Wallaby, your fearsome fighter guards are very cute. Just so long as they can't be bribed by a simple cat treat :0)
The dawning of..........
Oh no magnolia!
The would never be lured by an inferior source of Pussy Pamper! They have their likes and I know the SECRET!
These are my LOYAL GUARDIAN ARMY. They get their regular Rum substitute treats, now why would they risk losing THAT???
PuuurrFect! NOT Defect!
Whew! You've trained them well. Looks like you're in good condition now. I was just checking.....
I will rest easier now that I see those adorable fur-persons on guarding.
Hope to see that pod swelling soon.
Crossing pincers.
O dear, that can't be right!
I worry about you people. ;) LOL
Beware all, this person called Ticker knows about the Fertiliser!
Could this concern be just a ploy designed to gain our confidence????
Could Ticker really be the one and only Chumbucket????? The mighty Romani Pard's hearty helper???
Watson, no time to rest on your, duh..........*pincers*?????? Did I hear that right????.............................
magnolia.................find Sherleft.... now!............ and see if he has pincers too!!!!!!!!!!
We could be in imperative GlorioWhatsits danger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where is that Spaceship, the PRODOFFPARD!
Maybe....just maybe.....The Romani Pard has........dare I say it......................intecepted the ship and it's crew of Pussy Protocol Paratroopers!!!!!!!!!!!
The motley crew is on their way...
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
Ye gads! They have pistols!
Not a threat at all to the Pussy Clause multi shooter weapons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They have... catnip....
Grab those clothes-pins, kitties!
StrongMan StrayPuss is no easy catch!
Just look at this fierce demeanour he displays!!!!
The Mighty Mitsi says she is not that stupid!
Awwwwwww........................Kitties!!!!!
Ahhh. Well, I feel much better now.
It would seem that potion I took before I ventured forth on this thread has done its way.
Egads, Watson! What in the heaven's name are those appendages!?
I see I have my hands full. Janet, you're still alive, thank god.
What else has happened in my absense?
Nevermind, I already read it.
At least the vacuum is at the ready.
Chumbucket? that doesn't sound good, unless you're a cat. Definately not a good thing if you're a chum or a bucket. Does Strong Man Stray Puss always give you the raspberries when you try to take his picture? LOL
He was laid out on a very hot day, tongue flopped out! The poor guy had been in a battle some time before that, had both his front legs from shoulder to elbows stripped of fur and covered in deep cuts. He was a very strong cat, had been a stray and was so skinny, he would eat a tin and a half of food, dry food, several bowls of milk a day for a long time until he fattened up, it took him a long time to settle down to less. After the battle his left ear flopped and his face seemed a little spastic on that side. I can't think it was another cat, he could beat the strongest of them, but the injury does suggest he had been kicked with hind legs, the other one must have come off just as badly but it wasn't a local cat. He does seem a bit better now but not as strong as he was.
May MightyMocha join the MightyCat Loyal Guardian Army? He never falls for the catnip trick or anything else they might have up their sleeves. He may look cute and fluffy, but he beat up a resident raccoon last July 4th. Never saw the coon again. He's ready and waiting for prowlers........
MightyMocha is most definitely welcome! We need all the MightyCats we can get!
The Loyal Guardian Army is growing in strength by the minute!
Now, Romani Pard, dare you come............come at your demise for the Powers of Pussy are unrivalled in THE KINGDOM OF THE UNITED!!!!!!
Sherleft, yes, still alive by the Grace of Watson................but Sherleft, you say you have your hands full.........full of........pincers?
The vacuum, ah yes.........the vacuum..............Hmmmmmmmm...... now WHO do we need to use that on?????????
Anybody need a charming distraction for those surly kitties? Appears very sweet and innocent but she's really a Russian spy going by the name of Katya.....
What? What, Janet? Are you saying Watson DID get the vacuum turned on?
And then fell weak?
A most terrible turn, for then theThing would be at large!
I must be sure. Vacuum turned on. Now stand near, and we will see if you are rid of it.
Ah. It is coming out.
and coming . . . .
and coming . . . .
and coming . . . .
Mary Queen of Scots! It has grown a hundred times!
I hope Watson left enough whiskey to do the job!
SWooooooooooSHSHSHSH_____________
SSSSSSiZZZZZZZZZZLL_____________
FFFSSSSTTTT
peep
I think it's done for. Nothing left but alcohol ashes.
Janet, how do you feel?
Now we only have to deal with the Amazing Pard, and oh yes ______________Watson.
But my instincts tell me that she will reconsider, now that the mutant is extinguished.
The advantage is ours. And she has no spells to quell the ferocious felines.
