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crazy4brugs Kansasville, WI(Zone 5a) Dec 18, 2008

Have a few songs to share.

O Holey Leaves

(sung to "O Holy Night")

O holey leaves
My hostas look like Swiss Cheese
It is the night
When the damage was done.

Long lay the bugs
In dirt and mulch awaiting
'Til night appeared
And the slugs had their fun.

A thrill of hope
O beery pan may drown them
Or yonder lies
A new insecticide.

Fall on your knees
And search them with a flashlight
They see me supine
And my neighbors think I'm nuts

O give me some wine
O night, O slugs, I resign.


Need more? :>)

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kwanjin (Zone 7a) Dec 19, 2008

I do!!! That was cute! LOL

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crazy4brugs Kansasville, WI(Zone 5a) Dec 19, 2008

Glad you like it, the songs are from a MG x-mas meeting.

This one is for everyone.

"Here come Catalogs" to the tune of "Here Comes Santa Claus"

Here come catalogs, here come catalogs
Filled with bulbs and seeds
Pictures of the perfect plants that
Ev'ry gardener needs.
There's a lily of a color
No one ever has seen
It will die within in a month---it's zone is rated 15 !!!

Here come catalogs, here come catalogs
Luring me to spend
They'll accept my Master Card for roses without end.
There are months of cold before us
Gardens withered and sere
We'll be broke before its March 'cause
Catalogs are here....

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