Lupi's Bulb Line Party!

WINDY You Be GOOD! You know you already have your own black orchid....so steal it for me ;~)

Lupi!!! All I have wanted in this whole thing is to protect you and a few corydalis. If corydalis is hard to transplant then I would LOVE some seeds fot my protection of you during the war of the plant freaks. I will send you postage for them if you say the word. I also can continue to be your body guard for the duration but I need NEED some nice corydalis seeds.

Zany, you have never gotten ahead of Molly and I. You only think it so. THE PLANT WAR IS DECLARED NOW.

well while your all arguing out in the yard, i'm inside having a nice cup of coffee and some chocolate cake with lupy. hey girls need to take a break from digging and writing out seed packets. so you just go ahead and wage war out there.
lupy i don't know how you do it girl. they've got camp fires, there digging there butts into the ground and planting roots, now there is talk of war. war... that is horrible. lupy i would just kick them all out. have any of them offered us any strawberries and whip cream? no. have they offered us any smores? no. i think they all think they are in control when you are. heh heh heh well you have the last laugh lupy, yep.
oh now here comes windsurfer with some beautiful lady slippers for you. what a nice person. see now she knows how to treat you. yep. hey windy. want some coffee and chocolate cake with chocolate fudge frosting. yes. oh good, just sit down here and i'll get it for you. dum dum dum di dum. having a nice little coffee clatch and talking garden here. oh my what is that noise outside.....?

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Thanks friends, I appeciate the help! No, don't want them hurt....just freeze them like that fro awhile,,, they make rather nice lawn art don't you think?

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Zany that was Lupy using my computer to read your remarks and she posted the above message not me. I had to watch my orchid as she was leaving out the front door this morning.
By the way I gave her some sedums and some pink lady slippers orchids so now I can have first divies on all bulbs.

Thanks for the offer of coffee and cake but I don't eat sweets and don't drink coffee but that was nice of you to offer. I have arleady left the party because I have taken all the bulbs and gone....hee,hee.

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What Lupi want strawberries and cream more than the best fudge in the universe?????? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING wind. She told me herself that she loves the fudge that I brought and I was here first with treats for her. You can try to bribe her but it just won't work. He he he heheheheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wind, I sure hope you enjoy jail because you have just turned into a thief and I have turned you in to the cops for tresspass, theft and being a general pest.

Ponditis it didn't work because my cousin is a highway patrolman, and I also have a brother that's a sheriff and one that is on the police force so they told me who call in and complained but didn't arrest me....so now how ya like me now!!!!(sticking out tounge)na,na,boo, boo.
See didn't know I had connections did ja!

So now you all are arrested because of family ties to criminal behavior. PPPHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTT

Lol I am sending a couple of the boys after ya, you know the ones with the handcuffs that will take you off to jail for trying to press false charges. I think I will press charges and let you set there just long enough for the bulb trade to end and then I will drop all charges lol.

Hey wait a minute, you just gave me a great idea. I should have you all arrested for insighting a roit, declaring war,bribery, and menancing threats. Alright everyone get up against the tree and put your hands up, I am making a citizen's arrest until the rest of my family can get here.

OK HOLD IT ZANY! I see you trying to sneak out the back gate, up against the fence.
JoanJ and Flo your under arrest for being intoxicated in public.
Carena I see that six pack of beer not to mention that weed wacker so you to can get up against the tree.
Last but not least Lupy put your hands up your under arrest for instagating this roit and distrubance.
Whheeet!Over here boys, I've got all the weapons and booze so load em up and head em out. I have all the charges written up for ya and you can let them out it about 24 hours.
As I whisper to the cops, I'll call as soon as I have dug all the bulbs and I will bring half of them in for evidence.

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Nope! Wasn't me! I snuck out and worked in my pathetic little garden all day! I planted 5 flars of plants and they are so little that they don't even show up from a few feet away. But I know they are there and they should take off and grow like crazy this time of year. I have decided that since you and a few others here won't play fair.....I am just gonna have to have you weeded out a bit.... Those critters in the bushes aren't here for reeses candies...:~}

You guys are hysterical...I come straight here every morning with my coffee...sitting quietly, waiting for all the dust to settle...wondering who's gonna be left standing when this is over...

me? Intoxicated? No way!! The aliens did it, the aliens did it!! I swear they had me up in that craft of theirs.......I just can't remember what they were doing. ssshhhhhh........can you hear them? I see green people!!

If you all think for one second that I haven't been watching you, you're WRONG! I have been sitting here day after day watching as you all "think" you are inching your way to the front of the line LOL NOT!! You guys are still in the same position as before as where Pond and I are STILL up front waiting for the bulbs!
But while Zany and Joan are tiptoeing around and the cops are being called, I still sit firmly in my seat at the front of the line watching all the fun!

Zany I spent the day trying to cleaning up some of the kitchen after the painting. I received some seeds for a picture plant and some mixed cactus and I can't wait to get them planted. I guess I will not have you arrested after all, poor baby and you little plants I know they will be big and beautiful in no time.

