Useless Information

West Central, WI(Zone 4a)

Since we're still on navels......here is a particularly useless piece of information. One of my life-long friend's husband does not have a navel. Apparently he had some type of abdominal surgery when he was a toddler and the navel didn't make the cut. Luckily, my girlfriend had mentioned it before I had the occassion to wonder what happened to it. I think we were all out boating and in swim suits. It is very weird to see an un-dented abdomen.

St. Louis County, MO(Zone 5a)

bubba, did you make that up? Are there places like that in TX? eww

West Central, WI(Zone 4a)

As for that food on naked bodies thing. We have a local, high-end sushi place that offered that experience a few times. It made the newspapers, and I learned that in order to keep the City & County Health departments happy, that there was plastic wrap between the model and the food.

St. Louis County, MO(Zone 5a)

I'm guessing they weren't serving potato salad and ribs, cornbread and beans, or gumbo? My mind is seeing all these pictures, cracking myself up!

Missouri City, TX

See, I didn't kid about that - knew it happened somewhere - made the evening news quite a few months back.

Marsue, I'm right behind you (age wise)

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Isabella, MO(Zone 6b)

Love that picture, Bubba!! Santa Claus lives!!!


LOL on the potato salad and ribs, etc, cathy!!

Anne Arundel,, MD(Zone 7b)

snort -chuckle----
"i also want to know why he can't sneeze quietly - i'll be across the room and jump a foot! it is SO LOUD - and he always says "I can't help it!" but i think he could if he really wanted to."

I can substitute something for the word sneeze and is still seems true, in my experience....

Norfolk, VA

here are a few you might enjoy....

The Mona lisa has no eyebrows
When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour
The Philadelphia mint produces 26 million pennies per day
No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half
Camels have three eyelids to protect from blowing sand
The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year
Dolphins sleep with one eye open
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying
There are no words in the English dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple, and month
More money is spent on gardening than on any other hobby.

Sleep well tonight Princess Tammy

Houston, United States(Zone 9b)

Okay all, what's the difference between a ROCK and a STONE? Baby girl has a book that mentions both in the same sentence. Guessing a rock is just bigger?

St. Louis County, MO(Zone 5a)

TirNaNog, I'm going to tell my Irish SIL and my daughter to consider your name for the first daughter, whenever that happens.

Isabella, MO(Zone 6b)

Definition of stone from the online dictionary:
a. Concreted earthy or mineral matter; rock.

Isabella, MO(Zone 6b)

definition of rock from the online dictionary:
a lump or mass of hard consolidated mineral matter; "he threw a rock at me"

That's a big help, huh?!! Take your pick!! LOL

Willamette Valley, OR(Zone 8a)

My dictionary says a stone is "a piece of rock of relatively small size."

(Zone 7a)

Took me a minute to catch up. You are ALL too funny! LOL

Bubba? Very handsome!

Houston, United States(Zone 9b)

cathy4, sending dmail ;)

Chicago, IL(Zone 5b)

Going way back to the crickets.....

Did you know that you can tell the temperature by the number of times the cricket "chirps" a minute?

Hap

Houston, United States(Zone 9b)

Did you know that you can tell sex of a cricket by how many spikes are on their tail end?

Females have 3 spikes, males have 2 spikes. Only the males chirp.

Anne Arundel,, MD(Zone 7b)

More people watched the final episode of M*A*S*H (100 mill plus) than watched this last Super bowl (96 mill) which was the most watched since 1996
(I think I got that right, not sure 1996)
Anyway- was amazed that MASH was such a big deal, altho I've watched puhlenty of it in syndication

Not sure this is a 'fact' but there are no true synonyms (words that mean the same) Every word has nuance.

But I think I use rock and stone pretty interchangeably.

West Central, WI(Zone 4a)

As I think about the rock - stone debate, perhaps it is all about size. In gardening/landscaping we use rock to define borders, but stone to fill in. We have rock gardens. Those little-bitty succulents are called living stones.

In jewlery we have gem-stones, but a really big diamond is call a 'rock'.