Now Watson. Janet, help me take him to the laboratory.
Poor Watson.................will he be allright???? How long has the Thing been in his head now???
Sherleft..........I feel something is wrong...........eeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk LOOK!!!!!!!!!! Watson's head has DOUBLED in size!!!!!!!!!!
Quick, I see something strange escaping from his nose!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RUN for your Liiiiiiiiiiiffffffffe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moby,.....quickly!!!!!!! .........we need the assistance of the Booty-full Katya.........only she will know the secrets of the Forceps of Evil!
Oh..............Sherleft................I do feel........a little.......strange...................
magnolia...............getting weak now..................ma.....make..sure.........sure.....M........Mo.........Mocha..................is guarding...the Thing!..........tell him.......not to......to.....sniff...sniff the..................................................................................................................................................
Mocha is on guard....he has brought in the MightySunny and MightyMittens, just in case some have falllllllllllllleeeeeennnnnnnnnn oooooooooofffffffffffffff. This is serious business. Now we have the team. The Mighty Cat that can take a gold tooth out of your mouth without you even knowing it. See????? Now we're safe.........
**@@&&*****subliminal kitty music**@@&&*****subliminal kitty music****
Ahhh.... come kitty kitties... come MightyMocha... come StrongMan StrayPuss..
come Mighty Mitsu... come Katya.. come board the Spaceship PRODOFFPARD.. shooosh,click. Ahhhhhh.. yes... purrrr.. purrr... hmmm, now where did I put those forcepts.....
Oh my, MightyMittens is not to be trifled with!
The devine Ms. Katya saunters through the room with that 'come hither' flick of her tail; sizing up those that may be in the grips of the Forceps of Evil. Having thoroughly studied the dark art, she can become the embodiment of such so that she may do battle. She spies something suspicious.......
Oh dear Holmes, my head is swollen beyond all reason...and whatever is all this--sniff-sniff-CATNIP doing all over the study!!????? Why do my hands look like ----O......M......G......LOBSTERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Holmes: Watson! {slap-slap} Snap out of it, man!! {slap-slap-slap} Are you alright, Watson? {slap-slap}
Yes {slap-slap} I think I am.
Well done, old boy! Then stop slapping me!
Right-o. Thank Good Queen Bess for the Kittie Patrol !!!
Teaka takes a break from all the commotion and naps in a favorite spot: her "Memaw's" dainties drawer!
All kitties of the Loyal Guardian Army are safely aboard the Spaceship PRODOFFPARD leaving behind identical android kitties having no loyalty at all... now where did I put those forceps.. OUCH DANG IT!! Chumbucket, get this thing turned around and headed back to ________, __________, Lincoln UK. Our evil doings are not over yet... The UGO has been very effective but there are still hurdles to, a, you know, hurdle for lack of a better word. Cap'n Slappy, go feed the kitties. AND WHATEVER YOU DO, JUST DON'T TURN OFF THE SUBLIMINAL KITTY MUSIC.
All that slapping was quite enjoyable. Janet, you are merely having a natural reaction to the loss of, for the lack of a better word, symbiote. Watson, well, just pull it together.
I feared the Pard would have more up her sleeve. So Maček, Mačka an Mutsi are already on their way. They are supercats from Slovenia. I have worked with them before. And unless the Pard can speak Kontek she can have no influence on them. They will arrive soon.
Aaaah, convulsions have gone..............................but........ wait a minute!
Could this be endosymbiosis??????????
{The biologist Lynn Margulis, famous for the work on endosymbiosis, contends that symbiosis is a major driving force behind evolution. She considers Darwin's notion of evolution, driven by competition, as incomplete, and claims evolution is strongly based on co-operation, interaction, and mutual dependence among organisms. According to Margulis and Sagan (1986), "Life did not take over the globe by combat, but by networking." As in humans, organisms that cooperate with others of their own or different species often outcompete those that don't.}
Does this mean DOOM for THE KINGDOM OF THE UNITED as we now know it????????????
Watson, you must start a crash course of the language Kontek for yourTeaka IMMEDIATELY!!!! Tell Teaka there is no time to rest on her dainties!!!!!!!!!!
We must find a way of recognising the REAL Loyal Guardian Army of Pussy Purrrrfects!!! Does anyone know what we need to look for?????
As feared, The Mighty Romani Pard HAS intercepted the spaceship PRODOFFPARD!!!!!!!!!!!
How can this be, WHO gave Command to that Forceps-Finesse-Feline-Flummoxing-Flaunting-Floosie?????
It MUST be the person called Ticker!!!!!! The Romani Pard's hearty helper aka Chumbucket!!!!!!!!!!
