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Elena Middle, TN(Zone 6b) Nov 06, 2003

1. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

2. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

3. The early bird still has to eat worms.

4. The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them.

5. Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

6. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

7. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

8. My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what he said.

9. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

10. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

11. Brain cells come and brain cells go but fat cells live forever.

12. Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building?


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ginlyn Harford County, MD(Zone 6b) Nov 06, 2003

That certainly is food for thought, isn't it Elena...

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Amaryllisgal High Springs, FL(Zone 8b) Nov 06, 2003

LOL! I especially like #6.

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leaflady Hughesville, MO(Zone 5a) Nov 07, 2003

Thanks. The first 1/2 of #9 explains why our prisons are so full! I enjoyed them all tho.

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Elena Middle, TN(Zone 6b) Nov 07, 2003

You are right leaflady. Glad you enjoyed them.

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Zanymuse Scotia, CA(Zone 9b) Nov 07, 2003

If The Pledge od Alligence is not allowed in school because it refers to God and our children must not be exposed to it, does that mean we should not give them any money that say's IN GOD WE TRUST on it?

That could save parents a bundle!

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Elena Middle, TN(Zone 6b) Nov 07, 2003

Good one Zany! Too late for me to save money though as mine are all "growd up".

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Zanymuse Scotia, CA(Zone 9b) Nov 08, 2003

Mine are all grown now too, but they are still expensive and the grandkids can drain a wallet in 2 seconds flat!

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Elena Middle, TN(Zone 6b) Nov 08, 2003

Yep, Zany, grandkids are money drainers also. What better way to spend money though?

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eyesoftexas Toadsuck, TX(Zone 7a) Nov 12, 2003

Now I can really relate to #5.......and that would explain just about all of the rest of 'em!!!

"eyes"

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gardenwife Newark, OH(Zone 5b) Nov 12, 2003

Oh, these are good! #7 made me laugh aloud.

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