Huggle it will be me of course because I am not really asking for any bulbs hee,hee, just messing with these guys. I have a small garden and I am limited to the number of plants I can grow. I have so many pots planted already and now all is left to do is plant the veggie garden.

Scrieithc#$%^%b Scratch %#*#^ Zany, it be Q$#% working. #$%$^% we will continue $%#^&EEBY^%&ing Mollybee and Pond @%^$%Yn for you. DRT%^ don't suspect $%BTR&^%& a thing!

Thankyou very much you sweet little green things! ;~)

I say off with their green little heads!

giggle. now she thinks she's french royalty! Next thing ya know she will be saying to "let them eat cake"!

RDTW$E! HA HA! R%T%! Mollybe funny! $%RT^$%SVrg!

Nope just "paid members" can have the cake LOL

Outta here outta here get back to your space ship and be gone! Or else I'll have to blast you with my water cannon which we all know you hate water because it makes you shrink into a little green toad!

Put him down Zany, kissing him wont make him return to his regular green self! Folks will start talking about you if you keep smoochin on that ole ugly green frog! LOL

Giggle, tee hee...yep, it is working! That Mollybee is out here with that war cannon blasting away and actually thinks she see's little green men turning into frogs! LOL She may never be normal again...or is that she may never be normal..

Look Mollybee-----> I think you missed one there in the bush at the front of the line ;~) Better get that trigger finger working fast! ROFLOL She is putting on a better comedy show than I hoped for!

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Psst! Zany! I'm still here, but don't tell anyone 'til after the cops leave. I think everyone thinks I've been abducted by them aliens, and that's okay with me that they think that, 'cuz I'm sitting over here keeping an eye on Lupy's rose that's gonna open soon. I wanna be the first to see what it looks like. If one of them cops happens to be my husband, tell him I'll be home one of these days and not to worry.

Come on out Joan, Your Husband and the rest of the precinct officers have gone to look for the Psychiatric loonie wagon, I told them I saw it parked over at Dunkin Doughnuts so they will be gone awhile!

That rose is worth keeping an eye on though. People who think they can quirt an alien with a water cannon and turn it to a frog could just as easily think a new rose hybrid is dinner! So guard that thing with your life! If anything were to happen to it Lupine would never forgive us.

Okay, them cops will be at Dunkin Donuts a while I think. I'm gonna stay right here and guard this rose. If I make sure nothing happens to it, Lupy will surely make sure I get some of the best bulbs.

Don't y'all believe the Wind!!!!! She does have a tiny garden, but she has been eyeing that peony-flowering tulip for weeks!!!!! Not to mention she got all the SMELL from it, didn't leave any for me!!!!!

Hold her off a few more days... *grin


P.S. I am unable to wait long enough for the Shady Garden thread to load -- I gave up after 20 minutes last night... Hoping to keep finding people through the other forums to let them know that their postage arrived!

Joan, Zany, with all the site server problems, I will delay posting any photos (including my new rose) until it is fixed or the rose blooms, whichever comes last ;D

Can someone throw Joan a towel? I was aiming at the little green men and hit her by mistake. Although Lupi's rose might have needed watering, Joan wasn't expecting that blast in the face. Sorry Joan! I'm pretty sure positive I got rid of all the green men for now, unless Zany has some hiding in her pockets.

Now ya'll behave yourselves, that Pondi should be along shortly to help me keep watch. Joan you keep up the good work watching the rose....but what is that on your nose?? Is that dirt?? Did you fall down?? O that's right you were buttering up to Lupi! LOL

Lupi where on earth is that Water Cannon I gave you?? I think you might need it right about now.

HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAYYYYYYY!!!!!

Lupi I am still here protecting you since you have so much work to do in your garden. Like I said before all I want is a few seeds of your corydalis since I don't have room for any more plants after all the co-ops that we have had here lately. (Lupi dear, don't tell em out there that I have a fire hose to keep them back and it is the biggest one in the whole universe too! It will drain the Atlantic Ocean in three minutes if I really turn it up.) Heh heh.

Molly, you really need to get up now and quit your dreaming. You have been talking about green men and frogs and such. Come on girl wake up and take some of this coffee that I know the others haven't tainted. Tain't good to drink their coffee OR eat their treats that they offer. You should only eat from my cooler since I will feed you well and keep you well to help me to protect Lupi's honor.

Maxine???? Where the heck are you my little friend??? I might need some backup help from the smaller set of friends around here to keep the thugs from attacking Lupi again. Did you hear they tried to put her in JAIL????? What kind of people would do that to a sweet lady like Lupi? THUGS that is what they are

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Lupine in jail? no way! Police are at Dunkin Doughnuts! That Pond is a hoot!

Lupine , you have a good point about the photos right now. I think it is a good idea to hold off posting pics until Dave gets the site back up and running full speed. I just read his update on the situation and am amazed things are running this well on a home computer system! But no sense in overloading it when in a week or so he will have it running at a 100 % again.

Awww shucks Lupy you gave me away, I almost had them convinced that I wasn't in the running......darn!

