The "Pank"wall!

Ashdown, AR(Zone 8a)

Here in Arkansas,this color is refered to as "Pank". The "mantel" on the wall is an old bed headboard I snagged from someone's trash...and a bunch of old picture frames I painted other wild colors and I hung $store ornaments in, as art. Wished the chairs had of been in veiw. Legs of each are different colors(purple,yellow and seafoam green) w/ lime green seat cushions and backs painted and stenciled in country prim.

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Eatonton, GA(Zone 8b)

Hey Y'All, now I thank that there wall is rite purdy painted Pank!!!! ( Accent!!!! Whut Accent!)

Hulbert, OK(Zone 7a)

Pank, LOL...I didn't get it the first time. Now I do.

Too cute!

Ashdown, AR(Zone 8a)

Eufaula,
Axsent? Dohn' here no axsent!*G*

wuvie,
Aw com'on now! Surely someone from OK would understand what Arkansas Pank is...LOL

P

Hulbert, OK(Zone 7a)

Red, perhaps if I were born here, but I'm originally from New York.

LOL

I still have issues with pin, pen and pan.
They all sound the same around here.

Pee-yun.
Pee-yun and Pay-yun.

Starkville, MS

bigred - I *love* the colors, and the headboard shelf is just perfect. BUT, I have to confess - as the picture was down loading (dialup here) I saw, what for all the world, looked like the top of a frog head with the big google eyes staring at me! LOL I promise you, once the whole picture loaded, it was a beautiful sight, but it took a bit to get the google frog eyes out of my head.

Seriously, I love your color choices. They just sing spring and good times! Keep up the colorful work! There ain't nothin' like "pank" to cheer the heart and soul. ('cept maybe a "tar"planter or two along the drive)
ginni

KC Metro area, MO(Zone 6a)

tgif... I saw the frog head too!!! I will never look at the picture the same again.

Pleasureville, KY(Zone 6a)

Am I too far north to understand "pank"?

Ashdown, AR(Zone 8a)

wuvie,
well, that would explain why you didn't understand "pank". But now I'm saying pin,pen and pan to myself,trying to hear what your hearing. Of course since I'm not saying it in a natural way,I'm probably not saying it like I normally would and don't hear the"yun".

tgif,
had to go back on look at pic to see the frog...LOL...your right and that angel wing begonia on the shelf to the right looks like eyelashes.

I decorated that wall last christmas with a huge wreath but darned if I know how I'll decorate that "pank" this christmas. I do have some beaded fruit ornaments in jewel tones.....hmmmm?

defocat,
think Tommy Lee Jones in "Man of the House" and his "happy face"....hope you saw that movie or you won't get it.

P

Eatonton, GA(Zone 8b)

Hey Y'All, now wait a minute here! dit'n y'all know that if yall come from the south there arent any One syllable words!!!

KC Metro area, MO(Zone 6a)

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hulbert, OK(Zone 7a)

Eufala,

Oh my, isn't that the truth?

They even add letters where they were not before:

Warshing machine

Hubby amuses me with his use of certain phrases.
For example, when someone is constipated, he refers to
it as "Stove up". Stove up???






KC Metro area, MO(Zone 6a)

Stove up? Where in the world does he get that from?

KC Metro area, MO(Zone 6a)

Got it!! Filling up the wood stove. It is an old fashioned saying. I was thinking a cooking stove. Now I get it.

Las Cruces, NM(Zone 8a)

OK now y'all asked for it.

"My my my, jes lookathere at them cullars! Ah swear that there pank wall is purdier'n a speckled pup. Why it's even purdier'n a red heiffer in a flower bed! An whoooeee...that there ideer of stickin that bedstead up thar is jest plain slicker'n deer guts on a doorknob!"

Actually you need to say "bayadstayad" instead of bedstead, and "rayad" instead of red, but I didn't think it would be understandable to folks who don't speak this language.

My sincere apologies to anti-hunters. My husband is from Alabama and we lived in Texas for over 20 years, so we are fluent!

