2nd round....."now what????"

ALL IN A DAYS WORK:

Three women were sitting around bragging about their children. The first one says,"Yoy know,my son, he graduated first in his class from Stanford. He is now a doctor, making $250,000 a year in Chicago."

The second woman says, "You know my son, he graduated first in his class from Harvard. He's now a lawyer, making a half million dollars a year and he lives in Los Angeles."

The last woman says, "You know my son, he never did too well in school. He never went to any university but he now makes 1 million dollars a year in New York working as a sports repairman."

The other two women ask,"What is a sports repairman."

The woman then replies, "He fixes games.......you know, hockey games, football games, baseball games......."

Ok onto Fishing now:

FISHING TERMS:

Catch and Release - A conservation motion that happens most often right before the local Fish and Game officer pulls over a boat that has caught over it's limit.

Hook - (1) A curved piece of metal used to catch fish. (2) A clever advertisement to entice a fisherman to spend his life savings on a new rod and reel. (3) The punch administered by said fisherman's wife after he spends their life savings (see also, Right Hook, Left Hook).

Line - Something you give your coworkers when they ask on Monday how your fishing went the past weekend.

Lure - An object that is semi-enticing to fish, but will drive an angler into such a frenzy that he will charge his credit card to the limit before exiting the tackle shop.

Reel - A weighted object that causes a rod to sink quickly when dropped overboard.

Rod - An attractively painted length of fiberglass that keeps an angler from ever getting too close to a fish.

School - A grouping in which fish are taught to avoid your $29.99 lures and hold out for the spam instead.

Tackle - What your last catch did to you as you reeled him in, but just before he wrestled free and jumped back overboard.

Tackle Box - A box shaped alarmingly like your comprehensive first aid kit. Only a tackle box contains many sharp objects, so that when you reach in the wrong box blindly to get a Band Aid you soon find that you need more than one.

Test - (1) The amount of strength a fishing line affords an angler when fighting fish in a specific weight range. (2) A measure of your creativity in blaming "that darn line" for once again losing the fish.

"Bubba shot the jukebox last nite........if Bubba can dance,
I can toooo..." Not much of
a crooner, but I really liked
Bubba and Einstein...hee, hee

"eyes"

Coco that was a good one lol, like it.

Oh Coco, loved the fishing terms! LOL! Gotta copy that one for the DH, Son And Grandson. Too funny!

A guy takes his girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked how she liked it? "Oh I really liked it, but I couldn't unstand why they were killing each other for 25 cents." "What do you mean?"
"Everyone kept screaming, Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"

A guy and his girlfriend are out on a golf course. He stands right next to her and behind her to help her with her swing and when he looks down, he notices that his fly is unzipped. When he zips himself up, his zipper gets caught in her skirt and neither of them can unfree the zipper. They don't know what to do since they can't move separately, so the guy decides that they should hop along together joined this way until they get to the clubhouse. The couple is making their way along the course zipped together when suddenly from behind a clump of trees a dog emerges and throws a pail of water on them.

Oh, these Texas gals are making me laugh so hard, the kids think I've lost
my sanity.....but, then some days I
could swear I have.

"eyes"
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One last one!
Sterling Marlin and Ricky Rudd go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the row boat, the truck and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. The first day they go fishing but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day and on the third. It goes on like that untill finally on the last day of their vacation, Sterling catches a fish. As they're driving home they're really depressed. Sterling turns to Ricky says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us $1500 dollars?"
Ricky says, "Wow, it's a good thing we didn't catch anymore!"

Gosh darn it! Rats! That last one was late uh "eyes"? This old computer is soooo slow! Couldn't be me right? Boy it was fun! ROTFL! Thanks, "eyes" 8-)

Just a tad. Texaslily, but we'll count it too. I think some posted on round 1,
even after the vote was over....it's all
just good fun!!

"eyes"