I have decided....

Molly what do you mean you wish you could make it to the Ky RU? I thought you were going to be there???

You got a deal Ponditis, I will be sending that SASE soon. Do you think that Sneaky EEVIL Molly is trying to fool me by saying she's not coming only to show up with the whole darn Fire dept???

TC I hope you have a wonderful time there.

Nope no kidding here...The KY round up is a bit too far for this ole GA Gal to go! I am however attending the GA round up next month, if ya wanna come there...I can bring the fire hose! LOL

Lol now that one is just a bit far from here, don't think I will be making it.
So I guess its back to our cyber water battles and mud slinging. lol.

AAAAAAAAATTTTTTAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Ha ha ha hahahahahah Molly you thought you could just get away from this fight with faking it that you were going to see Wind soon. NICE TRY GIRL but you gotta work harder at getting around a Ponditis. HA Gotcha good.

Wind, her hair is dripping all over the place now and the mud she is in is soooo deep that it will take her a while to find her shoes to chase us. Lets go have some pizza while we wait.

say CHEESE Molly.

:P HELP!!!! I think I have a suction going, if I pull my legg out my shoes come off! I need a rope! Someone throw me a rope hurryyyy This mud is getting cold!
Ya'll let me out of here!!!!! I promise to be good no fingers crossed ya just gotta let me outta here...this isn't fair... O wait there is the end of my water hose...if I could just reach the end of it I can pull myself out arrrrrggggggggmmmmmmmmmmm Ahhhhh yes, I'm out but a little muddy and shoesless but I got tough feet....I can rinse off now brrrrrrrrrrrr this water is colder than the mud was...but o well Ya'll better watch out now!!!!!!!

I'll rinse ya Molly! SPLOOOSSSHHHHH... Heheheheheh You are back stuck in the mud again and now I have your hose too. *Giggle* *snicker* *snork*

Help!!!!!!
Help!!!!! Please someone help me outta this mud! Throw me a rope or something please!

Hey Ponditis it sure is fun watching her wiggling around in the mud, do you think this is bringing back memories of her childhood when she use to play in the mud?

See Molly thats what cha get for selling wolf tickets. Wait a minute! I can put some perfume in there with ya so you'll feel like your getting one of those expensive Hollywood Mud Baths, its all free, complements of you gradening friends *giggle, giggle.

smmmmmmm nooooooooo Don't add perfume!! It will never over power the smell of this goat dung! Mixing them 2 smells together will surely make me sickly.
What do I have to do to get out of here?? All I did was squirt ya'll with the water hose and threw a couple of mud balls.......ya'll done worse than that and ya'll ain't sittin in this stinky ole mud hole! Whats up with that?

Shhhhhhh Wind...if ya let me outta here, we can throw Ponditis in here and let her see how the mud feels! Come on....please???? My skin is starting to wrinkle(worse than normal!!) My fingers look like prunes!! Come on please??

Molly my dear I don't trust ya, I hate to say it but me thinks that you would throw me and Ponditis in as soon as you got out.

Tell ya what I will do....after we have left and gone home we will call someone to come and get you out, how's that?

Ponditis she is trying to trick me but I remembered what you said about her being sneaky, I almost fell for it.

good for you Wind. With wind and pond we should be able to keep her there till we get away from her far enough that she doesn't boot us in when she gets out. She will be headed for a long hot shower with some really good soap to get that all off and we will too. But I am really used to it since I OWN the billy goat and he is sooooo friendly this time of year. lol

Well? Shall we get out of here and let her get out? Or should we keep her in there for another day or two?

Well, I don't know...hmmmm(scratching my head) after all she did start the water and mud fight.

I think we should go home, get cleaned up, then go back and act as if we don't know her.
We can call the men in the white coats to haul her off for observation, that way we won't have to worry about her getting us back for a couple of days.....what do you think?

Yay!!! (was the spanking I threatened wasnt it wind,hehe.) Paddle gets them everytime! ;')

You just might be right.

Hmmmm I think that is a really good idea, Wind. That way she will get the treatment that she needs for her hose anger management.

:( Ya'll are just plain out mean :P IF I remember correctly....WIND started the water fight on the 13th and Miss POND came along on the 14th and started helping her out! You BOTH got me FIRST! All I said was "Who am I gonna have water gun fights with if she leaves?"