Fortuna, CA

Now you have answered a question about where my new neighbors are from! They have a PANK dresser the want to repaint to a lighter Pank shade...

Ashdown, AR(Zone 8a)

When I say I'm "all stove up" I mean I can't move...because I over did exercising or something like that. ...or when I've sat too long the wrong way and can't move fast.

My favorite saying is from my Mom" Happier than a dead pig in sunshine"although I don't know why a pig would be happy dead in sun or shade nor anyone around it being happy it's dead laying up in the sun for any length of time.


oldmudhouse...*Snicker*

NW Qtr, AR(Zone 6a)

.. big-red ..

If I may .. ? ..
(I shall kindly remove my post, later - should you desire - with no problem)

Furst off .. I wunna letchall know .. 'at tares some distink difernce atwinst bein' frum tha deep south, and bein' frum tha hills o'summa them parts of tha same south.

Yep'ms ..
I agree, bigred .. 'stove up', is when yore hurtin' & sore, and fur too much .. to try ta move atall.

BUT .. Wuvie, thank 'at purt near all of usn's'd hurd tell of bein 'backed up' a bit .. and needin' a good dose of caster oil ever now & agin. Corse, if'n a body had dere druthers, and as thangs wuz way back then - it'da been x-lax fer tha perfer'd alixer. But, town was too fer. (and it wuldnt 'round then neether!) And ever naybor in hollerin' range of ye - jes had more caster oil! Dang'd if you do; dang'd if ya don't, back then. But .. when ya a body hadda cauze fer needin tha caster oil; use'ly meanin', that ya culdn't! .. LOL ..

Luv'at 'ar new wall .. mite fancy shade of paynk ya got 'ere, red !!

Now, 'lessen I've done up and miss'd it - haint no body sayd nuthin', ner axed 'bout 'at 'ere big ol straw bayskit cover'd over in 'at playstik stuff neether. So heuh I go .. What in tarnation was a goin' on 'ar, at tis 'ticlar time innywayz -?- Wuzzit 'roun Easter time, or sumthin' -?- Whies 'at thang so big inna furst place -?- And what in tarnayshun is 'em 'ere to gals tryin' to pick up 'at big ol hevvy thang fer no ways-?-

(tsk, tsk) olmudhouse ... Imma bout plum shamed o'ya now. Ever body knows how ya spill 'em 4 leg'd payschure vermin that a body eether eats the meat of 'em or fetches tha milk from. Itz a heffer!! Haint from 'round heuh r ye!?! B'sides .. ya oughta not be tryin to take tha fun out'in it fer the rest of 'em .. widja tryin' to tranfer tha meanin' lik'at. But ... 'ar sho' nuff haint no 'mount a r-guuin' widja about tha sillabulizin' of the bayadstayad!! And jes like you done sayd .. tis a plum dandy ideer of stikin' it up on 'at wall like 'at too. (hee)

Heck, bigred .. we wanna see 'at 'ere resta tha stuff you done up and minshuned too!! I mean, if'n ya haint mindin' nun, postin' more pitters.

I'm all dun now.


Would like to see some more of the 'shtuffs' you've put together tho'. Really do like your lil project and how it turned out.

((huggerooners))

- Magpye

KC Metro area, MO(Zone 6a)

ROTFL!!!!!! ROTFL!!!! ROTFL!!!!

Ashdown, AR(Zone 8a)

Magpye,
Whew! I'm bern 'n raised up in arekinsaw and I purt ner didn't figure out about a third of dat....ROTFL

Since I don't have a digital camera,I'm now getting all my pix delveloped on disc until such time Santa deems me having been a good girl so I can get new computer with all the bells and whistles. Just picked up last pix I took from Wally World but haven't figured out how to down(or is it up?)load them onto the computer yet.

P

Eatonton, GA(Zone 8b)

Wellllll, Bless yoah harhts, I guess this poah little 'ole gal got sumthin stahted! I juest dawn know why Y'all would think we all Have little 'ole aksents!

