I went to the store and....

bought some snacks for people as well as some Pup-eroni and cheese snacks for Wally (the dog). I opened both and put them in containers on the counter. I told DH that I had bought some snacks. I was here at DG reading about Nana's party when DH said "these snacks taste like dog food". I said "that's funny, I like them." He said "if you like these, you've got something wrong with your taste buds, Wally is begging for them." I then went into the kitchen as he reached into the canister and said "Taste this". I said "Is that what you ate? It's dog food!!!" I bout died laughing, he told me I was "number one" and when I got choked from laughing so hard he said it served me right. Can you believe he would say that??? I will have to hide Wally's food from now on!!!

ohhhhhh cala!!!! tooooo funny! Ask Dh if he wants me to buy him some snacks for him at our farmers market...there is a girl there that makes her own gourmet doggy snacks..giggling...Lisa

I have never laughed harder! Oh, my, you only hear these things from stand-up comics, and you actually had it happen in your own kitchen. You can't plan this type of thing.

he he he....... I darn near busted a gut on that one. lol

Hey now what's poor wally going to eat now??? You guys just crack me up with all these stories. I think we all got a steal for $15 a year don't you!!!!! sue

ROFL See what trouble men get into when they are left alone for one minute.Hehehehe

cala thats to funny-my dh use to eat dry dog food as a snack after school cuz his mom wouldnt let him eat anything till dinner-so he'd go feed his doggie-and share! YUCK!
He has a very harry body-i said its his "high-pro glow" from all that dog food!
poor hubby-at least he didnt eat all wally's food!
still chuckling,
dori

Oh Goodie!! Something to tease him about!!!! heheheheheheh

Trish

DH was eating breakfast this morning and Wally was sitting at his side, staring at him. DH said "go away, I'm not eating your food this time." Poor man, can't win with all the critters in the house. He said he doesn't know what's safe to eat anymore. The last episode was with the "miracle meal" in the fridge for the wild birds, he thought it was granola!!! He said "peeyouuuu, this is yuckie, and it's got coconut in it and it tastes like lard". Well duh, that's what it is, it's for the birds!!!

Thats okay when Megan was teething she got into the dogs Milk bones and fell in love with them. A heck of alot less messy than teething biskits let me tell you and the DR. said it wouldn't hurt her either.

Megan still likes her crackers(Milk bones) still today.

Can someone tell me how to wean a kid from the Milk bones.

Mike

That is too funny. Cala I'm starting to wonder if this is so innocent, after all...first the granola, then the casually "planted" doggie snacks. Hmmmm. Hehehehe

My oldest son (who will kill me for sharing this) used to eat the dog's food - he'd stuff his little baby cheeks full, just like a chipmunk. Anytime I turned my back, he'd be scarfing down the Hi-Pro. He also ate everything in sight, including a lot of yellow and orange vegetables, so much so that his skin really did have an orange tinge. We laughed that he had the Hi-Pro glow, too. Fortunately, he gave up his fondness for dog food, probably a good thing since his girlfriend wouldn't appreciate "dog breath"

OH My.. I can't stop laughing..

This is way too funny. Reminds me of a friend I had when very young. She'd go into her basement where the dog food was kept and eat handfuls. She had to sneak down there after her sister finally told on her. It got to the point that her parents put the food under lock and key.

Calalily, maybe your husband should talk to Dr. Dolittle.

zeb

Which DR Harris or Murphy?

oh Murphy, for sure!!! he was so funny

You can send him to tiG if he starts to barking. She is a dog (Georgia Bulldog) lover. That is to funny. Wife came on the run wanting to know what I was laughing about. Jim

nonono don't need a dog or a man who thinks he's a dog either:)

PPPPPPPPPPPPPP TO FUNNY LOLOLOL
I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE BEEN THERE LOL
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I bet he doesn't 'bark' for more.

Calla - you are priceless!!!! too darned tooten funny.....

I am sitting at work, reading this - smiling, then chuckling, then when i got down to the granola part just guffawing....it's a wonder I didnt fall of my chair.
thanks for the great laugh - It does wonders for the soul you know.

Did anyone notice how Calalily's hubby somehow blamed her because he was silly enough to eat the dog food?

He recently had lazer surgery on his eyes, so he can't say he didn't see the doggie on the label, lol. When we came in this evening, Wally ran to his treats to "guard" them.

you are kidding, right?? about the dog guarding his food??? that's just toooooo funny!!!

No tig, seriously Wally was keeping an eye on his canister of treats. Boy did I give DH a hard time at work today. He told the workers that I would probably be coming in telling tall tales on him, and they shouldn't believe a word of it.

better watch it, he might tell about the mum seeds ;)

Nope, he said mum's the word. ;o) Tell me - I missed that one!!

lolololol
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gw, you missed the mum seed story?? check back a few pages here in general discussion and be prepared, it's Cala at her best.

It was waaaay back (we've all been gasbags, folks!). I finally found it by viewing the threads started by the grocery shopper formerly known as Calalily. ;o) http://davesgarden.com/showthread/119905.html

This is too funny, thanks for the laugh, it is wonderful to wake up and laugh about something. You will know if you are in my dogs snacks as they will be own your hills.

Had to bump this - it's too funny. :)

Both the stories were so funny I was crying laughing and had to read them to my DH. ROFL

Thanks Kimberley...I hadn't seen this...now I will know what to have for dessert if Bill gets to come for a visit!! Maybe a little Caramel icing on the tips?? Jo

Gee Cala, I am beginning to think you have food issues.............. first you feed your guests bug parts and now your husband dog food.........not to mention giving your customers rabbit do do.

I can't believe you guys found this. Poor Bill is still in therapy!!! It's too cold now to go dig bugs, so no more grub recipes.

yES LIKE IT DID HAPPENED TO MY DH WITH sQUIRREL MILK THAT I MADE FOR SQUIRREL. HE DRANK AND SAID THIS TASTED FUNNY.. i SAID LOOK AT THE MILK JUG AND HE READ AND OH NO IT IS SQUIRREL MILK LOL...THAT TIMES I HAD TO FEED THE BABY SQUIRRELS WITH MIXTURE MILK LOL

OMG Cala, you are to funny, you will never get kell to come to your house now. Poor Wally had to watch Daddy eat his treats..And the bunny tails!

Mini, did he grow a fluffy tail??

LOL - you people made by day! I was crabby and growly until I read this post. Thanks for brigtening my day.

Mini, I woke my Dad up laughing so hard! However do you get enough squirrels to provide squirrel milk ???!!!!????

Is it profitable? LOLOLOLOL