Now back to those crickets......very useless information. Why would I need to know a male from a female....unless of course I was a cricket. Still......it just might pop up in a game of Trivial Pursuit.

Houston, United States(Zone 9b)

LOL marie, that's the WHOLE point on the crickets! Useless information ;) I knew it as a kid hunting for bugs so I found it helpful. If you wanted a pet cricket would you want one that chirps all night or not?! LOL!!!!

Rocks are huge.

Stones are small.

Seems to be the general concensus.

St. Louis County, MO(Zone 5a)

You get kidney stones, you can have rocks in your head.

West Central, WI(Zone 4a)

Now see......you're making it less-useless by telling me why you would need that information. LOL To be perfectly honest, I have never considered having a pet cricket, but if I had.....that info would have been usefull.

Houston, United States(Zone 9b)

or lead in your foot.

West Central, WI(Zone 4a)

However......wrestling seems confused. They have 'the Rock', but also somebody called 'Stone Cold ......somebody'.....

(Zone 7a)

It still applies because The Rock is bigger. (Tall-wise)

Houston, United States(Zone 9b)

*snort*!!!!!!

Santa Fe, TX(Zone 9b)

All of that information is useful to someone. As I mentioned, zerk is useless to 99% of people.

Isabella, MO(Zone 6b)

Someone who raises crickets to sell for fish bait needs to know about the female cricket having the long spike in the middle. When I was growing up my daddy raised crickets one year. They were a pain in the neck and elsewhere, too. You have to have a big wooden box with a hinged lid and it has to have lights in it to keep them warm in the winter, etc., etc, because you absolutely do not want these critters in a box in your house. An outbuilding is necessary. Absolutely useless information unless you are going to raise crickets. LOL

Did you know that in New Testament times, the population of the Roman Empire was 120 million and half of those were slaves?

(Zone 7a)

Wow. I didn't know that. Did you know that 3/4 of the worlds population died during the Great Bubonic Plague?

belleville, NJ(Zone 6a)

i think of stones as aesthetically pleasing rocks.
(well, except the kidney kind.)

Chicago, IL(Zone 5b)

marsue,

That's still the way my household is run. 1/2 and 1/2!!! So where's the change in history? LOL

West Central, WI(Zone 4a)

This thread is starting to take some time loading. Should someone start a new thread?

Isabella, MO(Zone 6b)

Tir_Na_Nog started the thread so she should be the one to start the new one. Are you out there, Tir?

Okay, Happy--which half are you? LOL

Houston, United States(Zone 9b)

You are welcome to start a new one marie.

Chicago, IL(Zone 5b)

Which half of what am I?

Hap

West Central, WI(Zone 4a)

I will end this thread with a reference that I just came across in Metropolitan Home magazine.

The 4th World Naked Gardening Day is May 3rd, 2008.....and they have a web-site which I will not post here because, you guessed it........naked pics. This is really not my sort of thing, but I almost fell off of my chair. To each his own I guess. The following is taken from the front page of their web-site. (I didn't feel the need to actually stay on that site any longer than necessary.)

Quoting:
Get ready for the Fourth Annual World Naked Gardening Day (WNGD)! People across the globe are encouraged, on Saturday, May 3, 2008 to tend their portion of the world's garden clothed as nature intended.


I hope I haven't offended anyone.....and I thought that by burying this tidbit of information in the Useless thread, that my risk of that would be less. I just had to tell someone!

I've got tell you......IMHO.....sunburn, bug bites, brambles, being an eyesore.....Oh so many reasons to keep myself clothed.

West Central, WI(Zone 4a)

Useless Information Part II is here http://davesgarden.com/community/forums/t/811487/

(Zone 7a)

Thanks for showing that, Mau. You're right, you don't know what it's like until you have to walk through it and see yours neighbors faces and tears.

(Zone 7a)

And I'm confused on how to do the bold , italics, etc...stuff.

West Central, WI(Zone 4a)

Go over here. http://davesgarden.com/faq/forums/ Lots and lots of FAQ's.

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