While Lupy and I was at the fair and of course we had to go see the pig races. It was my first time seeing them race so I couldn't wait to see it. With camera in hand and at the ready I heard the announcer calling out the pigs names, Jane Manspig, Marilyn Monpig and so on. He then ask for four kids that would be the ones cheering their pig on,which were numbered 1-4, to the finish line and the winner would get a blue ribbon and a badge stating their pig won.
Well needless to say the little kids started to scream to be picked and were chosen...the race was off. I never laughed so hard in my life, it was the cutest thing I have ever saw. The race ring wasn't that long and shaped in a oblong cicrle because the poor little pigs wouldn't have made it in a long dash race, a very shot race indeed.
When the pig won the little boy went up to get his ribbon and other prize just a smiling with everyone clapping for him, he did get a little red face.
Well they had another race just like this one but when they started calling out the names of stars for their pigs I had to get silly and call out Where's Dolly Partonpig!!!! The crowd roared with laughter and the announcer said they didn't have one which brought another roar of laughter from the crowd and myslef.
They saved the best for last, the announcer said that they were going to have a potbelly pig race and wanted all those out there with pot bellies to volunteer to cheer the pigs on. Well I leaned back and stuck out my belly and rubbed it while pointing to myself and Lupy was pointing at me as well with tears in her eye's from laughter.
The announcer while still on the mike called and said "Hey lady with the camera you need to go and eat there isn't enough of you to have a belly" Lordy did the crowd roar at that one. I think he enjoyed the joke two so he said he would let me cheer on potbelly pig # 2.
I think there wasn't a dry eye's at the ring. He soon found his other three volunteers which all had potbellies and the race was on.
I started hallowing and rooting for my pig all the while trying to take a picture. As you can guess they weren't that fast so this race lasted a little longer than the others and I am jumping up and down and yelling at pig #2 to move it buddy.
They started to run back the other way and I almost choked on my own camera strap. They finally turn around and was runing the right way but my poor little potbelly pig didn't win but I had the best time.
When I turn around to look at Lupy her face was so red and she was still laughting. Even though my little pig didn't win the race, he didn't even come in second but I thought he deserve mentioning here. Here is a picture of my little loosing potbelly pig #2 in all of his non-glory lol.
This message was edited Friday, Aug 15th 11:31 PM
Ok Shoe here it is....MY Story
Kit...you, ...and your pig, are both winners in my book! What a great time you and Lupy had. Nice story. Jo
RoadRunner I had so much fun that I thought that I was a kid again and it felt so good.
What a funny story! I can just see you pooching out your non-existent potbelly and rubbing it. You're a hoot, Kit!
Hey, you might want to edit your story and add a few paragraphs to divide it up a little. It would make it easier on the peepers.
Great story Kit!
LOLOL windsurfer, ONLY in America!
Im glad you had such fun. My kids would have loved it too!!
Well lookee here! hah!
Great adventure! Loved it! Wish I'd a'been there! You make it sound like we's watching it on TV!
Muchos Goodos!
Thanks GW,I am sorry about not breaking it up a bit but the phone wouldn't stop ringing all morning and it was hard to hold my thoughts. It seems I had some over due library books and some I have to pick up tomorrow, also a few thing I was suppose to do that I had forgotten about.
Thanks Cala
Psilo I wish you and your kids could have been there to help cheer them on, I would have enjoyed watching them have fun as well. I tend to turn into a big kid when I go to the fair. This is the first time I've been in five years so I was over due for a little fun.
Shoe I wish you and DD could have been there, I know we all would have had tears in our eyes from laughing so hard.
Oh Wind, that sure was a hoot!
They have the "greased pig chase" here in our small town during the "Barnesville Buggy Days" in September every year. It's so popular that they have at least 12 different races with the pigs sized to the age of the chasers, you should see the tiny piglets!
Big difference here is that they do it on the football field (but the pigs weren't told) so they're everywhere, running over picnic blankets, and everyone scrambling to get out of the way of the little ones stampeeding behind--truely a spectacle--and sure full of belly laughs. The kids get to keep the pigs!
That sounds great and a lot of fun. Did they ever finish the race lol. Being a city girl all of my life I have never had the chance to keep a pig before.
Mom and dad use to have a farm when I was about six moths old but then we move to the city when I was one so I never had the fun my brothers and sisters had.
You finally did it! I had (almost) as much fun reading about it as seeing it in person!
I wish everyone could have been there to see that race: truly one of the highlights of the fair!
DG people have the BEST time together :D Can't wait for KY to make some more memories.
windsurffer, great story, but your No 2 sure didn't look like he was in a hurry. Sounds like your both had a great time. Donna
Hey Windsurffer, We were just up at Saratoga a couple days ago and HONEST that #2 pig looks just like the horse I bet on except maybe a little faster! Sounds like you had a lot of fun.
Lupy I couldn't get Shoe to tell it for me lol.
Ruth I don't think any of them was in a hurry and we had a great time.
Kikisdad I haven't laughed that hard all day, you sound like my brother talking about the horse races he use to bet on. He swears that he could run faster than the horses.
The one time I went with him the horse he bet on was doing ok for awhile but the jockey put his feet down to slow the horse down before they got to the finish line, my brother lost his mind and tried to get over the rail to choke the jockey. It reminded me of the movie Easy Money where the same thing happened to Joe Peschi(sp?) lol.
This message was edited Monday, Aug 18th 6:41 PM
OMG, Wind! GREAT story! You told it so well. I spit Diet Coke all over my laptop! And I wasn't even partway through the story. Like an idgit, I took another drink and soon spit THAT drink all over the first drink. *Giggle ~ snort ~ GUFFAW!*
I am glad that you enjoyed it. I am not very good at typing or spelling so I didn't think I could get through it.
Wind, I wish I could have been there to see this, what a hoot.
I wish you could have been there, you would have had a great time.
Soooo Funny:
Thank you for sharing
You made my day as, it was a bad one.
Thanks for the laughter. My neighbors must think I'm nuts,
who laughs alone!!!!
Sandy
Your welcome and I am so glad that it brought a little smile to your face. I am enjoying it still because of all the people here that respond to the post, thank you.
ROTFL what a great storyteller you are. sounds like you enjoy letting your hair down and having a good time. me too. thanks for the laughter.
Debi_Z I do and I wish you could have been there with us, I think you would have died laughing because I can be so goofy.
When we were at the fair watching the pig races the announcer said they run fast because there are Oreo cookies at the finish line. They sure are a hoot to watch!
Oreo cookies???? Holy pigfeet!...I'd race with 'em if I'da known that!!
Lol Shoe your so bad!
LOL
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