**the legend of scary gardeners.....and other spooky things**

ooooooooooooooooooooomy
they they come streaking thru the garden singing,
it was a one horn,one eyed flying purple people eater....
wait i do believe they have borrowed a couple of shoe's BAY LEAVES, and thye have beautiful designer shoes to match
mystic was running thru the garden so fast she got her heel stuck in dave's green patch and eyes came sailing flat of top of her,as then eyes felt a cold hand of her back,,,,,
mystic is that your hand of my back,,,,,,,
oooooooono eyes it's not my hands,,,,,,,eyes slowly turned her head and found herself staring flat dab into the eyes
of

...a Schmetterling...... We all know what a Schmetterling is.They were both frozen with fear.The Schmetterling stared.Sizing up the situation.How did it get so lucky.There were no clothes to digest,and they were already seasoned with those lovley bay leaves.The shoe's had to go though.The Smetterlings hands slowly started to move ...reaching...clawing...

for the telephone to call Ms. Cleo in hopes that she can help with what is going on in the garden. Ms. Cleo answers the phone and

.....on the other end of the line, the phone is promptly picked up on the third ring, and a lovely Jamaican voice croons, "I'm sorry, but your subscription is up, my dear, and Miss Cleo sees many things for you. The first thing you have to do for Miss Cleo is.....

Send me the head of the HEADLESS HORSEMAN and include a SASE for seeds from SDoglover in case you are able too plant seeds of the magic...

and why your at it,,meeee's would likia one of those beautiful DG coffe mugs an a tshirt,now let me see
iii seeees great trades in your future,,,,,,,,,,,
this year you will make a trade with the biggest
trader in the,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

.....whole Florida pennisula....where ya will find many, many passaflora. Ya must sneak inta his garden after midnight and take.....

...a mandragora from there....

...and ship it priority to.....

Gardenwife and gardenhubby. They can hide it until the coast is clear. He would never think to look there for it. But then you know somebody will blab and tell where we hid it...... who could that be?...............

Only the mystic would know that!

well I forsee lots of people everybody wants this beauty but unknown to anybody this plant has special powers and it ................

....has occasionally been rumored to be able to turn frogs into princes. Ah, but would in work in reverse...on the fairer sex. Nana, and her revived froggies just might......

....be looking for the Mystic,for the Mystic is the one who can reverse the process.If they can isolate her ,then there would be no way the beautiful girls of Daves could be turned back .They could Kiss all the girls and make them frogs and then the frogs would have control of the whole garden,and have lots of Amazon frogett's to help them rule.As they slowly crept thru the veggie garden,avoiding the slime from the slugs,slowly creepping up on CindyM and Carol7,who where in the garden consoling Trish,who had been turned in to a Gourd.they didn't know what would happen if they kissed Trish but they did know that there were two girls there that they could turn into frogs to add to the frog empire.Where is Dave Trish cried?,and the frogs hopped closer .....

Trish noticed one of them had on Dave's hat; the one with the flaps over the ears and the other one had on his favorite flannel shirt.

.....oh nooooo...the frogs had gotten to Dave first....must have surprised him on his way to tiG's place! All the while the mystic was arguing with Miss Cleo as to whether or not she had renewed her subscrition to her astological calender. Just then......

....then roadrunner comes in to save the day! a fresh supply of the horrible plant eating grasshoppers from AZ....they will lure those nasty frogs away from Trish, but they do LOVE the gourd leaves so she will need something to cover herself...about that time we hear.....

Honibee buzzing through the garden. She grabs up Trish and takes off and can be heard mumbling now I can get rid of her and have Dave for myself. Little does she know that

Calalily was waiting in the tall grass with her famous tea-tree oil and sprayed Honibee causing her to drop Trish. It's a good thing.....

Is is a good thing Yardbird was watching and flew to and caught Tris before she fell and hit the step'g stones because-----

if her head cracked it open they would find the hole under it,where trish hids all her money from dave,,,to sneak on EBAY and by things,,,,,,,,,and if he found out dave would turn trish into a.............

