Why Seniors giving birth is a bad idea

OK this one had me on the floor so I had to pass it on. :)

MY FRIEND GAVE BIRTH AT 65.

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a
65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

"May I see the new baby?" I asked.

"Not yet," She said "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while
first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet," She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told me.

"WHEN HE CRIES?" I demanded. "Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?"

"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM. O. K.?!!"

LOL!! This was great!!

That was too funny! LOL (Hi, Marie!)

Sooo funny! Thanks for the laugh...
My Aunt Exilda and her daughter Lorraine gave birth to their children the same day..Aunt Exilda was 52 and Lorraine was 38...

Stephen stayed with his parent till last year when he married in his late 30's..luckily his mom and dad are living a ripe old age..seldom happens though..

Oh my - I'm sorry, but I just think it is really unfair to the children. Us old folk's have had our time to have children, sorry if they didn't. Babies are not pets and need younger parents to keep up with them.
And I don't think it's fair that they will most likely be left at a young age without parents, and their babies won't get to meet and love their grandparents. As you say BettyP, those kids were lucky to have parents that lived to a ripe age.

OMG WAY TOO FUNNY! Now I am sure this was just a joke, right? LOL


May Princess Kathy always laugh.

Yes its a joke. :)

Had a good laugh with this one!!!

Yes, I know the first post is a joke, but not so sure about the post from Betty Pause below:

"My Aunt Exilda and her daughter Lorraine gave birth to their children the same day..Aunt Exilda was 52 and Lorraine was 38... Stephen stayed with his parent till last year when he married in his late 30's..luckily his mom and dad are living a ripe old age..seldom happens though.."

No joke...Lorraine and mom both had children the same day..needless to say they were indeed very close...

I have 2 uncles - John is 52 and Wayne is 48 and I'm 60...I've never called them Uncle...

Hi Snipe,

Great joke. I am STILL laughing. Nice one.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL I"ve heard that one before, It was just as funny this time around too