Many of you probably don't know this disturbing bit of background about Equil. I found it accidentally while researching one of my favorite trees, and I guess it's time to share it here with everyone so you'll all know to give her a little slack when she acts in a peculiar manner sometimes -- she really has overcome a lot to be here with us.
Equil was born in a little Middle-Eastern sheikdom called Al Bizim. Its contributions to world culture included Pink Floyd and the original pink Flamingo. The national drink was pink lemonade, always drunk with a raised pinkie. Its borders were patroled by retired Pinkerton agents driving pink Cadillacs.
Sadly, it no longer exists -- the population crashed below critical mass when Equil moved away. The sheik then committed suicide with a pinking shears, and the place was conquered by Romulus and Rhamnus. Funny thing, it never was big enough to appear on any map. But the tiniest bits of it affect its former residents like Kryptonite affects Superman. The legend says that any former citizen of Al Bizim is driven to destroy all traces of it before they are brought to their knees by its strange power over them.
So when she misses DG threads, slams her hands in her car door, breaks her shovel handles, breaks various bones, rants about beautiful innocent trees, loses all of the wire flags marking her new plantings, etc., we all need to realize that she's still giving it everything she's got and we should show a little patience!
Guy S.