Funny license plates/bumper stickers.

Do you ever drive down the road and see a funny license plate or bumper sticker? Yesterday, I saw one on a car that made me laugh. Her license read 'L8TR YALL'. Don't know why, but I found it funny. A few weeks ago a bumper sticker about made me wreck. It read 'I wanna be like Barbie, That b**tch has everything'. Sorry, but I laughed hysterically. I guess everyone has seen the ones that say 'My son/daughter is and honor student as such and such school'. Well my hubby saw one on the back of a pickup that said 'My kid beat up your honor student today'. Not nice, but funny. My grandpa's Park Avenue says 'I am spending my child's inheritance'. LOL Seen any good ones?

Here's a few that made me laugh!

Hire teenagers while they still know everything!

Very funny Scotty, Now beam up my CLOTHES!

Fleece on earth, good wool to ewe!

One who farts in church sits in his own pew!

Not tonite Dear, I have a modum!

Compost Happens!

Badseed I love the Barbie one, never seen that one!
Thanks for the morning chuckles.
T-lily ;o)

Not sure I should admit to this, but that may have been my dad you saw...the one with the honor student thing. I know he has one on his car...lol. And no, it wasn't refering to me :) I'm a nice guy...I guess...lol

I've got one I like...


Mean People Suck. :)

Here's something I got a few weeks ago. WARNING: Some of the following is (very) politically incorrect!!

BUMPER STICKERS-that should exist!

1) I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

2) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me.

3) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

4) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

5) Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

6) WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

7) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

8) BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

9) I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.

10) So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.

11) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

12) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

13) I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

14) Earth first...we'll mind the other planets later.

15) I'm just driving this way to [deleted] you off.

16) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

17) As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

18) I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

19) God must love stupid people, he made so many.

20) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

21) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

22) It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

23) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

24) It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

25) Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

26) I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

27) Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself.

28) Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

29) Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.

30) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

31) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

32) CAT----- The Other White Meat

33) Beer----- The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon

34) I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With A**holes

35) I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed-----What More Do You Want?

36) Welcome To Sh** Creek-----Sorry, We're Out of Paddles

37) If You Think I'm A Bi***, Wait Until You Meet My Mother.

38) Jesus loves you. Everybody else thinks you're an a**hole.

Thanks all,sooo funny and pc(politically
correct) isn't fashionable anymore,lol''
I love reading bumper"snickers" but won't
put them on our pickups,just askin' for
trouble,lol''Too many "loose cannons"
runnin' 'round,anymore'''

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I love #25...too funny! I can also relate to #18...thanks to my own grandpa!

On alcohol abuse:
'Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill some.'
and 'I drink BEFORE I drive.'
PETA:
'People for Eating Tasty Animals'
Nasty car:
'My other car is a Mercedes.'
'Don't laugh, it is paid for.'
Rush hour:
'Hang up the [profanity removed] phone and DRIVE.'

Don't hate me people, I REALLY have seen these on cars. :)

Just saw a new one.
"I LOVE to give homeade gifts.

So which one of my children would you like"

ATTENTION!
If you can read this
you are to close
P*SS OFF

Oh my they are all so funny!!!!! I have to find #3 on Amaryllisgal's list it is the best!!!!! And #36 , I think I would be one without a paddle. Thanks guys for a good laugh! sue

I just saw today, For free night in motel, see driver for details!

Hey GV, I saw one for you!!
ALL VOLS
Really, right here in Ohio!

On the kids theme, there is the old W C Fields(?) quote of
"I love kids, but I couldnt manage a whole one"

A recent one seen at the golf club which struck a chord. It said "Retired - spending the kids inheritance"

ALL VOLS - I like that! But.....guess we better sound the alarm, sounds like an escapee has been spotted in Ohio!

Giggle....folks down here drive ORANGE cars, they love their team so much :0)

I've been told by a certain neglected domestic partner that this is what will be on my next license plate:

Garden Ho

NJCher

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Oh NJ, that is too funny! I am waiting for the "When I die, don't bury me, compost me" bumper sticker, myself. LOL

How about this one; Don't follow Me I'm Lost

If this van's rocking don't come knocking.

Saw this one last week on the way to work-
"My child has perfect attendance at
Huntsville State Penetentury"

I liked this one....it made me laugh...it's for fisherman...

Fish tremble at the mention of my name!!

Old fishermen don't die...they just smell like it! (if you've every smelled catfish charlie...you'll know what I mean by that one being funny!!)

Oh, I liked numbers 1 and 38......Amaryllisgal....LOL

oh, this funny is a tried and true one...not a bumper sticker....if you would like to be alone with a friend (or date), or get the best seats somewhere...start talking about religion....people start dissapearing...its amazing, but true.

I used to be crazy.....but We're ok now!

zany....well I hope "one" of you is on meds......rotfl....just teasing....hehehe

I found these:
1.love works
2.so manymen,so few who can afford me
3.GOD made us sisters,prozac made us friends
4.I f they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't goin'
5.My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips
6.princess,having had sufficient experience with prince's,
seeks frog
7.coffee,chocolate, men, some things are just better
8.don't treat me any differently than you would the queen
9.If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
10.dinner is ready when the alarm goes off
11I'm out of estrogen, and I have a gun
12Guys have feelings too! butlike...who cares
13. Next mood swing: 6 minutes
14. And your point is?
15. Warning I have an attitude and I know to use it
16.Of course I don't look busy,
I did it right the first time
17. Do not start with me, you will not win
18. You have the right to be silent so ,shut up
19. All stressed out ,and no one to choke
20. I'm one of those things that happen to good people
21. How can I miss you if you don't go away?
22. Sorry if I look interested, I'm not
23. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap, and easy
24. Dont upset me!,I'm running out of places-
to hide the bodies!
25. Send this to 10 bright women to make their day!