You both are twisting the truth....Did Pond bribe you with her fudge?????
Someone will come along shortly and help me out...I'm sure someone out there will trust me, and might even help me hunt you both down!
I never leave home without my trusty water cannons so therefore I can make a mud puddle anywhere I want...so ya better start hiding! No wait in fact I will go ahead and load up one of these cannons with some of this stinky muddy water and that way you both will know what it is like to be stuck smelling sooooo bad!

WELL! I NEVER!!!! Pond how could she say such bad things about her best friends that was only trying to give her a Hollywood style mud bath for free?
Well this will be the last time I try to do something nice for her.

Pssst Pond, if you will get your fire dept and I get mine we can wash her out of the mud with our water hoses then the call the men in white.

Here comes the men in white, won't let you remember, here comes the men in white..ah, ah,ha. what thought you saw you didn't see, we're here for your protection, so don't jeer us but cheer us (back ground ) here come the men in white galaxy defenders,here comes the men in white won't let you remember (singing to the tune of the men in black)

crying PLEASE O PLEASE Don't send me away!

Pond, if you have one ounce of love for me....you wont let her do this to me!!!!!!!! I begg of you!!!!!

Well, Miss Molly. If I DO let you go and not let the men in white take you away then what do I get out of this? I can be bribed but it has to be a really GOOD bribe.


(Shhhhh wind, she doesn't realize that the muddy water will fill up her nozzle with muck and not allow her to squirt us anyway.)

Hmmmmm I think it is time to make some fudge for the fall weather. Can't let it get cold without some good candy for energy.

All I have to offer is a HUGE Bear Hug!! AFTER I get clean that is... I wouldn't hug you and get you all dirty. I promise to be good, I'll even hand over my muddy water filled cannon to you to do with it as you wish.

The Wind has turned against me, so you are my last hope.
I thought you and I were better friends that this??
Please??

Oh well! I was just about to let you out until you said I turned against you, wouldn't want to disappoint cha.

What do you think Pond, should we let her out? You know I won't be back here until Monday so I will leave it up to you to decide while I'm gone.

Molly if Pond does let you out and you squirt me when I get back, I will send for the Men In White(they are my buddies) so you better be good.

O:)

Welllllllllllllllllll maybe I can let you out of there but you have to promise me that you will meet me on MSN messenger for a LONNNNNNGGGG talk soon. And hand over all your water guns, hoses, water trucks, and anything else that you can get someone wet or muddy or dirty with. Then I might just let you out of there. And send you some fudge too.

Ok I give! I'll try meeting you on MSN asap too.
:)

Fudge will get you to listen to me every time! Won't it? giggle

See you know me very well!!! LOL
I can't seem to get a IM to ya :( I'm trying to find the d/load that I had on my puter before. If I do I will IM ya.

ok. You have to behave yourself if you want any fudge. I got you over a barrel now. lololol

long as there ain't no mud in that barrel! LOL I'm sooooo glad to be out of that mud hole! Finally got a shower and got all washed up and smell alot better than a while ago!

I think you missed a ton of mud behind your ears and all that between your toes is growing some flowers now.

Hey we could patent that couldn't we? For folks that have smelly feet? LOL That'd be cool!
But naaa I had to go back and wash it all off, cause it was making my feet sore and couldn't even hear outta my right ear!
Ahhhh yes sparkling clean and smellin like a rose!

A rotten rose maybe?

:P Meanie!

Ok I'm back, now I see Pond has let you out...are you going to be nice or naughty?

Nice...what else would I be??? I have flat learned my lesson on this one!
No more water guns for me..............
note to self......find something else to use instead of water gun...thinking of jello cut into squares.....that wouldn't hurt too bad when ya get hit up side the head with it! LOL

FOFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Molly, you are a NUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WB Wind. I finally got her to behave for a few minutes but she still hasn't met me on Messenger. Claims it is too hard to install. I don't think she loves me anymore. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwawawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Girl you know I DO!!!! Better get those crazy thoughts outta your head now! or else I'm gonna throw some jello balls at you! LOL

Yah suuurrreeee you betcha. I only want lime or lemon jello balls. None of those fake red fruit jellos for this girl. lol

Open WIDE!!! You better hope you catch it in your mouth! Or else it'll splat you in the face! Taking aim now........
are ya ready?? here goes...........whoooooshhh

Well alrighty then! Jello cubes is it....hmmmm now what can I come up with????
Aw yes I've got it, mashed potatoes! Yes thats it, I think that mashed potatoes would work out fine, once they hit cha head they stick.

SPLAT!!!! Got cha right in the kisser, run Pond before she gets her jello.