Things that make you go "hmmmm" or Say what???!!!! Pt 4

Anne Arundel,, MD(Zone 7b)

Casual or fancy? Might need a new getup!

My can of Libbys sauerkraut had a slice of core. They don't even core the cabbages? Oh, sorry, more of an Ew than a Say what?

central, NJ(Zone 6b)

My sauerkraut last night had a metal shaving in it!

Thomaston, CT

Eek....I'm not great with faces or names... remember people's dogs though, don't know what that says about me...however, when students I had 30 years ago say, "Hi, don't you remember me?" I should be forgiven...don't remember any students with white hair, beards, and weighing 200 hundred.....

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

Costume - medieval period.

I can see you with a big stein in 1 hand and a big turkey leg in the other :-)

S of Lake Ontario, NY(Zone 6a)

My frozen mashed potatoes had a tip of a paring knife in them, of course after I decided I wanted them for dinner and tried to cut a chunk out of the frozen mass, the tip of the knife broke off.

Anne Arundel,, MD(Zone 7b)

I'm ready!

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Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

Wow - went to the foot doctor today and I am not exaggerating when I say I was the only patient under 80!

Anne Arundel,, MD(Zone 7b)

And how did that make you feel?? (chuckle)
You do tend to see a lot of seniors in certain doctor's offices.
I enjoy, much more, going to the Gym and seeing people older than me. There's a lady who I am sure is at least ten years older and I bet she can kick my butt. She'll do Zumba and stay for the power class. Way to go !

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

My dad is 85 and still goes 3 times a week. And not around the corner - a subway ride all the way to 14 st. Same YMCA he has been going to since he was 16.

central, NJ(Zone 6b)

Wow You go Dad!!!

central, NJ(Zone 6b)

I don't understand..... when someone copies a quote on FB that makes no sense but people "like" it anyway...I'm like " did you even read it?"

Thomaston, CT

My son has to go to the foot doctor.....being treated for a neuroma, if that's correct.....

central, NJ(Zone 6b)

Had to look that one up, if that's what it is looks like it's easily cured

Thomaston, CT

Being teated with cortisone now, but if not successful, will do laser surgery.....

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

The new Egyptian constitution eliminated the ban on slavery! And we continue to give them billions. More Twilight Zone...

central, NJ(Zone 6b)

Interesting

Thomaston, CT

Charity begins at home ....our town cannot afford a track for the high school kids....they run on the sidewalks & onto a state highway....so much money, millions, was spent for stupid TV ads on CT's Senate race....so many towns could have used that money....I can't justify sending it abroad when there's such a need right here....

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

Amen to that. Over 2 billion spent on the presidential and congressional races. Obscene. Ditto on foreign aid.

central, NJ(Zone 6b)

Why do 8 hrs of sleep go by so fast but 8hr workday drags?

Fairfield County, CT(Zone 6b)

Good question. Maybe the work day would go faster if we took naps.

9 hour work day & no place to take a nap? Now what.

Thomaston, CT

Uh, oh....stay tough, Sherrie!

central, NJ(Zone 6b)

This from a post from a guy I used to work with, he gets calls like this all the time....ROTFL
Me: Hello, Security, this is Roric
Man: Hi, I need to speak to the manager please.
Me: sorry, he is not here, he works M-F 7am to 3pm
Man: I have a huge problem. I was there about two hours ago and one of your employees threw change at me and I am not going to tolerate that kind of behavior.
Me: Sir, I am not sure I understand you. I think you may have the wrong number. This is Carnegie Center in Princeton.
Man: No it's not. This is the number I was given. The operator wouldn't lie to me.
Me: Sir, this is Security at Carnegie Center.
Man: I know you are lying because Carnegie Hall is in New York. Am I on a comedy show?
Me: Carnegie Center Sir. Not Hall.
Man: What is Carnegie Center?
Me: Sir, is there anything I can help you with?
Man: This is stupid. I just called to complain about your employee.
Me: Sorry Sir, your coupon is in the mail. Goodbye.

Anne Arundel,, MD(Zone 7b)

Isn't it nice we have idiots to give us things to laugh about at work?

central, NJ(Zone 6b)

so true...I could write a book!

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

Funny!

Thomaston, CT

Well, that made my day!

central, NJ(Zone 6b)

another one from the week before
Me: Hello, security, This is Roric
Lady: Hi Roy, do you guys still have the metal shovels in stock. I went to your other location and they were sold out. Before I come all the way out there I wanna make sure you have them.
Me: Wow! Listen, i'd really love to help you but I am the security officer at Carnegie Center. Think you may have the wrong number.
Lady: Oh, so sorry. Thought I called the right department. Could you transfer me?

You just can't make this stuff up!

Thomaston, CT

No, you can't!

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

Maybe these pigeons should keep the butts handy!

http://scitechdaily.com/european-catfish-learn-to-catch-pigeons/

Anne Arundel,, MD(Zone 7b)

interesting!

Thomaston, CT

Complex animal behaviors! I think scientists are just seeing the tip of the iceberg......

Fairfield County, CT(Zone 6b)

Why is it that when I start to clean up the kitchen for company - I start by repotting a geranium in the kitchen sink?

Anne Arundel,, MD(Zone 7b)

A hahaha!
Love it.
Why, with shopping and cleaning to do, did i take begonia cuttings today?

Thomaston, CT

I think it's a way to put off the cleaning just a little bit longer!

Fairfield County, CT(Zone 6b)

Good news about that cough just in time for the cold and flu season:
http://now.msn.com/chocolate-effective-in-treating-persitent-coughs

Thomaston, CT

Well, isn't that good news!

Lower Hudson Valley, NY(Zone 6b)

So maybe we should say 'Godiva' when someone sneezes??? ^_^

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