Time to put my Space Telescope into action! Sherleft, Watson, you must be vigilant! I will be on 24 hour watch for the intecepted Spacecraft.................DON'T let the side down at this crucial moment!
Sherleft..........you may contact me via the SECRET communications system, let me know when the Secret Slovenia Supercats arrive!
Watson............your Lobster hands are there for a purpose..........you have been given the power of the Almighty LobLob......................That is, you can LOB those enemies away to the far ends of the Universe, where they will never again cause Trouble!!!!!!! Don't let us down!!!!!!!!!!!
You may be right Janet, perhaps I should delay my attention to Watson.
His pincers may come in handy.
At least his head has returned to normal. Iwill mix another batch of potion to be on the ready.
By the way, that was a most excellent use of F-words.
Do you see that in the sky? Is it a falling star, a comet?
What do you see in your telescope:
I'll wager it is the spaceship's demise.
With the ship's infrastructure in ruins, the kitty subliminals cease. Your felines are free!
I say, a bit of bad luck for the Flummoxing Flaunting Floosie.
Ahhh! Chumbucket! We have fooled them with our flaky aluminum chaff. They think we are done for. Good!! Slappy-- initiate that universal language decoder/translater and keep the kitty subliminal music going. Those fancy slovenic kitties are no challenge to us!!! Ok... purrrrrr purrrrrr...... The invincible cloaking devise is enabled..... They can no longer see us...
But the Slovenian Supercats can still see you. It is true you had launched a decoy,
but Mačka tells me your ship has been damaged beyond repair in your planned explosion.
She senses your sublime collection of musical notes is no longer effective for feline mastery.
(this really is becoming a never ending story)
Watson...........don't let them know you are waiting in your Invisible Floosie Busting Spacecraft! Keep it quiet, turn the turbo-drives low, just enough to hold your Craft within watching distance.
Be ready Dear Watson, for this may be your finest hour..............and be ready with your Space Lob Extender....
Quietly does it now.......that's it .......closing in now..........careful..........and Dear Watson, be ready with the Purrrfect Pussy Pole Protector...............we don't want to harm our Loyal Guardian Army.............can you hear me Watson.......
The arrival of Sherleft and his friends is imminent...........remember Watson..........we are here ready to help...........be brave Dear Watson............we know you can do it...........the code of the 6F's won't be expecting you................
I say! What is that I can see!!!!! ................Watson!............My Dear Watson..............can you hear me??????????
The Super Slovene Trio has arrive. Maček and Mačka tell me Watson is fine.
Although Maček, well, he's a bit apprehensive about those pincers that Watson has.
Thank The Holy Stars for that!
Poor Macek...................didn't you know he had already had his visit to the unmalestification unit?
Bad memories for him, Sherlock you must give Macek all the support he needs...........he is a brave Slovak Slinky Slurper!
Chumbucket-- time to enter the space warp wormhole, you know, the one that comes out right under W's greenhouse. Slappy, are we the only sane ones here? Chum-- grab the glorywhatsit upon arrival. Leave behind (discreetly camoflauged of course) a few UGOs to carry on future missions..... What? No, they are preprogramed. W will never find them in that green mess...
Alert! Alert!!!!!
The Anti-Space-warp-Wormhole detector is sounding alarms!!!!!!
Sherleft.......be on the ready..............wake up Sherleft, this is no time to nap!
Watson! Watson! Do you hear me Watson! Act NOW
Good job Chum... the glorywhatsit is safe and secure and we are on our way. Our Anti-Anti Space-warp Wormhole detector has detected their Anti-Space-warp Wormhole detector. Ahh so unfortunate for those poor little earthlings... Their Anti-Space-warp Wormhole detector has.... detected our decoy Spacewarp wormhole! We have safely escaped!!! Cap'n Slappy break out that rum! We are celebrating our success! Chum-- did you remember to trade out the android kitties with the Loyal Guardian Army? It's the least we can do and we need the androids for future excursions....
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
Little does the Floosie Pard know..............the GlorioWhatsits has been substituted for a very good look-alike!!!!
AND we have our Loyal Guardian Army back in good health!
The trickster has been out-tricked!
heheheheheheeehhehehehehehe............we have a secret....................heheheheheheheheheheh
Guess? Come on you Floosie, GUESS??
Hohhohohohohohohohohohohho!!!!!!! That GlorioWhatsits Look-alike has been doused with a most serious.........wouldn't you like to know!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, tell me so I can come up with my next lines. We can take this to Hollywood and it be greater than "The Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"
http://www.killertomatoes.com/mainFlash.asp
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