!!!!kids say the darndest things!!!!

This came from my neice just yesterday. Her husband owns a pulp wood company and a wood yard that processes the trees he cuts and also others as well. Their grandson ask Joe if he was the boss and Joe, according to Betty, sheepishly replied well I guess granny is really the boss. Grandson says Papa I'm talking about at the wood yard not here at home.I know she is the boss here. I rolled when she told me this.
PS BTW She is the boss.

This happened today my daughter that is 15 was helping me fix love in the puff seeds. The hearts on them really amazed her. I was telling her how you can use the seeds to make jewlery.Well she asked me why I was saving them was I going to grow her jewlery?lol I was rolling lauging . I think it embarrassed her but then she realized how funny it was.

Thankgiving story written at school by my 7 yr old. I still have the paper.

"Sot gun sal, sot gun sal
Pigums had a gon
sot a truky in the rer
and saw him run run run"

For those having trouble reading 7 yr old, it's Shot Gun Sal, Shot gun Sal, Pilgrims had a gun, Shot a turkey in the rear and saw him run run run.

We sing this little ditty every year at Thanksgiving. My DS is 23 and hates this story!

Same son at 2. We had him out on the porch one starry night and he looked up and said "look at all the spaceships". Too much tv I think!!!

Be patient as you talk to your little ones, they don't have the scope of understanding that we do.

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Have you guys seen the Shirley Temple commercial , selling her movies. In one clip she sings "Animal Crackers in my Soup!" Well he gets up at 6 AM on Sunday mornings. I make him breakfast. Program him in his cartoons, for the next hour. So I can get a nap. I hear this Shirley Temple commercial go on. Then my son going down the hall singing
"Animal Crackers in my POOP!"
Oh my gosh.

My daughter...the ever diligent mother...cuts fresh corn off the cob for my granddaughter...I am a little more casual and don't. The first time Simone had corn on the cob at our house...she was munching away for awhile and then loudly announced..."Hey, my corn has a bone in it!" She also told me quite seriously the other day as I was laughing at one of her jokes, that she would like me to stop laughing and from this day forward remember that she is not just funny...she's complicated too! Dee

My DS just last week during a bout of morning sickness (actually afternoon but) told me Mommy, you have to quit getting sick you'll throw up the baby. Once I calmed down and explained that the I wouldn't throw up the baby he said Mommy Aunt Jennifer had a baby girl, so that means girls have girls and I'm going to get a little sister. He's 2 1/2!!

Yes, children have complicated thoughts also.

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My neighbor's 3 year-old nephew was visiting from the city. He was following Auntie around the garden, watching and "helping." As they were picking vegetables for that evening's dinner, the nephew asked, "Why do you keep your carrots in the dirt, Auntie? We keep ours in the frig,"

There's new members at DG now - I'm bringing this up so y'all can chime in! This is so funny, i laughed all over again reading these! :-D

A friend at work told me this: He caught his son(age 4)playing in the toilet and said "Jake, that is not a toy". His son very straight faced said "No, it's a toy-let"

ROFLMBO!!!!!!!! Sand, that is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL....he was half right Sand.....how imaginative!!




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I got my nickname "from the mouth of a babe." My youngest nephew, when learning to talk, couldn't say "Aunt Linda" ~ it came out "Anwinga." My older nephew said, "It sounds like he's saying 'Aunt Wingnut'!" I drive in demolition derbies, so it's stuck to this day. :-)

And yes, Darius, DOES make you think...

my brothers kids were watching a farming program while having breakfast. it was showing pigs going to the slaughter house and ending up in butcher's stores.

the oldest who is 8 said I'm never gonna eat anything from a pig again, which is fine, but she was eating bacon on toast at the time. she didnt know where bacon came from.

Mark

Last year I was trying to teach my children (boy 11, girl 9, now) what the best job would be to have when you grow up.
Well I was telling my daughter about being a Lawyer.
Katie asked how much money she would make, I told her she would make like two hundred dollars doing whatever she wanted while her Secretary typed up a letter for someone.
She looks at me and says" You mean I can sit in a hot tub with good looking men all around?"
Gahhhh!!! this girl was 8 and I'm thing Oh My Gawd,LOL.
Least she has the right idea huh,lol.