A bit of humour

Funny signs read at different locations:


Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS.

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEPLADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.

In another one:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS.

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR
FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR -
THE BELL DOESN'T WORK.)

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I think that the above may bring a smile to your face!

Those are good!! LOL!

tee hee!!!!!

LOL

I got a giggle myself the other day from a roll of paper towels! There were pictures of garden things like watering cans, little trowels, pictures of seed packets, etc. I got my laugh when I noticed one of the seed packages was Potato seeds. :)

I actually saw this sign on a lawn in Hill, NH. It read: 'PRIVATE SIGN DO NOT READ'

Ha, Ha, Ha!

LOL I saw a funny Candid Camera where they made a stores windows all white except for a small hole. They hanged a sign by that one piece of clean glass that said "Do Not Look". Guess how many people stopped to look?? Almost all of them! LOL

These are great. There is an empty lot near us, where a sign is posted saying "Post no signs".

We have a place nearby where the sign in the yard says:

Free gophers, you pick.

For years, I've said I was going to take a picture of these billboards, signs, etc. for Tattoo Charlies in Louisville and send to The Tonight Show. Their motto is "Tattoos While You Wait."

Now people, maybe I'm missing something here (?), but if I were to ever get a tattoo (which will never happen while I'm alive and breathing), it would be impossible for me doing anything other than wait....hmmm!!!!

:p Kathy