A little funny for you....Happy Thanksgiving

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about," the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

And he hangs up.

Fran tic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
"Like Heck they're getting a divorce, she shouts "I'll take care of this."
She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone, smiles and turns to his wife. "They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."


**Hope everyone have a wonderful Thanksgiving with your family!!!

Mimi

LOL!!! I have heard that one before but it still makes me chuckle!!!!

I had to post this one because I use to live in Phoenix.. LOL

How are you enjoying FL?? Our temps are dropping and we are in the 80's mostly. We are scheduled for 65 or so on Thanksgiving though!!!

I lived in Florida before.... hot, humid and bugs! But right now the temps are also dropping, in the 50's right now and tonight we have a frost and possible freeze warning, so it's a bit cold.

Really miss the weather there in AZ. Right now would be the ideal time to be there with the temp in the 80's and cooler nights. I really loved it there and hated to leave. The place I enjoyed the most was Sedona, such beautiful country! Tucson is a really neat city, too.

Maybe it's time for me to take a trip back, my oldest daughter is a student at U of A.

I have heard of Tolleson but about where is it from Phoenix?

It's just west of Phoenix starting around 89th Ave and just south of I-10 How long since you been here? It has grown almost alarmingly!!! Fields are disappearing left and right out here! Kinda sad but life goes on. 50's??? How much snow do you get if any there? Sedona is awesome and we are thinking of taking the kids to Flagstaff this year so they can see their first snow!!! Our first anniversary we went to Sedona so that is a place just for Mommy and Daddy!!! How much more time does your daughter have? Best wishes to her from us here in Tolleson!!!!

Funny joke. I'll have to try it on my kids!