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Tir_Na_Nog Houston, United States(Zone 9b) Jun 13, 2006

Fitness Philosophy

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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.She's 97 now & we don't know where the heck she is!

The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up?

I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

I don't jog...it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

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Tir_Na_Nog Houston, United States(Zone 9b) Jun 13, 2006

Why, why, Tell me WHY

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Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?


Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?


If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?


If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?


Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?


Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?


Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?


Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?


Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?


Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?


Why is it call "after dark" when it really is "after light" ?


Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?


Why are a 'wise man' and a 'wise guy' opposites?


Why do 'overlook and 'oversee' mean opposite things?


Why is phonics not spelled the way it sounds?


If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?


If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?


Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?


Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?


How come abbreviated is such a long word?


Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?


Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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Tir_Na_Nog Houston, United States(Zone 9b) Jun 13, 2006

Neat mind reader test....

http://www.19.5degs.com/element/235.php#Mindreader

This message was edited Jun 12, 2006 11:54 PM

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leaflady Hughesville, MO(Zone 5a) Jun 13, 2006

Thanks, these are so good that I printed them out. Sometimes we really don't think about what we are saying.

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