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snipe Burleson, TX(Zone 8a) May 11, 2007

WHEN I'M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE, LET ME!
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.

Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate.
After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right.
So some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.

Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her,
and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A grandson, who arrived late, came up to Grandma and said,
"Hi Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?"

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the grandson.
"They won't let me fart."

Don :)

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red_princess_71 Lilesville, NC(Zone 7b) May 11, 2007

LMBO!!!!

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yarapa Lick Creek, IL(Zone 6b) May 11, 2007

I met a sweet little old lady yesterday at the gas station. She was 93 years old and driving by herself pulling a small traier of furniture. Don't know where she was from but she stopped in our little southern Illinois town to gas up and had a couple more hours to go before she got to Tennesee. She was fun to talk with, bright and out going. Made my measly 61 years seem young.

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June_Ontario Rosemont, ON(Zone 4a) May 11, 2007

Snipe, that is hilarious! I can't wait to tell it to my 90-year-old ex-neighbor when I visit her at the retirement home - I just hope she doesn't have a coronary from laughing too much.

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Bettypauze Victoria Harbour, ON May 11, 2007

That's just to funny..thanks...

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