I gave one of my daughters my wedding dress for holloween the year of the divorce. Seemed just the right thing to do.
Happy birthday, Eleanor!
Men really are wiser - they rent the tuxedos. We women should rent wedding gowns.
What about Rent-a-Spouse??
That could be fun.
Could save you headaches.
Or vice versa.
Headaches you save could??
The "Handyman "business is thriveing here, many working women . Rent a husband might get nasty.
Then you can return him.
OHHHHH Yeah right!!!!!!
Rent by the day or the hour - sounds ideal to me.
Last year's models are cheaper.
I'll risk the recall and be happy with excellent performance.
Experience and the ability to keep the mouth shut when the woman is right, which is always.
Yeahhh pirl.
A womans gotta do what a womans gotta do.
Or else he has to eat the poison mushrooms as we smile quite shyly and press the black dress.
I hope you have started a novel somewhere.
What a mind.
The forum is very novel.
Didn't I mention I write those hot steamy novelvs? They're all about gardening at 90 degrees.
Manure is OK on my birthday thread. My birthday is past and you guys have to talk about something. Manure is as good as anything else to talk about!!! LOL Eleanor
We talk about manure on most threads.
Ha! It's true!
Candyce - I was thinking of the same town with all the scarecrows lining the Main Street at Halloween......Some were very ingenious...
I have a rotten neighbor I would love to use as a scarecrow.
That would stink!
Eeeewwww!!
Just imagine the Stephen King thriller that could be based on your wish, JD!!!
Trust me, this individual would even scare Steven King himself !
Eek! Somehow we always end up sitting right in front of or right behind Stephen King at the Red Sox Spring Training games.....
Not sure if I'd be more spooked by being near him, or just finding myself at a BoSox game!!
Yeah, Mets fans aren't allowed in anything but bleachers seating.
Louise ~ lucky you!
Yeah, Candyce....next time I'm going to come prepared with a script for him to consider starring JD's Scarecrow neighbor.
Now, there's an image!!
LOL ! I'm half tempted to post a picture of said neighbor, but I'd probably get sued .
Just checking in to say "hi"!!!!!!! We've gone from happy birthday to manure to scarecrows to Stephen King to baseball games to JD's neighbor to making a movie !!!!!! LOL You guys (including me) can cover a lot of ground in a few posts!! Speaking of manure, that's what I've been doing the last few days - working it into the soil in my gardens. Eleanor
It's good for the garden, Eleanor. Yesterday I was spreading it at the base of my clematises. I'll need a lot more to finish the job.
JD - if you have a WIDE ANGLE LENS you may be able to get a photo of the neighbor from her rear.
LOL pirl ! She's actually a "living scarecrow". !