On a lighter note,:D.

Crossville, TN(Zone 7a)

I've decided to bottle my toots and sell them on E-bay.
Yes yes, I know what you are thinking.

"Amazing Jocie toots! What a glorious thing to own!"

After seeing the battered bra on ebay that is going for over $150.00, I figured, hey a real live toot should bring in alot of sales!

I will eventually expand my "snif a toot" sales to,
Squishy Snot Rags and let us not forget the, Floss a` Hair.
Floss a` Hair will be a piece of my very own hair coated in your choice of,toothy coke goo,Koolaide goo and my personal favourite, cigarette coke combo goo!

Now now, dont get too excited yet,there's more!

If you act now I'll throw in a used toe jam picker!

To forego the ebay legalities you can own any or all of these great products by sending $29.95 to my new store,

"Jocies Homemade Jocie Goo!"

Act now, supplies are running out!

Buhahahhaha....I will be a millionaire!

(ack, you're still here?!...............)

*eases to the door,hiding all the money orders in her pocket*

Spring Hill, FL(Zone 9a)

I think it was was P.T. Barnum who said "theres a sucker born every minute". E-Bay is just taking advantage of that fact!

Crossville, TN(Zone 7a)

:D......hey kikisdad, wanna buy something your friends would envy?
LOL!!!!!

San Leandro, CA(Zone 9b)

Are toots what I think they are? LOL

Crossville, TN(Zone 7a)

hehe yup, they are. me and my gassy self! LOL :))

Scotia, CA(Zone 9b)

Please remember us poor folks when you start rollin in the dough from your auction! It never ceases to amaze me what people will find to waste hard earned money on.

Crossville, TN(Zone 7a)

hehe, oh ill send you each and everyone a special homemade present! LOL

Scotia, CA(Zone 9b)

UHHH...errr...ummmm....that's ok....really! You shouldn't bother.... :~)

Crossville, TN(Zone 7a)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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