FROG GETTING A LOAN

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Georgiaredclay lagrange, GA(Zone 7a) Oct 17, 2001

> A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
> "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
> Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows The bank manager. Pattie explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall bright pink and perfectly formed.
> Very confused, Pattie explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
> She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
> She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
> (you're gonna love this
> The bank manager looks back at her and says...
> "It's a knick-knack, Pattie Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.


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ozarksue Mansfield, MO(Zone 6a) Oct 17, 2001

ROFL!!!!!!!!

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SoCal Huntington Beach, CA(Zone 10a) Oct 17, 2001

ROTFL, that's a cute one.

Donna

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flowerpot St. Thomas, ON(Zone 5b) Oct 17, 2001

Thanks for the early morning laugh.

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Ginger_H Fountain, FL(Zone 8a) Oct 17, 2001

Oh my goodness!!! Tooo funny. :-))))))

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cnclady Harrisburg, NC(Zone 7a) Oct 17, 2001

Thanks for the laugh! Needed that.

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snowhermit Woodsville, NH(Zone 4a) Oct 17, 2001

ROFL!!! I'll have to remember this one.

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Schmetterling Louisville, KY(Zone 6a) Oct 17, 2001

Very cute! Too silly not to share!

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Terry Murfreesboro, TN(Zone 7a) Oct 17, 2001

Thanks for the giggle, Jim. I shared this one with my kids a few months ago, and believe it or not, they got it. Guess all that "classic rock" we listen to has sunk in after all :)

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