where is Shoe?

I too had a few computer problems...and came back to see this thread! Ya'll had lost SHOE while I was gone! Then I read his "Great Adventure" and I knew that everything was OK! Shoe is Back! So, Shoe...when is the PARTY??? Jo

Yeah Shoe when are we going to come down and eat some of this deer burger and sausage that you are grinding up? Or could that just be another of your tall tales? Did your mud bath help your skin any? Have you gotten all the chicken compost starter (?) out of between your toes yet? Maybe you need one of my dogs to do that job for you :<~ They do good work of chicken stuff you know.

ahhhh...so good. sittin here eatin some deer burger, baked tater, white beans and seasoned pork, and I come back across this thread and see so much mention of deer meat!! Glad I have it in front of me, in my hand AND inside me! Mercy!
Ponditis, come on down anytime, there's a bit left! And I'm a-lookin' purty good now too! That mudbath did wonders for my skin!
Cala, I'm thankful it was a doe. Might not be here had it been your afore-mentioned buck!

Shoe, honey....will you please pass the white beans...and some cornbread too, please! Do you have any good pickle relish to put in my beans? How about some Buttermilk? Thanks! Jo

P.S. I now have 64 dipper gourds drying in the shed.

HAH! Scrapin' the pot here but looks like another serving left for ya RR! (Have never tried pickle relish in my beans b4.) I got some buttermilk too, storebought tho, not like the real stuff but acceptable. (ya ever tried it with orange juice? mix it 50/50. VERY tasty!)
Glad them gourds did so well, I know you were worried about them for a while there. Sounds like you did good! Now you just hafta figger out what to make with them eh?

I know what I'm going to make with them....A MESS!!! Going to try to make birdhouses, and paint little pretties! Thanks for the "vittles"...mighty tasty. Jo

wait for me!! wait for me!!
Oh shoe I am so glad your o.k.!
you know I have secretly fallen for you!
I have been so worried.. oh that poor deer!
must have been quite a fig leaf!

well.... i suppose I could try one sausage!
yoink! stealing one off RR's plate and runnin!

Better get yer chickens penned up if I'm comin cause my dogs travel with me and they will eat all the eggs too! They really aren't picky when it comes to chicken anything. Why my Pyrenees Oofduh once killed her a chicken by licking it to death! She just LOVED that chicken and it showed too. LOL

Laura...you stop that ....(I think that girl was put on this earth to plague me!)LOL....Ponditis, I sure would like to see that ole dog! We got LOTS of quail in my yard...would he like to have a "licking good time"? Jo

Shoeeeeeeee!I can smell that chicken house from here,or is it you! If that happened to me I would stay hidden a while too!Having some good ole chicken "n" dumplins'? too much sausage is not good for you.try to be more careful we don't want anything to happen to our joke miester.Laughing is the best medicine you know.You keep us rolling in it.

Naaahhh rr she won't bother quail she is too slow for them but she sure likes to try to catch them by sleeping right under the feeder that they like to eat from. Then she sleeps too soundly and they sit on top of her and talk and talk about the weather and such matters that are important to quail. Shoe probably is getting hungry thinking about my and your quail though...

Ponditis, What's this ole dogs name? Maybe you better post a photo so I'll know what to look out for if he's in my neighborhood....I'm really fond of my quail and wouldn't want him to start a love affair with them. Jo

Shoe...you are so funny...you ought to be a writer for some southern newspaper, or magazine....loved your story. Glad youre back home!!
Kelly