You know you're a Dave's Gardener when....

...you wake up in a cold sweat because you just had a bad dream that you got online and the DG site was down for upgrades

...you have a network of computers hooked up just so you can surf several of DG's forums all at once

...your husband finds your secret stash of seed packets, and DG printouts and you realize there is no more use in denying it

...you refer to your own friends by their DG name, because their birthname doesn't ring a bell

anyone else care to contribute?

CoCoSeed, I wanted to start this thread! But you have won the race.

When you rehearse those DG screen-names while gardening.
When you dream of a Dave and a Trish.
When the first thing that catches the eye on the address list is DG when you switch the comp on.
Whenever you signt a rare plant or flower you think of posting it on DG.

you have Dave's as your home page (we all do, right?)

you wake up 3 mornings in a row reading posts on the forums, but you're not at the computer, it was just a dream.

... you are still sitting here reading when you should have been in bed hours ago. LOL!

Wingnut, you caught me! Went to bed, couldn't sleep...was afraid you were hogging all the tucker at the BBQ! Or that one of my threads I was watching had a post. LOL RR.CC Jo

Ditto Wingnut,lol' Coffee intake has doubled since joining'
Fall asleep at the pooter with your glasses on'

Your family is so sick of hearing about DG that you have to make up imaginary conversations as in, I was just talking to someone at the grocery store who...
I saw a picture in a, um, magazine...
I overheard someone at the library say...
while standing in line at the Post Office, someone told me...

When you have dreams,wondering what Dave is going to look like the next morning...which I have had.

When you have a gardening party at your house and you're not there cause you're @ DG.

When you realize that your fingers are sore from being at the keyboard all day.

When you have 'Angel's hair'(cob webs) and 'Angel's dust'
(dusting furniture) throughout your house.

When your DH comes home and asks,"What's for dinner?" You reply, "What type of seeds would you like, and what do you have to trade?"

when your own garden needs you-but you cant get out of daves garden! =)

when the refresh button-breaks!

Your kids wanted lunch-I just have to read one more post!

davesgarden is my homepage! =) (busted)

When you wake up and with eyes closed turn on the puter and hit connect-before you go potty!

when you go on vacation and get up early to use the computer-thats in the guestroom! =]

we need milk again-someone else go to the store-Im posting!

I LUV IT HERE!!!
dori

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when DH not only knows your friends user name, but their real name as well.

When you've got company, and you wish they'd go home, so you could turn on your computor to find out what's happening with all your other friends.

LOL!! that's a true one!

You all crack me up!

Of course, we admit to all of these symptoms as well (except the dreaming us "a Dave, and a Trish"-LOLOLOL).

I've met a small handful of our members, or talked with them on the phone. Since I've called them by their screen names for over a year, I just can't call them anything but :)

Trish

hen you find yourself in the Plant Database more often than in the garden.

"eyes"

...you move the comfy couch away from the computer to discourage playing, and suffer a sore butt from dragging over a hard wood kitchen chair.
...you constanty tell your two year old "just let me read this one more thing".
...you say too often "hold on, I have to tell Peggy to read something".
...dinner is starting to smoke, but you hope hubby gets home soon so you don't have to get up.
LOL These could go on forever. :)

LOL everyone,
Kathleen - I'm guilty! I'm embarrassed to let my DH know how much I come here that I too make up places where I "got that info"!

...the guest bed is covered with 3 feet of laundry that needs to be folded!

Cindy

when you wake up at 3am in the morning wondering what everyone is doing.... and fire up the PC..

when you make your friends and family have photo's done holding posters of names of people they dont even know insisting they wave and smile...

You go out for dinner and cant wait to get home to check the board so go on their computer!!!! (true just happened) hahahahaha

also when you recieve emails from people you have never heard of until they mentioned their DG name and you suddenly realize they are real!!!!!!!

laura

LOL..I've been trying to ration my time...yesterday I was gonna start cleaning at 10:00,but......LOL. Oh well as long as the house doesn't look like a dust bowl and dh gets fed.

CoCo,

I love it: When your DH comes home and asks,"What's for dinner?" You reply, "What type of seeds would you like, and what do you have to trade?"

That's just too funny.

zeb

When you forget to EAT! John

I was just imformed that if I ever said what seeds do you have to tradeinleu of dinner....the computer would take a hike...LOL I was reading to him from this post. Guess that wasn't sucha good idea hUH? LOL He's ok. He brings home about half as many plants as I do! LOL He is my bed maker(plant bed that is)!