Where's all the good men? :(

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crimsontsavo Crossville, TN(Zone 7a) Sep 02, 2003

I've been searching for you.

I looked under that rock in the back yard.
All I found was a slimy slug.

I called up a tree with hope in my voice.
A bird pooped on me in return.

I followed you around the mall.
You called the cops.

I went to the "make a man" bakery.
Unfortunately, I added Least instead of Yeast, and got a man that wasnt whole. :(.

I've tried and tried and tried.
Yet it seems you're always out of reach.:((.

I watch all the people, they seem so happy with love.
And I sigh.

I'm not that ugly, not a model, but still...

I have talents like the next girl...and I aint really that mean.

Now I'm sitting here moping, scratchin` my head and askin`.

Am I gonna have ta move all the way to Alaska, before I find a good one?!

Grr.. "jedi mind trick to get a good man."

That's okay my sweet....I'm a patient hunter...I'll just sit here and stalk....er....I mean watch...for you.:D.

LOL. Really, where are all the good men?!
I'm sick of wading through all the rejects.
Someone send me their son or sumpin, :((.
(j/k)..I'd rather have your brother. :));).

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Zanymuse Scotia, CA(Zone 9b) Sep 02, 2003

LOL my son's are taken and my DH is not gonna get rid f me this easy! But patience, and when you least expect it a
good man will show up at your door.....selling something no doubt!

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crimsontsavo Crossville, TN(Zone 7a) Sep 03, 2003

LOL zany, thanks!

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