Slump Down In Your Chair & Tell Me All About It..... Part 4

So would DH. Poor thing would not like the remarks about his Fat and sassy wife in a red thong.

I'll just keep it on my head to save the embarassment to him .....and me. Plus all the Paramedics needed for all the other people traumatized by this. lol

Blessings,
Sandy ^8^

Me?? Red Thongs... maybe on my head as a sweat band. lol lol ROTFLOL

But if lightening got me and the paramedics saw my sweat band, they would probably just take me to Western Tennesssee Mental Hopsital instead of the regular hospital, they're not far apart. lol lol

Judy

bet you'd really get their attention if the t-back was made of rhinstones? ....

With the size of my behinder they wouldn't see the rhinestones the first thought would be
well lets just say it would be cover that with a wide load sign if one can be made to fit that. ROTFLOL. I would ROTFLMHO but it never comes off so why bother?

Well it would be room and board. Maybe they could room us together. Boy wouldn't they have a job ahead of them.
Not enough electricity to give me enough shock treatment to sanity. I am having too much fun.

Blessings,
Sandy ^8^

Judy, if you still have that thorn try putting some tape (preferably white medical tape due to it's stickyness, but most any tape will probably work) and let it sit on there for a couple hours. With any luck it will take the thorn out for you.

Diann

It turned out to be an insect bite, but thanks for the tip, I'm always getting a splinter or thorn stuck in me. I never thought to try medical tape... I pick some up to have on hand.

Thanks again....

Duct tape is better, although not nearly as attractive. Works for stingers from bees too if you can stand to touch the bite/sting. And everybody has duct tape! LOL

I read that if you put glue on it, let it dry, then peel it off, it will bring whatever is stuck in there with it. Sounds like it would be easier than trying to push down on it with tape. I just use the old "pick at it with a needle" method. OUCH!
Pati

Good ole Elmers glue, would do!!!

Judy your'e a poet !

yes i heard about glue yrs. ago i forget though and dig at it.

rotfl and cackling out loud............Yep, you just can't squirt a little glue on there....you have to feel like you are doing something and that it needs to hurt and you need to pick at it and have an excuse to cry once in a while. Oh wait, we weren't talking about me...................

:^))))

I HATE being pricked by a needle!!!! Anything but a needle!!!

Judy