.......pumpkin. But, instead yardbird flew over the patch where the froggies were and deposited the fair Trish smack in the middle of a.........

large pie crust that was being made by the frogs. Honibee hearing Trish screaming decides (after much consideration)that Dave and the Children need her and rushes in and grabs up Trish. Honibee runs screaming Trish I will try to get you back home and just as she said that

.......she tripped over her own toe, and went sailing head over heels, with one of the froggies hanging out of her mouth, and landed smack dab in the middle of the pie crust, where she.......

gathered her wits about herself and rolled the frogs in the pie crust. She then went to DG's recipe forum to get a frog-pie recipe. Having no luck, she called Zanymuse

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ZANDY was afraid to open the emails cause nana was up to no good sending out packages to her guests OF HER HALLOWEEN PARTY,she knew nana SO,,,,,,,,,,,, zandy peeked out to see if nana was around and hurried to her recipe book where she kelp her
favorvite TOAD RECIPES.LET'S see toad of eye,toadjam,
toadfood, ground toad livers,aahhhhhhhhhhh

.......Toad Pot Pie, with sauteed lizards, and gooseberries.......but, alas gooseberries were out of season, so she called MzM to see what would be a reasonable substitute, and.....

just as she found the substitute she heard sirens. She screamed for honibee and all the others. Someone had called the men with the white jacket and they were searching for all the DG people. Little did they know that they were all on the way to nana's for the party. Their was an apb but out and they were sited on the expressway in a large flower covered car. The highway patrol started chasing them and

....dirt was flying off the roots, unfortunately for the officer some of it went right under his aviator shades, causing the poor man's foot to slip on the accelerator, sending his motorcycle into flight, landed with several good bounces, ending up in.....

...Bitting distance of the mad brug...Brugs as a rule don't like loud noises,and the siren was really getting on his nerves.As the brug closed in for his meal,Tims passiflora reached up and wrapped up around the roots of the brug.He was stuck!!! Luck was with the officer,and he deceided that plants can't be all that bad 'cause one just saved his life,plus if all those crazy ,beautiful women of Daves Garden like plants that much ,there must be something good about them.Just as he was bending down ,about to start picking up his motorcycle he heard a noise.....the hair on the back of his neck was standing on end...what is that?....NO,it cant be....its .......

.....CoCo....and she's brandishing a cookbook in his direction, and tiG is in hot pursuit, saying that the officer must get back on his cycle and ride to find Zany
'cause maybe somebody typed in an antidote for Miss Trish in it. The officer had a very puzzled look on his face when.....

...suddenly it turned into a look of utter horror, as before his eyes loomed the largest Toad that ever was.....seemed one of nana's little froggies had been at paulgrow's place and had digested some bugs that were in his super organic flower food! The toad eyed the officer, as he did look a bit like a bug, behind those goggles. The toad was reaching down to zap him with his tongue when......

along came eyes, honibee, and calalilly with some wart remover to stop that toad dead in his tracks! Now everybody knows that when you put wart remover on a toad you get......

HIS HAIR TURNS INTO RED LOVE LIES BLEEDING ROPES..........
SO MAYBE WE KNOW FOR SURE WHO THE BIG GANG LEADER OF THE TOADS IS.COULD SOMEONE HAVE STOLEN DAVE'S LOVE LIES BLEEDING WIG AND BE WEARING IT,,,NO IT COULD'NT BE ,NOT ,,,,,,NO WAY...HOW DID THEY GET HERE WITHOUT
ANYONE SEEING THEMMMMMM,HUMMMMMM WHY IT'S........

......arptiger....and he had been hiding them in his rose bushes at the Chiggar Ranch....but, as eyes, cala, and honibee, mustered the courage to move in a little closer to the giant toad......Cala let out a blood curdling scream! There, squirming around in the Love Lies Ableeding wig were hundreds of.....

....green, hairy worms. Each had it's on distinctive little grotesque face, and the letters DG emblazoned on their....

....butts....

eeeewwwwwwwweeeeeeeee, I hate worms!!! Give me my tea-tree oil, Cala screamed. Dave appeared with Shoe and.......

Honibee screamed NO Calalily bugs like this will not die with tea-tree oil you need RAID. Run Honibee screams and she can be heard saying what in the H-ll is tea-tree oil anyway? Calalily is running after Honibee trying to explain when all the DGers start running also because they
don't know is going on. Finally Eyes says stop and listen what is that? It is

......it's the low droning sound of an antique bi-plane, and it appears to be circling the garden, searching for whatever wicked things of the night that could be found.....it's pilot was unrecognizable, but looked somewhat in size and shape to.....