I'm a lurker. I have chicken fever but my HOA says to take 2 aspirin and get over it. So I live vicariously through this forum.
I stumbled on this the other day and thought of y'all and now there's a thread to put it in!
Legendary Chicken Fairy - Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan
Legendary chicken fairy big as life and twice as hairy
In our windows you'll come creepin'
Whippin' goodies on us while we're sleepin'
When you wish upon a bird makes no difference how absurb
The chicken fairy hears each word and all your dreams come true.
Chicken fairy in the sky Mother Goose is butterfly
Do whatever's necessary legendary chicken fairy
Sing a song that's sanitary take my wish oh big canary
Legendary chicken fairy make all my dreams come true
La da da da la da da
Sing a song that's sanitary...
OMG this is hilarious! I'm with you l2g2. Can't carry a tune in a bucket & lyrics are worse! But love to see what others can do...... Always was (am) amazed at those that can write songs & those that can sing..... roflmbo tee hee hee
Cheryl ~ Pea
Welcome Prickle
That is a great one. Stick around and join us. We are just a bunch of chicken nuts here.
Welcome Prickle - great addition to our chicken songs! Very funny!
I hope your chicken fever gets as bad as mine so that you can get some cluckers! I started with 1 and now have 17. Oops!
Oh give me a home, where the feathers all fly
and the chiickens and guineas and ducks...
and the peafowl and geese and a turkey or two
make my world somewhat mucky but nice.
Hooome, home it's a hoot
and a cluck and a quack and a coo
they might gobble or honk, chase a noodle or two
but hey -Iiii've got to live here, not you!
ha ha ha nut that is cute
Posting here just a THANK YOU to all of you for humoring me and (dare I say it?!) joining in.
L2G2- Though I had covered my tracks better but guess I outed myself as a nut early on.
How about this....
The chicken coop is falling down
falling down
falling down
the chicken coop is falling down
my fair lady
get some nails and fix it up
fix it up
fix it up
get some nails and fix it up
my fair lady
put some hay into our nest box
our nest box
our nest box
put some hay in our nest box
my fair lady
feed and water everyday
everyday
everyday
feed and water everyday
my fair lady
close the coop up every night
every night
every night
close the coop up every night
my fair lady
move to slow and i won't lay
i won't lay
i won't lay
move to slow and i won't lay
my fair lady
Grow grow grow your chicks
til their big and strong
happyily happyily happily
they'll lay eggs all day long.
The Chicken Prayer (I know not a song, but couldn't resist)
Our Chicken Mother, who art in her house
Hallowed be her name
My kingdom come
her will be done
In the coop and it is in her house
Forgive us our stupidity
as we forgive our predators
And deliver us from egg binding
For she rules our kingdom
and our food
and our water
forever
Amen
Knsl - you are extraordinarily creative! Well done!!! I'm at a loss for songs now!
Okay so I am feeling a little religious tonight....
On a hill far away
stood an old chicken coop
left behind by some ragged old hens
And they loved that old coop
til the roof caved all in
and sides came a fallin' right down
And they'll cherish the old chicken coop
til the new one gets built and ready
They will cling to the old chicken coop
and replace it some day for new ground.
Okay I am starting to think that I need medication!!!!!!!