halloween party at nana's house

HEH, HEH, Heh. we dentists have discovered a new treatment for fangs! Once they are pulled out we treat the gums with a new syrum that makes any replacements grow upside down so they can only bite the wearer! Chomp down now and it is your own blood you'll be tasting!

oh no.. Ithought I had my wooden stake in the car!!!!!!!!

will a tooth pick do???? *pathetic smile* nervous laugh..hehehheh.. I had an uncle once from trasilvania.... he...he......er...we could be related.........umm......
is that the time??? oh goodness... I just have to........um.... go..yeah thats it...............and...........visit.....................er............um.............. my sick ........dog ..yes thats right... who is at the vet.....um... and lives a long way away.....so I'll be going now...

bye!

oooooomy hehehehe uuuu guys are cracking me uppppp
upside down teeth hahahah
that will teach em,,,,,,,,,,,,

Buffy, the Vampire killer, huh? She didn't even bring her stake. Well, she runs fast....I hope! Jo/Elvira

Zany that might work on mortals, but not us Vampires. We have lived long enough to our smart ya all, so Ms Dentist, just take your medicine...just one more bite and you will join the undead.

Hey Buffy, that-a-girl! I knew if I would take the tinest bite you would forget your stake,cross, holywater,etc.

Now listen up all here...LOOK IN TO MY EYE'S HUMMM,HUMMM YOU ARE ALL MY CHILDREN NOW!!! WHOAAAH, WHOAAAHH!

Hey Freddy Curger if your out there don't get mad because I stole your saying, or your neck will be next /~~/

Dear Nana I will not take anymore blood from you for a while, you have too much witches brew in the blood stream...you know that I am on the wagon hickup! Pardon me.

Well fellow gouls, I just posted a picture of me as Count Dracula in photos, so you will know that I mean bus-i-ness...the fangs are out and bloody!

ooooooooooomy what am i going to do with all you goblins
lol u sure make a ol nana feel young,i just had to go get
me some geratol to keep up and got me some more iron tabs too.so i am going to play a game
hide a seek,,,,,,,hehe wonder if u can find me on a forum
hehehe ready set go ........go hide,,,,,,,,,hehehe

Now Nana dawling the Count can hear your blood rushing through your viens with all that geratol that you been taking. GOTCHA, BOO!

Ally ally all come free, this should work and then i snacth her and well disapear to the secret passage in the.... i'll just think it someone is listening.

Here Nana Nana Ally allly all come free.

nana is hiding come find mehehehe

Here Nana Nana.

I think we need to livin up the place so lets dance to the Monter Mash.



I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise


He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash


>From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes


They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash


The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son


The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"


They played the mash
They played the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the monster mash


Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"


It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
The monster mash
And it's a graveyard smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash


Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you


Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
The monster mash
And do my graveyard smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash

Hey mister DJ want you to play purple people eater as well.



Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
It had the one long horn, one big eye
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple eater to me

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)
A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (One eye?)

Well he came down to earth and he lit in a tree
I said Mr. Purple People Eater, don't eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff


It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (One horn?)

I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line
He said it's eatin' purple people and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to land


Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater
(We wear short shorts)
Flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me

And then he swung from the tree and he lit on the ground
He started to rock, really rockin' around
It was a crazy ditty with a swingin' tune


Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater

Flyin' little people eater
Sure looks strange to me (Purple People?)

And then he went on his way, and then what do ya know
I saw him last night on a TV show
He was blowing it out, a'really knockin' em dead
Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in his head