D.W.I. LOUISIANA STYLE

Burleson, TX(Zone 8a)

Got this in a email I'm sure its just a joke but it had me rolling.

Don't let anyone tell you that Cajun's aren't smart!!!

Only a person in Louisiana could think of this. From the parish where drunk driving is considered a sport comes this true story.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Houma , Louisiana .

After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.

He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started the car, switched the wipers on and off-it was a fine summer night-, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn, and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patron's vehicles left.

At last, when his was the only car in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, pulled the man over, and administered a breathalyser test. To his amazement, the breathalyser indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyser equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the truly proud Cajun. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

Don :)

Victoria Harbour, ON

Actually, heard the same here a few weeks ago... so funny!

Gladwin, MI(Zone 5a)

Hahahahahahaha,
Even if it is not true it is still funny.

Benton, KY(Zone 7a)

Yep...this went around in the area with 'KY' and 'redneck' inserted in the proper places...it's still a hoot.

Burleson, TX(Zone 8a)

I resemble that fact melody, no wait I washed my neck twice today never mind. :)

Don

San Angelo, TX(Zone 7b)

I'd love to see a group of folks REALLY do this!!:)

Long Beach, CA(Zone 10a)

GOOD ONE !!!

Fort Worth, TX(Zone 8a)

Soooo funnny!!!!! ROFLOL!!!

Burleson, TX(Zone 8a)

OMG I can't believe its been 3 days since I've checked on this place. With Danaca coming home on leave before she disappears again with her reassignment confirming my worst fears I have just been to busy.

Have fun and take care.

Don

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