not coming with us....darn...
Been busy Lately
Absolutely a donkey named Earl!
No chicken bowling, though. LOL
Nice teeth eh?
I don't match. grumble. You might get me to wear a GCD hat or something...
Man, you guys are just going to love west Texas and around my place. Those sorta guys grow like weeds out here. No cute accents, though.
Darn I want on with a cute accent
Nice teeth and no talking is just fine....jeez. I think I better go shower.
OMG is he comeing if he is i won't get a dang thing done with my looking at him the whole way and you better make me a bib to match my saddle for all the DROOL
Cookie's calling chow... I leave you all with yer fantasy chickenboy...
LOL
okay I got the funky feathering tall boy tin foil dohicky hats for us to wear!!..just need to see how many mor we need to round up for the drive!! Got 10 made here so....let me see where I put them hot pink and lime green feathers are at???..along with the purple tie sash in case we have to tie our hats on to keep them from blowing away in the wind while we are riding so famously on our ...well-trained jujitsu custom buckstitched saddles emus riding herd...har har har...
I hope chickens are color blind or they will run screaming all which way.
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LMAO!!!!
Less herding and more scaring/scarring then? :D
Home, home on the raaaange
where the grrrls and the chicken herd plaaaaay
where seldom is heeeeard
a discouraging wooooord
and the hats scare the coyotes awaaaaay!
Yeeee-haaaaaw... my emu's snortin' and pawin' to go!
My Donkey is all dressed and i have on my bib since my donkey will be slow i will pull up the rear and chase any wayward chickens
{{{...... zoom ......}}} here I go in my pneumatic stealth go-cart. goat in side-car.
Google maps says it's 903 miles if we drive 'em through Houston, but I don't want to deal with the traffic...
It's a little dusty back here but i got my goggles on i don't see any straglers yet
I was gonna propose starting the GCD on April 1st...
So do i get to keep the donkey till then or do i have to give it back to Moodene
mi mi mi mi mi mi
♪♪An emu he would a-wooing go, mm mm, mm mm,
An emu he would a-wooing go,
Whether his mother would let him or no, mm mm, mm mm.
He rode right to a BlueBlackSplash Orp's den, mm mm, mm mm,
He rode right to Miss BlueBlackSplash Orp's den,
Said he, "Miss BlueBlackSplash Orp are you within?" mm mm, mm mm.
Oh yes, Sir Emu, I sit a hatch-in , mm mm, mm mm,
Oh yes, Sir Emu, I sit a hatch-in,
So open the door and walk right in, mm mm, mm mm.
He said, "Miss BlueBlackSplash Orp I've come to see," mm mm, mm mm,
He said, "Miss BlueBlackSplash Orp I've come to see,
If you, Miss BlueBlackSplash Orp, will marry me?" mm mm, mm mm.
I don't know what to say to you, mm mm, mm mm,
I don't know what to say to you,
'Til I can see my Uncle Roo, mm mm, mm mm.
When Uncle Roo came riding home, mm mm, mm mm,
When Uncle Roo came riding home,
Said he, "Whose been here since I've been gone?" mm mm, mm mm.
A fine young gentleman has been here, mm mm, mm mm,
A fine young gentleman has been here,
Who wants to marry me, that is clear, mm mm, mm mm.
So Uncle Roo, he rode to town, mm mm, mm mm,
So Uncle Roo, he rode to town,
And bought his niece a wedding gown, mm mm, mm mm.
Where shall our wedding supper be, mm mm, mm mm,
Where shall our wedding supper be?
Down in the trunk of the hollow tree, mm mm, mm mm.
The first to come was the Bumble Bee, mm mm, mm mm,
The first to come was the Bumble Bee,
He strung his fiddle over his knee, mm mm, mm mm.
The next to come was a Crawley Bug, mm mm, mm mm,
The next to come was a Crawley bug,
He broke the bottle and smashed the jug, mm mm, mm mm.
The next to come was the Captain Flea, mm mm, mm mm,
The next to come was the Captain Flea,
He danced a jig with the Bumble Bee, mm mm, mm mm.
The Emu and BlueBlackSplash Orp, they went to France, mm mm, mm mm,
The Emu and BlueBlackSplash Orp, they went to France,
And this is the end of my romance, mm mm, mm mm. ♪♪
I've just returned from the most excellent emu chariot driving adventure where we went to war with Nevada crickets. Did you miss me? ^_^
Welcome back
LOL....boy this chicken drive is gonna be a thriller to watch!!
I'm in if I can drive my emu chariot and wear those cool strappy sandles like they wore in the Roman days. O and sing campfire songs. 'kay? Can I?
More the merrier!!!!!!! Yeppy!!!!!! Can hardly wait for April 1st
Cool Strappy saddles Oh! Oh! Me! Me! Me! i want some too!!
I can't help but mention my other adventure this winter where we were riding seahorses wearing spike heeled blue sequined flippers and tiaras. It's been a verrrrrrrrrry exciting time in the Rockies this winter ^_^. Harmony there are many emu chariots and cool strappy sandles are part of the gear.
Hi Dahlia dear I would like to see some pictures or a shot of what ever you have been drinking this winter.
LMAO Wren!!!
Funny you should ask dear Wren, because I was almost lured into the Land of the Vodka by the evil Ice Queen (disguised as a Winter Fairy) while trying to learn how to make Gnome Tea. Fortunately I was saved in the knick of time so I have just been enjoying my usual refreshing beverages (hic).
Yes I was watching your attempt of making Gnome tea.
Bummer. You need the special little teapot or it's a no go :( Like THOSE are easy to find :(
Weeeeeeee're off to be the wizaaards
The wonderful Wizaards of Odd
We hear we is some wizzes of wizzes
If ever some wizzes we waaas...
If ever O ever some wizzes we was
Us Wizzes of Odd was wizzes becauz
Becausebecausebecausebecause Becaaaaause.....
Becauzathewonderful thingswe does!!!!!
Weeeeeeee're off to be the wizaaards
The wonderful Wizaards of Oooodd!!!
I love the Wizard of Oz i believe i have watched it every year for the last 49 years
Whose talking about the Wizard of OZ?!! lolol....
Emus and ostriches and crickets O MY! Emus and ostriches and crickets O MY!
Now before we leave (there will be no stopping mid-way through) Does ANYONE wish they were back in Kansas???
Where is Kansas?????
Oh that's where! Why would someone wish they where there????
Ease up a little on me, wren-honey!! I'm not supposed to lay more than I egg a day!!!