halloween party at nana's house

Hey you guy's I decided to have a Halloween party
YIPEEEEEEE FOOD,,,,,,,
aND YOU DO HAVE TO DRESS UP.........
I am thinking I will come dressed as
[[[[[[[ FROG ]]]]]]]]]]]]
ok MYSTIC,EYES,JSS, WHAT YOU GOING TO COME AS
can someone bring some wood for the campfire,
mystic, you an eyes are in charge of the games
wonder what horseshoe will be,hummmmmmmm

Ok nana I already know what I will be I will be Frankenstien. Games hum guess I will have to think about that. Welcome back Nana!

YiPPEE!!!! I'll come dressed as Miss Kitty..... games, do you think Marshall Dillon thinks I'm playing games? Oh I hope not....don't want to end up coming with Festus or Chester...LOL.....bring it on!

"eyes"

ok nana I got the wood.. eyes what do you think about pin the tail on nana(he he) whoops I mean the nose on the pumpkin! lol

..sounds good to me, ( but on nana, I'd rolled on the floor holding my insides in)...

"eyes"

Nana, can I come too? I don't know what to dress up as though. I can bring the apples for the Bobbing for apples game if you all wanna do that. I'll also bring the spider cupcakes and witches brew (which is like long island tea and carries a powerful punch).

Glad to see you're back to your old self again.

Joan

ok i knew it was to good to be true,,,,,,,,,,
u 2 already u 2 your old tricks
ololol miss kitty i love it......
frankestein ooooooooooo i get to put the stiches in your head with my new zizag sewing machine.....lolol got u
games how about u an eyes bend over to bob for apples ,,,hummmmmmmmmmm oooo here let me help u 2 get one,,,,,giggle,,,,

JJ, nana wants everyone to come, just scoot that big ole lab puppy of her's out of the way, and brring one the cupcakes and brew....hee, hee,,

"eyes"

mmmmmmm Joan please come I would love some witches brew..... oh and you solved one of the games for us. But you have to dress up so think about it. I am sure you will come up with something.

Okay, since I'm bringing the witches brew, I'll be the witch and strap my cauldron of brew on the back of my broom and fly right down there. I gotta bring my cat too, so he can hold the cupcakes while I steer the broom.

Joan

OOOOOOOOO JOAN YES Ilove cup cakes an brew,,,,,,,
yummmmmmmmmmm watch out for them frogs,,,,,,,they might
end up in the witches brew,,,,,,oooooooo i do hope eyes and mystic get one in the cup lol talk about miss kitty and frankie running lolol they might end up as entertainment doing a frog gigg ,,,,,,,,,ooolol
joan you got to dress up tell naan waht you want to be and i'll sew it right up.................
sorry joan i am going to try real hard to be good ,,but i really do owe eyes and mystic a few,,,,,,

lololo watch out for that telephone pole witchie poo;;;;;;;;

yep, nana, gal......and we're plannin' on collectin'! Right mystic? Mystic?? Now where did that gal get off to.....

"Eyes"

hey here i am running over to eyes spoo garden and u are already planning a frog robbery,,,,see what i have to put u with joan ,i can't turn my back for a minute with them 2..........................

MMMMMMMM eyes sounds like she is out to get us. (should we be worried?) Nana you and them frogs!!!!! I am telling ya they are going to be frog legs and I am sending them to Shoe. Joan what a great idea you would make a great witch(whoops didn't mean it like that) lol You have got to bring Miss Nana her brew and cupcakes.(which she ain't allowed to have)but this is a special occasion .

Almost forgot about the apples. I'll tie a bag around each of my legs before take-off. I think I'd better eat a lot of beans before I go so I have enough gas to fly this overloaded broom all the way to Tennessee!
Joan

lol @ Joan you been taking lessons from shoe? he he. Heck I couldn't even think of anything else to say after that one. lmao

Did someone say frog legs? Mmmmm....a delicacy. Tastes just like chicken. Nana, do you have a pond? We could throw the apples in the pond and bob for them in there. And, if we catch a frog instead of an apple? Mmmmm....

You'll know I'm almost there when you hear the putt, putt, putt! That'll be the gas engine on the broom! LOL

ROFLOL!!!!! witchie poo....better get a landing strip ready for Joan....she's anchored down and gassed up....wheweeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

"EYES"

oooooooooololol ok i threw a bushel of apples in the pond
come here miss kitty ,,,,,lol your first,,,,,,,,,

NOW NANA YOU KNOW CATS DON"T LIKE TO GET WET___I WILL IF FRANKIE DOES____HEE_HEE

"EYES"

Some crazy bat almost ran me off the sky way. He's headed the same way I am so I assume he's coming to the party. Who is it?

Ya say a crazy bat, huh??? Well, I can think of a couple.....but, I'd put may money on "Shoe....


"eyes"

lololo oooooooooooa ding bat oooooooooooooo
alrightooooooooonow joan remember i live own a main road,
so try to make a sharp right into driveway,there's 5 telephone poles to the left ,,,,,,hum or is it a right,,,,,,,,

ok you big chickens(cluck, cluck cluck) whoops or is that frogs........ ? Ok here I go bobbing for apples( hummmmmm what am I bobbing for? (apples, frogs) ?

