How'd you call your spouse?

Pet-names, nick-names,.... My wife's name is Asha (Aasha). And I call her by that. Nothing special. But someone, somewhere might be using curious and funny names for their spouses. Share?! :}

My husbands name is Bob and sometimes I call him Boobie,or Bobby,or Babes. So I guess I have three nicknames for him, more pet names.

I call mine Babe. sometimes sweetie, and sometimes jerk, just depends:) LOL! mostly babe.

I decline to respond to this thread, for obvious reasons :)

BUT- we did know a couple once, they called each other "Bunny". If she got mad at him, she would call him "Rabbit"...we always thought that was funny :)

Trish

Since he is hard of hearing I call him very LOUDLY! I use Honey, Sweetie and HEY YOU! Mostly HEY YOU though cause many years ago he said he didn't care what I called him so long as I called and He'd asnswer to Hey You if it meant I wanted him around! Well, after all these years I definately still want him around and he still answers to it!

SO's name is the same as the little boy from the Winnie the Pooh stories. He already gets alot of grief for that, so I steer clear of the obvious little nick names.... : )

Actually somehow he started calling me Mouth Almighty (guess I'm alittle opinionated...and vocal about it) and I've called him Ahab for years...no idea where that came from...

I call mine Honeydew.....ya know Honey do this and Honey do that....hee, hee.

"eyes"

DW is Tiger.She was Tiger when I met her in High School and she has remained Tiger ever since.

My DH calls me "Cuddles" but that is only when he wants something...other than that he calls me whatever pop's in his head, it might be a number of things like: HoseHead, or AirBubble, or sometimes MoonPie!
I usually call him Fuz or Fuzzy..which alot of people call him Fuzzy too though, his dad calls him Skeet(short for Skeeter) LOL

I don't have a cute nic for DH other than "Honey" but he has one or me!

He calls me "The 'Q'". My name is Susan, friends call me Suzy or Suzy Q. Hence...The 'Q'!

i call him "shortcut"...heh heh

lol lisa!
i just whistle REALLY loud and everyone yells-"what"
i guess i call him D.A. and hon most of the time and he call me "doll"
dori

I call me DH "Beloved"! Because he is... and we've only been married a few days over a year!!!
-JSS

1-derful, go on.

I'm with Zany - Hey You usually works, especially when my short term memory gets so bad I forget her name (snigger).

My DH's name is Doug, I call him Dougie-do, Dougie do this, dougie do that!

I call him a variation of his last name. Good mood is Larburger. If he hasnt done anything to help around the house then its Larda**. LOL
Hey.....you asked!!
Janice

On a normal day - Hank
On a good day - Hanky-poo
On a bad day - HENRY!!

we have really silly ones, sometimes we call each other 'monkey' or 'puss', or even 'stinky', lol

I call mine "Bacon" and he calls me "Eggs" is that sick or what?

He's Bear and I'm Girlie-Girl.

I call him my wild stallion stud and he calls me his little filly.....just kidding. We don't have names. Should we?

Because he is tall and slender and has a lot of bounce,plus the perfect laugh, he is Tigger. I, because of my shape and being a foot shorter than he and because of my personal laugh, am Pooh.

But mostly he calls me "my Baby" and I call him the same. Sometimes he calls me "babeolicious woman" and sometimes (lots of times) he calls me his gorgeous woman...

When he refers to himself he calls himself my beloved, which he is (we're newlyweds too as of May 20, 2000)...

I know it's sappy but we love it. Also we have kitties and they call us Mommy and Daddy so we call each other that too. :)

This was a fun thread, Dinu.

My DH's real name is Donald,but when he was a baby he never smiled ,always had a serious face ,so his mother ,in her strange sense of humor,started calling him "Chuckles" (which she still calls him) But everyone else calls him "Chuck" so I call him "Charlie" And ya know , he still never smiles!!!!

Now you all are great! Lots of laughing going on this side the computer!!!
The bacon and eggs thing is my favorite! LOL
I will never figure out my DH as long a I live!!
When we were first married , he was never mushy, or called me by any pet name.
Now we have been married going on 14 years. He calls me "his Babe", he calls me "gorgeous", or "Honey" or "Sweetheart" I asked him why wasnt he this way when we were newlyweds? He says he is more in love now than when were first married. He calls me mostly by my name.
I call him Mr. Robertson.
Just kidding.
No I call him "Hunk", "Handsome" "Sweetheart" "Honey", "Daddy" now that he is one! Sometimes I call him "Mr.Sereous" because he seems so deep in thought.

I've stayed out of this as long as I can. LOL I feel the need to post!

Dh calls me "dear" or "Babe" or "Sweetie". (I'm sure there's times he calls me other things under his breath) LOL

I call him "Dear" or "Hon" or " 'mere dear" if I need something! LOL Sometimes I call him.....oh my....he would hate me for posting this.... LOL

He's a cop and sometimes I say "I'm dialing 911!!!", as in Dial 911 and make a cop come"

Joan (Oh boy, I'm new here and already giving away intimate family secrets!) Please forgive me or boot me if this is too offensive! I held off as long as I could. LOL

My late husband always called me Mother=as I was the third wife that was the safest thing. He always said he was probably the only man to have all three of his wives sitting together to eat a meal with no hard feelings. Probably true

I call DH 'urch' which is short for urchin (a favorite word of mine just for the sound of it). I started calling the cat 'little urch', then I started calling DH 'big urch'. They both respond ....

We have two of the most spoiled dogs (their almost human and thier "our babies")when my hubby drives in I say "theres the daddy". zoom they beat him to the door. "he"says go to mommy.Too cutesy?

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I call mine The Old Bucket, because sometimes I have to kick the bucket lol. I also call him The Old Sperm Bank.I saw that on the movie "The Shinning" when Jack Nickolson said it to the ghost bartender, and I fell in love with the name.
Not that he donates to the sperm banks to make babies lol.
He calls me Crunchypeatmoss, which I think is cute after he explained how he came up with the name, he is such a big kid.