Dunkin Doughnuts why? You wanting to poisen those guys????? I am offering them some Krispy Kremes!!!!! Come on boys and girls. You need to come along with me and arrest those others for anything that you want to arrest them for because you could throw the book at them and still come out crimes behind. They have committed crimes against my dear friend Molly, many more crimes against Lupi who is trying her best to dig plants to share with everybody and last but not least crimes against ME.

Careful Pond! Those coppers are not known for looking kindly at vigilantes! You and Mollybee will end up locked up yet! If the men with the wrap around sleeved jackets don't get ya the cops will!

Windy One, you get that nose of yours out of Luines flowers! She is generous in nature but enough is enough. You quit sniffing all the scent out of her garden! Or Do I have to send you on a tour inside my head and lock You behind that red door? You know how spooky that place is with all those cobwebs and skeletons!

Zany I am shocked that you would believe such a thing about me. It was Lupy that sucked all the fragrance out of that poor flower long before I got there. let me give you the low down....Lupy has this lovely pink flowered weeping tree in her front yard and she said it smells wonderful, I didn't smell anything because she even sucked all the fragrance out of it as well. Not only did she suck all the fragrance out but also all the flowers off of it,poor little tree it looks so bare lol. You saw the evidence on the othere link when I posted that photo *giggle*

With Pond on my side I know I am safe as can be!! She has even agreed to feed me too! Can't beat that with a stick.
I am awake now and wondering why I keep hearing that funny talk coming from Zanys pockets?? O I think I know, its one of those things that destorts a persons voice isn't it?? That's gotta be it!! And to think Zany had me believing there were little green men running around here. But as you can see I am on my toes when it comes to Zany and Winds little tricks!! I'm on to ya'll now! With one phone call I will have that paddy wagon pulling up to the back of the line and dressing you both in one of those pretty little white jackets...you know the ones with the wrap around sleeves? LOL!!! Their coming to take you away HA HA HA!!

Is this the line I am supposed to cross or go over?

you guys are all crazy..........ROTFLMBO

As for the smell, I was there and by the time Wind and Lupy got to smell anything and told me to smell, there was nothing left. They BOTH sucked the smell right out of everything. When I was at Lupy's house she had some fresh cut lilacs on the table and Wind hogged them all to herself and sniffed up all the smell.......I should have taken my camera so I would have proof :)
I just hope my scented geranium that I forgot at Lupy's will have any scent left by the time I get my butt back there to pick it up...........those 2 are some terrible scent sniffers.........LOL

maureentulip, you have now entered the twilight zone! Jump the line or play limbo with it but watch out for the insane!

Mollybee! Honey, there are no such things a little green men. Repeat that to yourself over and over til we can get you some help :~)

#%RAE!! Giggle $#%%SV Mollybee...no $%@F$@ !! Here!!!

Hush now! You'll frighten the newcomers....

%^%Y WE%^&( shhhh....ok....$%$#^ whisper?

I know I am late for the party and the plants, I'll just take whatever scraps are left over and enjoy the fun with the rest of you while I wait! -- Oh -- and here is some of my shredded bbq beef on buns to pass around.

Now Flo, you are blaming poor Lupine (she is the one we are sucking up to) for what the Windyone is doing. Wind sucks all the scent out of the flowers and shen Lupine trys to smell them the scent is gone and Windy stands there and points at poor Lupine saying she did it!

There is an advantage to this lack of odors here though....it makes it a whole lot harder to smell out the stinkers amongst us! Otherwise the fun would end and the true villians ( Mollybee and Pond) would be completely exposed leaving us no thrill of the chase! Which reminds me....Pond....you quit chasing around in circles...that is just the end of your own tail...er whip..and you are wearing spots in the lawn!

AWWW Flo that was a low blow! You know that you had sniffed those lilac before I did as a matter of fact you were there before I arrived.

Alyssum jump right on in and watch out for that Zany-MUSE she has been known to cast a spell or two. Then there is that sneaky little sweet acting Molly-BEE she will sting ya the first chance she gets so she can move up in the line. So be sure to bring ear plugs so that Ms Z-MUSE won't be able to hurt you with her spell chantings and bring a bug spray for that Ms M-Bee so she can't have her hoard of bee's sting ya, she is the Queen BEE after all.

Phthht! Hmm...I guess I needed my face washed anyway. Thanks Mollybee. I'm still sitting here guarding the rose. Could someone pass me a cup of coffee? And a glass of water for the rose bush? Thanks.

Lupy, are we supposed to send postage for the bulbs now? I missed that if we are. Must have been when I was chasing the green men around.

I have something on my nose you say? Is it brown? LOL

That is ok Joan, we all get enough broen on our noses now and then to make them grow like pinnokeo. And such a lovely shade of brown it is!

Alyssum, shredded BBQ! Now that is a dish fit for a Muse!
And you are not too late! Lupine has not listed the bulbs yet....we are just over eager and get lined up way too early so we can party and avoid housework!

The only rules to this party are....well...uhmmm... Hey Lupine...are there any rules?

OH, yes...1 BIG RULE...Thou Shalt Not Be Ahead of Zanymuse in any line at any time! :~)


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