Got it Nana! Sharp right to the driveway. 5 telephone poles on the left. If I miss them, try the right. I'll find them, don't worry!

Ha, ha, ha....Frankie's got a frog in her throat!!!! LOL.

"eyes"

LOL eyes! Quick Frankie, swallow it!

ooooooo......better goive her an extra slug of brew or two......

"eyes

I'm coming with the brew! I'm almost there, hear me yet? Coming in for a landing, don't see the telephone poles, they must be on the left. Give it another try. BAM! I'm here!!!! Anyone got a bandaid? I think I sampled too much of the brew on the fly over here.

Ain't no way ladies......I like the legs but only battered and fried me eat a raw frog this Frankie thinks you gals are a few screws loose.. lol

HuH? Say what? Somebody say party? Long Island Ice tea? Witches Brew? And my favorite, Bobbing for Frogs! (Didn't know anyone else did that! I'm so relieved! I'm HOME!) (But trust me, always spit out the fur.) And by the way, I just pulled the splinters out of Joan and she is doing fairly well...(also got the broomstick pulled out of the phone pole and straightened it back out, pretty flexible for a broomstick...but I'm used to it, my MIL has one she uses about this time every yr.) And by the way, EYES, Festus is one of my heros! He dresses just like me!! Now as for that Mystic..hmmm, we talking some serious bidness here! WHy, I've seen it w/my one good eye before, That wonder woman creeping out of a pond at midnite with two frogs in each hand, one in her mouth, and one penned under each armpit! 'Twas a beyutiful site it was. However, I just didn't know at the time what she was gonna do with them! (shhhh...some folks think she's a bit strange!) (as for me, I just thought she was one of us...).

oooooooololo shoe you sweet thing you,,,,,,oooo
i really like your costume,,,hummmmmm shoe i think you none
tore a hole in your black tights,why i see blinding red,whie and blue stripes on yorn be hind ,,,,,you little
cutie you,,,,,,,hey somebody grab some flour an oil mystic needs some to wash down that frog leg hanging out of her mouth,,,,,,,,,,lol mystic ,sweetie if youn have been patience nana could have fried them legs for you,,,,,
ggirl if u ain'nt a sight for sore eyes,cause i think you went a little to far with old abraham my pet gold fish a hanging out youn ear,,,,,,ait a minute eyes where did u do gone an got that fishin pole,u ain't a thinking about cooking up a mess of goldfish to go with them frog legs r you girl ,,,,,,....well i never,,,,,,ooooooyes i have,
every time you and mystic and shoe get together,shoe get your hands out of that rabbitts cage ,,,,we aint a haven no
no hasenfeper tonight, poor ol lucy ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
an look what yuns have done an gone to joan,now unins ain't gona turn her into one of them rebels without a cause,cause
her dh is a fine upstanding po lice officer and it would hjust break tha por mans heart to have to put his sweetheart away in the ppokey........
now has'nt nana learned you all anything after al this time,,,,,,some people have sheltered lives an they aint use to walking on the wild side,so unins be careful,i feel a trip to the woodshed drawing near,

Hi Shoe! Thanks for saving me. I was mistaken, I thought you was a bat, but I think maybe you're an angel. I can see the wings. All six of them. Or maybe I have a concussion, or maybe it's a hangover. Where's my caulron of brew! I need a little for medicinal purposes I think. You all didn't eat all the frogs yet did ya?

Mystic - nice fish! Gonna have to get me an earring like that someday.

...but, nana.....I love fried rabbit....and 'Shoe and mystic are sneaking out the back door with a couple under their shirts. giggling and saying something about a barbeque.....

"eyes"

I can dress up like a bat, put one of those call bells on my head and come as a dingbat! Naw that would be a dead givaway as to my true identity! I'll keep thinkin.....

lololo zandy,,,,,,yelp u would'nt get bye with that,,,,,,,,,,,but noing u uwill come a looken better fetching,,,,,,,,,u an that imaginenary head of yours,,,,,,,
lololo but zandy please don't eat anymore of my frogs ,them little fella's thought they were living in a natural habitatat not a frog farm .that there mysitic done eat a belly full...................help zandy
lolol shoe a angel ,,,,,sure that there leather jacket
ain't missing a word or two miss witchie poo.eyes what have u got in that burlap sack,u would'nt be thinking of taking
my pecans i picked up this week.....hummmmmmm

Naw....zany. HorseShoe is a bat! What about you dress up like "Jeanie" or a Grecian goddess and just come as a muse?.....nana, I was just takin' a few of these pecans to use with me little sling shot.....

Why Joan thank you so much it does make a nice earring doesn't it?If you hurry I think I spotted a few more fish just like it in the pond and you can get you one. Psssst eyes which way is the BBQ (speaking of BBQ's we need some of the gang from the Aussie BBQ)these rabbits are really wiggling around they are gonna get loose if we don't hurry. Lets see now what can zany dress up as? Come on gang we gotta help think of something. Wow what was that whizing by my head....? I think it was a pecan..... EYES!!!!!!!! you better put down that sling shot I still got frogs I can throw at ya..... he he.

Well, since there are so many lil froggies there I think I'll weave me a wig out of garter snakes I'll be Medusa and the snakes will eat heartily on frog! Since I am so shy no one will look at me and if they do Nana can keep em as stone statues in her garden year round!