KC Metro area, MO(Zone 6a)

Accents? Whatcha talking about? I can read ya'll jsut fine and could probably understand ya'll just fine in person too!! And i'm not southern... by ya'll's standards anyways. Not yankee and not southern. Oh well. LOL

Deep East Texas, TX(Zone 8a)

Pank is definitely purdier than yaller. Had a friend whose child got a bad grade for spelling "yaller" literally when the teacher pronounced it that way. This thread is so funny I almost "drapped ma teeth on the flow laughing!"
Thanks BigRaid!

Auburn, AL(Zone 8a)

Ok I must be a major redneck cause I understood it all and I'm with Mag I wanna know what the basket of goodies was for?

KC Metro area, MO(Zone 6a)

We should rename this thread the Redneck thread!! And what about a Redneck Forum? LOL And I wanna know about the goodies too!!

Ashdown, AR(Zone 8a)

The basket was put together by my garden club. Merchandise was donated by club and local businesses. We collected donation on chances to win. Basket had tons and tons of gardening goodies and was valued over $200.00. Proceeds to be used for garden clubs city beautification projects.

P

KC Metro area, MO(Zone 6a)

Cool! Hope it was enjoyed.

Sequim, WA(Zone 8a)

Hi y'all! Just found this thread, and after 13 years of living in the US I can finally say I understood half of what y'all wrote! The very first time I met a gentleman from the south, I caught "Bob", "Texas" and "Howdy". Before I moved to the US from Europe (Norway) I really thought I had a good grasp of the English language, guess again! Keep up the "redneck" thread, it is hilarious! And I want to add that Pank is mighty purdy! (yaller?? OMG)!!! ROTFL

Midway, TX(Zone 8b)

Heck I understood every word! Pank is reel purdy! I shore have enjoyed this thraid. lol
Lin

KC Metro area, MO(Zone 6a)

Keep it up, keep it up!! Keep on rolling, keep on rolling!! LOL. I'm having a grand ol' time reading all this.

Lamar, AR(Zone 7b)

Oh my gosh I'm glad I found this thread. I'm about to scream I'm laughing so hard! I'm originally from AR (Deer) and miss them thar hills tremendously. Sometimes I revert & get caught saying things about my purty yaller flares, needing to arn my clothes & making sure the tars aren't flat on my bike!

Eatonton, GA(Zone 8b)

Now Y'all, Be Good! Y'all know we'uns are the mos' sof' hahted people in the whorul!!!
I heard the other day that we can turn even the mos' awful comment into a sweet thought!

like: "Did you know that there Son of a Biscuit, that moved in over Yonder ,near that there Yaller Bellied SapSucker? Bless his Heart!"

Lamar, AR(Zone 7b)

ROFL

KC Metro area, MO(Zone 6a)

With ya there Cambium!!!

Watseka, IL(Zone 5a)

LOL!! Gudness Greyshus, ya'll aint fruhm Chi caugh geeY aar ya!! LOL!

Ya'll know what the gangs upa yar and the gangs in them thar hills have in c'mon?






Nuthing much but a pile of shotguun shells unner the Christmas tree. Sum is spent but sum aint, but thar be a pile of them unner thar fur shure!

P, luv that that PANK!

Carrollton, OH(Zone 6a)

I tu iz a redneck..............ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

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Carrollton, OH(Zone 6a)

Y'all ain't no rednack lessun yu ave yo hubby dig a hole fo a pond wit a shovl en mid summr dat yu put yo old satlight dish en ,an put a box fan en frunt of im so he kan be cul.

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Lee's Summit, MO(Zone 6a)

Peggy, you are a hoot!

Henderson, NC(Zone 7b)

Have never said this before but...ROFLMAO....This has to be the funniest thread on DG. I understood it, but sure cannot speak it. GREATTTTTTTTTT.

Ashdown, AR(Zone 8a)

Well,doncha'll folks in NC hav uh axscent too? *BGG*

Peggy

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